Farting during a massage

[ponyfitness]

What's the etiquette on that? Do you warn your therapist ahead of time or just let it go. I'm seriously wondering this.

 

[jnevin]

Only if she doesn't give you a happy ending.

 

[rnch]

i always give a warning if i break wind while getting rimmed.

 

[rykertest]

i always give a warning if i break wind while getting rimmed.

I hope pick3 appreciates you consideration.

 

[Dial_tone]

I spend 5 minutes in the restroom squeezing every last bit of air out before the rubdown starts.

 

[rnch]

I hope pick3 appreciates you consideration.

lol.....doubt THAT will ever happen....

 

[rykertest]

lol.....doubt THAT will ever happen again...

Fixed.

 

[rnch]

Fixed.

LMAO......so THAT was pick3?????

 

[Arabian]

Youre Kidding

 

[rykertest]

LMAO......so THAT was pick3?????

so many men, so little time hey rnch?

 

[rnch]

nahhhh........unlike SOME people here, i am "picky about who i poke"

 

[ponyfitness]

I spend 5 minutes in the restroom squeezing every last bit of air out before the rubdown starts.

I'd be afraid of squeezing out a wet one and then the residual smell would be even worse.

 

[jnevin]

I've had to tell a girl to keep working on my back because I got wood during the massage. I told her after I finally flipped over, and she blushed. She did a lot of work on my hip flexors, probably trying to get me to get wood again. I just kept thinking about the nastiest things I could imagine to keep it away. It kind of worked.

 

[beefcake28]

I'd be afraid of squeezing out a wet one and then the residual smell would be even worse.

LMAO @ "residual smell"

 

[AAP]

What's worse is when the therapist is the one doing the farting.

I had one that every single time when he went to shift his weight and bear down to do trigger point and deep tissue, he had an ass burp. Not a long one, but a small pfft pfft pfft pfft every time.

Those little fuckers add up after a while.

 

[Arabian]

What's worse is when the therapist is the one doing the farting.

I had one that every single time when he went to shift his weight and bear down to do trigger point and deep tissue, he had an ass burp. Not a long one, but a small pfft pfft pfft pfft every time.

Those little fuckers add up after a while.

lol

 

[rykertest]

What's worse is when the therapist is the one doing the farting.

I had one that every single time when he went to shift his weight and bear down to do trigger point and deep tissue, he had an ass burp. Not a long one, but a small pfft pfft pfft pfft every time.

Those little fuckers add up after a while.

man the pfft pfft pfft was what made that post. lol

 

[Gambino]

i'd silently let it slip out and play stupid when the hideous aromas materializes

 

[rnch]

i'd play stupid...

easier for some of us than others

 

[javaguru]

i'd silently let it slip out and play stupid when the hideous aromas materializes

Don't ask, don't tell policy?

 

[rnch]

he who smelt it dealt it

 

[AAP]

At first I thought it was his old ass table creaking. But no. It was just his old ass.

 

[Whiskey]

Hmmm... this brings the question to my mind. "Would it be wrong to rub one out while recieving a massage?"

Whiskey

 

[AAP]

Hmmm... this brings the question to my mind. "Would it be wrong to rub one out while recieving a massage?"

Whiskey

no you let them do it. that is what they are getting paid for.

 

[Whiskey]

no you let them do it. that is what they are getting paid for.

Nah, my girl is married. She won't do that unfortunately. We've joked about it a couple times though... i'm still working on it.

Whiskey

 

[AAP]

Nah, my girl is married. She won't do that unfortunately. We've joked about it a couple times though... i'm still working on it.

Whiskey

When she asks to be paid... joke about that.


Then leave. She will get the message.