farted at the squat rack today

[bdog527]

I'm in my hometown on vacation and was doing squats at my old gym. I saw a girlfriend from high school that I haven't seen since I graduated. We got to talking and she said that I could go ahead and finish my set so she wouldn't interrupt. I said ok and proceeded to finish out while she stood there. Well halfway through on my way back up I proceeded to let out a very noisy and consequently stinky fart. I felt embarrassed but couldn't help but to laugh. I think her face was three shades of red. We continued to talk for a little while but from that point on things were a little uncomfortable.

lol-too funny.

 

[PatsFan34]

That's gotta be embarresing, but at least you could laugh it off, good shit man(no pun intended)!!!

 

[bdog527]

Yeah it definitely wasn't my finest moment. I really don't care though like I said she is an old friend, I don't have a vested interest in her at this point so I just enjoyed the humor of the moment. The look on her face was the funniest part too bro.

lol-it was definitely a "stinker"

 

[rnch]

i have blasted a few ass trumpets on the angled leg press machine; with my knees almost under my arm pits straining for that last rep.

met-rx protein bars give me enough gas to make my boxers flutter from the breeze!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[biteme]

I fart every time that I do heavy leg presses.

 

[The Architect]

I just pictured myself in your shoes, damn is that funny. I liked the fact that you contained yourself afterward and proceeded with more conversation.

 

[biteme]

Did i ever tell you all about the time this guy was doing heavy squats. He was screaming so loud on each rep that the entire gym could hear him. On his last rep, he failed. As they were helping him back up to rack the weight, a turd fell out of his shorts, slid down his leg and plopped on the floor.

 

[bdog527]

 

[gsxr1000]

Hey coulda been worse, that fart could've been followed by you droppin a deuce in your shorts, now THAT would've been embarassing.

 

[Big Jroy]

Did i ever tell you all about the time this guy was doing heavy squats. He was screaming so loud on each rep that the entire gym could hear him. On his last rep, he failed. As they were helping him back up to rack the weight, a turd fell out of his shorts, slid down his leg and plopped on the floor.

Uhhhh... yuck?