Farmers Put Live Chickens in Wood Chippers

[rsnoble]

cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i was just thinkin sellin my chipper i dont use faggot mulch and go tbunch of bald chicekns adn lots beer. thanks idea I have fun toinght!

 

[Baoh]

Just the other day, I was thinking to myself, "[Baoh], why hasn't anyone fed a bunch of chickens to wood chippers?"

I'm let down. They should have gone for glory and shredded some emus, ostriches, and maybe even a Cassowari (sp?).

Those men simply had no vision.

 

[Baoh]

In Iraq they used to do that to humans.

And how!

 

[vixenbabe]

Damn, talk about the feather's flying!

Poor Cluck Clucks...What a way too go!

 

[Y_lifter]

Originally posted by Code
I'm sure you have a project plan in mind to prevent this, I mean since you stayed awake with concern for the poor, dearly departed chickens.

Probably wanted them to setup 30,000 tiny Gurneys, and do I.V.
injections to put them to sleep like at the Vet.

All the while, strolling their little heads and saying shhhh, to soothe them.

 

[gymrat]

I didn't read the article, but were they putting those chickens in one at a time? How long did it take?

 

[Spruceman]

I put a sign on my chipper reading "As featured in Fargo" Maybe I'll put a sign on the otherside reading "approved for chicken McNuggets" Feed roadkill to one of those things and the sign could read "approved for roadkill McMaggots"

 

[Wynn]

I didn't read the article, but were they putting those chickens in one at a time? How long did it take?

The article didn't specify. It probably took some time. The county I live in has chippers the size of garbage trucks.