Farking fark!

[dirty~d~]

I had to reschedule my tanning appointment thanks to a flat tire this morning. At least I was still in the driveway when I found it.

 

[the_clockwork]

appointment???????????

 

[Nathan]

That sounds like a crap way to start the day. Hopefully it picked up and somebody like handed you a $100 for no reason or something....and then changed your tire for you.

 

[dirty~d~]

Yes, I have to make appointments to get the good bed.

I'm practicing my online bitching. I figured a flat tire was a good place to start. The $100 would have been nice, but I can change my own tires, thanks. I even know how to change the turn signal fluid.

 

[the_clockwork]

turn signal fluid??????

 

[H_T_]

miserable cold & snow here. running late, didn't have time to warm up the car. seat was so cold, my balls crawled up and hid in my belly button. sometimes i'll just chip a 6'' x 2'' hole in the ice on the windshield and pretend i'm driving a tank.

 

[dirty~d~]

miserable cold & snow here. running late, didn't have time to warm up the car. seat was so cold, my balls crawled up and hid in my belly button. sometimes i'll just chip a 6'' x 2'' hole in the ice on the windshield and pretend i'm driving a tank.

Damn, my flat tire looks better now. Thanks?

 

[H_T_]

Damn, my flat tire looks better now. Thanks?

always have fix-a-flat & a jump pack in your trunk.

 

[dirty~d~]

always have fix-a-flat & a jump pack in your trunk.

Fix-a-Flat is nasty stuff. I'd rather use the spare.

 

[H_T_]

Fix-a-Flat is nasty stuff. I'd rather use the spare.

you know how to change a flat?

 

[Sub-Zero]

omg, how are you going to get dark then?

 

[dirty~d~]

you know how to change a flat?

I know how to change the oil and the plugs too.