Hmm... I'm sure that one with a good imagination could come up with 1000 reasons why I would have a dildo for the may1010 impersonation...
One reason someone could guess... is that I like having cock shoved up my ass... but ... I'm not gay... and that would probably hurt...
Another reason would be... that I collect dildos... but... since I really only have one... and use it for a particular purpose... that idea is out (although both are FUNNY)
The reason? Thought I said... some girls like DP... in fact, many girls like DP... Now... as GREAT as I am (and you know that to be true!!!) I don't have 2 cocks... just one monster dong... so... I have to get a "matching cock" size for the woman's OTHER hole... hence... double penetration...
Yeah... if the "new" policy was in effect during some of my tyrades... I probably would have been banned... ROFL LOL LMFAO... no wait... that's not funny... ohhh that's right... I ...hmm... where???? oh... who?
C-ditty