Extremely important John Kerry information!!!

[DJ_UFO]

The resume of the thief that tried to be the president of our nation but Americans can not be fooled that easy....


JOHN F. KERRY's pearls

RESIDENCE:
7 mansions, including Washington DC, worth multi-millions

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:

Law Enforcement:
I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA and defense
bill in my career as a US Senator. I ordered Boston City
Hall to remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion,
thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of fire.

Military:
I used three minor injuries to get an early discharge
from the military and service in Vietnam. I then returned
to the US, joined
Jane Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities and were baby killers. I threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in protest. Or did I? My book "Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier" shows how I truly feel about the military.

College:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.
Unlike my opponent George Bush, I have no higher education
and did not get admitted to Harvard nor graduate with an
M.B.A.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and have been there ever since.
I have no real world experience except marrying rich women
and running HJ Heinz vicariously through my wife Teresa.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS U.S. SENATOR:

I set the record for the most liberal voting record,
exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently failed to support our military and CIA by voting against budgets, thus gutting our country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it.

I voted for every liberal piece of legislation. I have
no plan to help this country but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected.

My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George
Bush. I make no or little charitable contributions and
have never agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in MA, despite family wealth in excess of $700 million.

Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy
sources, Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucket
and Martha's Vineyard as it might spoil our view of the
ocean as we cruise on our yachts.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
None.

PERSONAL
I ride a Serotta Bike.
My Gulfstream V Jet I call "The Flying Squirrel ".
I call my $ 850,000 42 foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht the "Scaramouche". I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and you had better listen to it as it reflects our real culture. I own several SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket's summer mansion, though I am against large polluting inefficient vehicles and blame George Bush for the energy problems.

PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.

 

[jackangel]

if only i had enough fingers and toes to count the ways in which this post is stupid.

 

[ChefWide]

good points and timely like a motherfucker. Dude, you rule.

 

[jerkbox]

good points and timely like a motherfucker. Dude, you rule.

what he said

 

[AristotleBC]

No need to keep bashing Kerry now.

 

[jackangel]

just you wait until i post nixon's resume, bitch!!

 

[DJ_UFO]

if only i had enough fingers and toes to count the ways in which this post is stupid.

Excuses, excuses and more excuses. Always democrats looking for excuses. (in case they don't have enough arguments to attack the opponent)

 

[Deterass]

I had some Heinz Ketchup today.

 

[jackangel]

Excuses, excuses and more excuses. Always democrats looking for excuses. (in case they don't have enough arguments to attack the opponent)

1)i'm honoured you chose my post to respond to first.
2)i'm not a democrat or a republican.
3)this type of 'resume' has been posted several times before, for both bush and kerry, and its effect is weakened each time (by now, it's silly).
4)posting this the day after the election makes you look foolish, even though i'm sure you know the election has already taken place, and that you wanted to post it anyway.
5)i don't know if mentioning kerry's wealth had a point, but i think bush is fairly well-off too. is that worth bringing up? does it matter if one is significantly more weathly than the other?
6)what do you mean by 'thief'?
7)regardless of kerry's war record and involvement therein (which is a subject hotly-contested and hard to know the truth of), gwb's history in that area isn't impressive (even if we accept that he fulfilled his obligation in the air national guard, etc...) either.
8)your use of the term 'higher education' doesn't coincide with mine. i understand it to mean education above and beyond the high school level, which kerry has. and is there something wrong with only having an undergraduate degree? is that not good enough if someone wants to be president? is yale not impressive enough? is an MBA crucial here? lastly, i am under the impression that bush didn't do well in college either, or in anything related to academics. is that not true?
9)real-world experience? bush has business experience, true, but does it make him look good or bad? was he not involved in a number of failures? does that experience recommend for office?
10)why focus on details like that fire hydrant? sure, you could say it speaks to his character. but to infer such a thing from a snippet found in this 'resume' may make one guilty of specious reasoning. and it's likely that such examples can be found for almost any politician, gwb included, no?
11)bush's record in office has often been assailed by critics. are they wrong? or is kerry's record that much more egregious?
12)i'm sure i left out many things, since i'm not as well-informed as others. please educate me where i lack knowledge, and others can help to support or detract from your statements.

thank you.

 

[The_Eviscerator]

No need to keep bashing Kerry now.

I agree, the American people spit him out like a bad piece of grisel. He is a non-factor.

At least he was classy enough to concede and not hurt America like Al Gore did.