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extremely embarrassing moment at work

sereneman

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I got on the elevator today and there were a lot of people on it. I didn't look at them, I just got on and faced forwards. A few more people that I knew started to get on and I said," Come on in, let's see if we can overload it." Then, I turned around to look at the people behind me. It was a group of very obese women that walk together during lunch. I wanted to go hide somewhere.
 
I think you should have farted roughly 3 seconds after you saw the fatties behind you. That way you would be relieving a lot of unwanted pressure, both literally and figuratively.
 
It would have been funnier if you had turned around and said "Holy fuck I didnt realize you could fit that many fat people into one elevator!"
 
Frackal said:
It would have been funnier if you had turned around and said "Holy fuck I didnt realize you could fit that many fat people into one elevator!"

Even better if he had dropped his pants and bent over and stuck his finger in his ass while grinning at then from between his legs.:D
 
casavant said:


Even better if he had dropped his pants and bent over and stuck his finger in his ass while grinning at then from between his legs.:D

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAAH

THIS IS MCGRUFF THE CRIME DOG SAYING: fat people should use the stairs...so they can lose weight..and keep the elevators a safer place.....take a bite out crime hahah!!!remember thoughs stupid commercials.
 
big_bad_buff said:


BWAAHAHAHAHAHAAH

THIS IS MCGRUFF THE CRIME DOG SAYING: fat people should use the stairs...so they can lose weight..and keep the elevators a safer place.....take a bite out crime hahah!!!remember thoughs stupid commercials.

:D
 
Frackal said:
It would have been funnier if you had turned around and said "Holy fuck I didnt realize you could fit that many fat people into one elevator!"

Or "Damn, its only 3 of you..."
 
Darktooth said:
heh, the girl living across the hall from me is overweight... I always find myself talking about weight/weight-related things when she's around.

what happened to your pet ape's fellatio habit?
 
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