Extreme Cougar Wives

[blueta2]

I just put the TV on and this is on. Who am I to judge, but I am not getting it

93 yrs old and a 46 yr old??!

 

[Captain FT]

I'd give it to you

 

[blueta2]

HAHAH.....of course you would. I don't look 47

 

[-SD-]

Id fuck me so hard

 

[Captain FT]

Anyone seen my t-shirt with a crusher on it?

 

[blueta2]

Is that's you in your avi, you wouldn't have to ask me twice ;-)

 

[Captain FT]

It is don't act like you haven't seem me before. Playing hard to get now?

 

[blueta2]

I look good for 47, I never said my memory was good ;-)

 

[Captain FT]

Lol you look great for any age but apparently your memory is for shit.

 

[PICK3]

If I were a bish I'd go all Anna Nicole Smith on sum geezer


just sayin'

 

[Captain FT]

If I were a bish I'd go all Anna Nicole Smith on sum geezer


just sayin'

Isn't that what you're doing with Plunky?

 

[-SD-]

His arms arent big enough for his chest
His thighs are too big for his calves

 

[Captain FT]

He's only got one pose, other than that he's just a big spider.

 

[blueta2]

Isn't that what you're doing with Plunky?

hahah

 

[Captain FT]

Enough chit chat blue lets just e-fuck.

 

[blueta2]

You need to buy me E-dinner first

 

[Captain FT]

You're making this complicated, I think we might need to break up. It's not you, it's me.

 

[blueta2]

haha...I'm broken up over this, but ok :-(

 

[caligirl85]

Are they rich cougars?

 

[smurf2]

I'm surprised i wasn't asked to be on this show

 

[blueta2]

They do not seem rich at all. It's weird

Smurf; Is Chris much younger than you?

 

[Captain FT]

Here's newd of my cawk similar to the newd you posted, lol. I don't really want to break up yet.

 

[caligirl85]

Lololol smurf... Me too ... I'm cougar age

 

[blueta2]

Ohhh, so you're taking me back then?

I can't see it....I am non plat scum. Can someone tinypic that for me?

 

[blueta2]

Mitch you handsome man, buy me a plat

 

[Captain FT]

Ohhh, so you're taking me back then?

I can't see it....I am non plat scum. Can someone tinypic that for me?

God I have to do everything

 

[PICK3]

God I have to do everything

thanks

 

[blueta2]

God I have to do everything

not everything.

and OH MY.......gulp! please let's not break up?!

 

[Captain FT]

not everything.

and OH MY.......gulp! please let's not break up?!

You had me at "gulp"...I like a woman that swallows.

 

[blueta2]

Oh you will need to dump me again, I do not swallow ;-)

 

[Captain FT]

Hmm, maybe more pics could convince me not to. Should I take one in a green shirt for fair comparison?

 

[blueta2]

hahah...yes DO IT!!! Maybe we can be the next EF Michdy ;-)

 

[Captain FT]

Problem is I don't have a green polo shirt. Maybe I'll try one on tomorrow at a store and take a pic.

 

[blueta2]

I'd swallow if u did that

 

[Captain FT]

I'd swallow if u did that

Done deal

 

[smurf2]

They do not seem rich at all. It's weird

Smurf; Is Chris much younger than you?

12 yrs younger

 

[blueta2]

I was with a guy in 2002 (after my 11 yr relationship)who is 12 yrs younger than me. It was a one night stand that went on wayyyy too long (2yrs). I really like older men.

 

[pdaddyII]

hahah...yes DO IT!!! Maybe we can be the next EF Michdy ;-)

Omg I'm pacing

 

[-SD-]

I was with a guy in 2002 (after my 11 yr relationship)who is 12 yrs younger than me. It was a one night stand that went on wayyyy too long (2yrs). I really like older men.

At your age getting older men that can keep up with you is harder to come by

 

[blueta2]

Omg I'm pacing

haha....no you're not

 

[blueta2]

At your age getting older men that can keep up with you is harder to come by

Oh believe me, I am not hard to keep up with. I am a homebody and I am super chill. Many older men I know do more than me. My illness still keeps me from doing more than I would like

 

[Captain FT]

I'm down for staying home with your body. I'm 11yrs younger than you babe.

 

[blueta2]

Go get that green shirt on and I may consider dating younger again ;-)

 

[kx250rider]

I'm still traumatized from when I was 18 or 19, and a customer (90 year old lady) who stunk of talcum powder, grabbed my armpits. I felt like saying "sorry, no pit grabs if you're a Civil War widow!!!"

Charles

 

[-SD-]

Oh believe me, I am not hard to keep up with. I am a homebody and I am super chill. Many older men I know do more than me. My illness still keeps me from doing more than I would like

wtf is your illness?

 

[miplank]

Lol you look great for any age but apparently your memory is for shit.

her memory isn't shit you're just not memorable fgt.

 

[miplank]

Mitch you handsome man, buy me a plat

wtf?

 

[WoodyO]

wtf is your illness?

Chlamydia

 

[miplank]

I think it's like lyme disease or something...


real talk

 

[miplank]

tho chlamydia sounds plausible...

 

[blueta2]

Lyme which caused my Lupus...it's all very complicated ;-) The Lupus caused a lot of irreversible connective tissue damage. But I am working on it ;-)

Mitch. I don't see Plat Member under my name...WTF?

 

[WoodyO]

Timmy Lupus was my favorite character from The Bad News Bear too.

 

[blueta2]

her memory isn't shit you're just not memorable fgt.

Oh no, now he's VERY memorable

 

[WoodyO]

Who? Captain Fat Cock?

 

[Captain FT]

Why's Mitch being a cock? Cause your appreciation thread didn't get dick?

That's ok I've never had an appreciation thread - ask me if I give a fuck.

 

[blueta2]

Who? Captain Fat Cock?

Yes, he's very memorable

 

[Captain FT]

Yes, he's very memorable

Thx hun.

 

[TableFun]

Why's Mitch being a cock? Cause your appreciation thread didn't get dick?

That's ok I've never had an appreciation thread - ask me if I give a fuck.

Better yet, ask the rest of us if we give a fuck.

 

[Captain FT]

Better yet, ask the rest of us if we give a fuck.

I don't give a fuck if you or anyone else gives a fuck.

 

[blueta2]

I give such a fuck. I'm pacing

 

[Captain FT]

Thx blue love ya, don't pace or get mad for me but its nice you care.

 

[WoodyO]

Fuck everyone

 

[blueta2]

I'd take a bullet for you Captain ;-)

 

[Captain FT]

I'd take a bullet for you Captain ;-)

Aww thx babe

 

[WoodyO]

Would you take Serpent Man's bukkake?

 

[cindylou]

Mitch you handsome man, buy me a plat

back off

 

[Captain FT]

Blue, you need to ease into it first by asking Mitch for a picture and then small talk cindy.

 

[miplank]

lmfaoooooooooo