That's true. They're both overweight and I wouldn't want to bang either one of them. Plus, they both share the same values regarding sex that my ex had...which is why she is my ex. Birds of a feather, ya know?
There's some good advice here. I have plenty of friends already and way too few hours in the day to be wasting them on a couple of fat chicks.
Thanks, peeps. Karma all around.