Exploding organisms

[samoth]

Exploding animals have been with us since the Prehistoric age: most dinosaurs could detonate themselves if they felt their lives were in danger. They would commit suicide, but who cares? They also would have killed that dickhole that attacked them. So in conclusion you can say that the dinosaurs were the first suicide terrorists in history.

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[Creepusmaximus]

So your date didn't go well??

 

[75th]

 

[myway]

Good topic. Can't remember the details but read something once about exploding anthrax.
Good stuff.
Exploding stuff is cool .... .. .... and stuff.

 

[Mr. dB]

Exploding animals have been with us since the Prehistoric age: most dinosaurs could detonate themselves if they felt their lives were in danger. They would commit suicide, but who cares? They also would have killed that dickhole that attacked them. So in conclusion you can say that the dinosaurs were the first suicide terrorists in history.

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What the hell did you do to my buddy Clyde???

 

[Cardinal Slin]

I always explode when I am inside a nice, tight, deep tunnel