Explaining to a 12 Y.O. ......

[BNG]

LOL! I was watching a movie the other night and an add came on for a fingertip vibrator that is being made by one of the rubber co. My son looks at me & asked what it was for. If you've not answered your kids questions honestly, you've no way to understand how hard it was to keep a straight face and try explaining why a girl masturbateswith a vibe.

 

[Lestat]

lol

 

[Lestat]

i hope you explained that most chicks like a pocket rocket or smaller vibrator for direct clitoral stimulation.

 

[chris302001]

tell him its like an electric tooth pick......kinda like an electric toothbrush.....And then tell him, no he cant have one.

 

[jnevin]

What channel were you watching that had that ad? Spice?

 

[NEO1]

Tell him "Son, there are times in life when a daddy is not able to satisfy a mommy, therefore she must take matters into her own hands, or fingers as it may be"

That should do it.

 

[mustang_00]

was it the commercial with the two house wifes that thought they were hot as shit and out of nowhere the old lady behind them says she has one????

those chix weren't hot at all and definately needed the vib... i would have rather fucked the old lady!

 

[NEO1]

So what are you waiting for?

was it the commercial with the two house wifes that thought they were hot as shit and out of nowhere the old lady behind them says she has one????

those chix weren't hot at all and definately needed the vib... i would have rather fucked the old lady!

 

[heatherrae]

LOL! I was watching a movie the other night and an add came on for a fingertip vibrator that is being made by one of the rubber co. My son looks at me & asked what it was for. If you've not answered your kids questions honestly, you've no way to understand how hard it was to keep a straight face and try explaining why a girl masturbateswith a vibe.

I would have totally lied and told him that it was for people to rub behind their ears to relieve tension headaches! lol.

 

[jnevin]

I would have totally lied and told him that it was for people to rub behind their ears to relieve tension headaches! lol.

Then the kid comes out of his parents' room wit a vibe the size of a mannequin's arm rubbing it all over his head.

 

[markmark]

Then the kid comes out of his parents' room wit a vibe the size of a mannequin's arm rubbing it all over his head.

ha, that's funny .... My 10 yr old walked in our room and asked what a bottle of adult toy cleaner was doing on the night stand, than asked what kind of toys do adult play with..I walked out and left it to my wife to explain..

 

[BNG]

was it the commercial with the two house wifes that thought they were hot as shit and out of nowhere the old lady behind them says she has one????

those chix weren't hot at all and definately needed the vib... i would have rather fucked the old lady!

That was the one. Spike tv.

 

[heatherrae]

Then the kid comes out of his parents' room wit a vibe the size of a mannequin's arm rubbing it all over his head.

LOL...kids don't get tension headaches. They give them to us.

 

[javaguru]

HR tells Darwin it's a "massager."

 

[BNG]

HR's time is coming. YouTube - funny video - kid finds mom's vibrator

 

[heatherrae]

LOL...believe it or not, I don't have one.

 

[javaguru]

LOL...believe it or not, I don't have one.

and no porn either....

 

[all the whey]

and no porn either....

A massager and porn does not pay lectric bills.

 

[heatherrae]

a massager and porn does not pay lectric bills.

titcr

 

[NEO1]

Ok, I say NOT

LOL...believe it or not, I don't have one.

 

[javaguru]

A massager and porn does not pay lectric bills.

Apparently, HR's boyfriends don't either....she needs to PM some EF wiminz for advice on making the right choices or swole ( I hear he'll even change a tire).HR can convince a guy to get her a gps, which is nice, but it's a luxury item. You can't feed Darwin or keep him warm with a gps...

 

[javaguru]

LOL...believe it or not, I don't have one.

Cheap ass...you just flick the bean? My ex Melody was the same way, too cheap to spring for a vaginator.

 

[NEO1]

Fug, ronnie coleman couldn't have pried the vibe from my ex's hands.

Cheap ass...you just flick the bean? My ex Melody was the same way, too cheap to spring for a vaginator.

 

[ricco561]

Fug, ronnie coleman couldn't have pried the vibe from my ex's hands.

Not a good sign, Bro.

 

[heatherrae]

Cheap ass...you just flick the bean? My ex Melody was the same way, too cheap to spring for a vaginator.

I'm just not into those enough to go through the trouble of getting one.

 

[jnevin]

LOL...kids don't get tension headaches. They give them to us.

I was going more for a comedic visual than a factual scenario, captain seriouspants.

 

[heatherrae]

Apparently, HR's boyfriends don't either....she needs to PM some EF wiminz for advice on making the right choices or swole ( I hear he'll even change a tire).HR can convince a guy to get her a gps, which is nice, but it's a luxury item. You can't feed Darwin or keep him warm with a gps...

I pay for Devin's stuff just fine with no help from his lousy father.

 

[ricco561]

I pay for Devin's stuff just fine with no help from his lousy father.

Bet you could use one of those toys about now?

 

[bigmann245]

I would have totally lied and told him that it was for people to rub behind their ears to relieve tension headaches! lol.

doesnt the other thing do the same???

 

[Chocolate_Thunder]

Ouch. That's tough.

 

[SaladFork]

If my son asked me about that stuff I would sit him down and give him the skinny on all that shit, why lie.