Everyone is fat except me.

[from zero]

In my office, that is. I was just in this little meeting for my boss. It's her birthday, so we were all gonna have food. Wouldn't you know, it's all shit like fried chicken, mac and cheese, cake, etc.

Everyone began devouring, except me, and the room became eerily quiet, aside from the chewing and swalloing of their precious fatty morsels.

So, after a few minutes of that, I left.

 

[Code]

No one is as fat as me!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Orb, I'm feeling pretty fat right now... maybe I would fit in with the peeps are your office.

 

[velvett]

Euw.

Don't you hate that?


Not sure what's better being completely ignorant of being a human garbage disposal or having to be the witness of watching them in action..

 

[tuc biscuit]

I am as rotund as they come.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

The calipers are saying 8.5-9%, but they lie. The mirror is telling me a different story. LoL Damn I hate muscle dismorphia. Nothing worse than dieting for months, and coming back from the gym after doing a heavy arm workout and seeing 12" arms and love handles in the mirror... ::sigh::

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Euw.

Don't you hate that?


Not sure what's better being completely ignorant of being a human garbage disposal or having to be the witness of watching them in action..

Amen! You tell it sister!

 

[Code]

You sure it's muscle dismorphia and not just actual 12 inch arms??

The calipers are saying 8.5-9%, but they lie. The mirror is telling me a different story. LoL Damn I hate muscle dismorphia. Nothing worse than dieting for months, and coming back from the gym after doing a heavy arm workout and seeing 12" arms and love handles in the mirror... ::sigh::

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Code, well they tape at 18.5" right now...
http://members.cox.net/draggio/33117scan0001.jpg
Took that pic at Easter. I bit leaner now. I always look decent sized in photos, but int he mirror that day I know my arms looked half that size.

 

[d3track]

nice bird

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Thanks, he almost got eaten this weekend. My mom's damn dog got him. He is ok though.

 

[Forge]

I'm pretty fat myself right now. My dress pants are actually beginning to feel tight and I'm contemplating punching an in-between hole in my belt. Maybe it's time to come off of the "permanent bulk" and slim down for awhile...

 

[Nathan]

Code, well they tape at 18.5" right now...
http://members.cox.net/draggio/33117scan0001.jpg
Took that pic at Easter. I bit leaner now. I always look decent sized in photos, but int he mirror that day I know my arms looked half that size.

Which one are you in the pic?

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Which one are you in the pic?

Hmmm.... the only male human.

 

[jerkbox]

mmmm...fatty morsels

 

[TheProject]

In my office, that is. I was just in this little meeting for my boss. It's her birthday, so we were all gonna have food. Wouldn't you know, it's all shit like fried chicken, mac and cheese, cake, etc.

Everyone began devouring, except me, and the room became eerily quiet, aside from the chewing and swalloing of their precious fatty morsels.

So, after a few minutes of that, I left.

MAN that sounds good right now.

 

[Lumberg]

Hmmm.... the only male human.

whoa dude why are you rearing back like that. also you look pretty feminine. also what part of you measures 18" or is that the size of dick you can take in the ass (which judging from your physique is one hell of an accomplishment!)

Also my roommate told me that she was hanging out with a bunch of her 12-14 year old friends and her friend's mom said "Dont' be havin' that rough sex now, it'll fuck up everything inside you."

 

[GoldenDelicious]

its spelled phat

anyway im over watching fat people eat. my sister does this cute thing where she buys huge amounts of chocolate, puts it in the fridge and then says 'im going to try not to eat it'

this violates my no sweets = no temptation policy so i threw them all away once, wow did she have a cry about it

i say, let them eat cake. the fat motherfuckers