Everyday is a winding road...

[Raptorex]

I get a little bit closer

 

[StickFigure]

feeeelin' fiiiiine!

 

[theoak01]

please tell me you wife or s/o had this song on and its not stuck in your head

 

[Raptorex]

please tell me you wife or s/o had this song on and its not stuck in your head

Something about Sheryl Crow that makes me want to bang her.

 

[jaded]

please tell me you wife or s/o had this song on and its not stuck in your head

LOL

 

[jack sparrow]

Something about Sheryl Crow that makes me want to bang her.

I felt that way about Kelly Clarkson until I heard "Behind this lazy eye"...kind of a turnoff.

 

[Raptorex]

I felt that way about Kelly Clarkson until I heard "Behind this lazy eye"...kind of a turnoff.

WTF, lmao

 

[jack sparrow]

WTF, lmao

Glad I could make you chuckle orb.

 

[theoak01]

kelly clarkson was hot until I found out she has poor hygiene,EWWWWWWWWWW

 

[jack sparrow]

kelly clarkson was hot until I found out she has poor hygiene,EWWWWWWWWWW

Hair bomb? nothing wrong with that.

 

[theoak01]

no she doesnt use deodorant or some shit

 

[Raptorex]

do her in the shower?

 

[EnderJE]

Something about Sheryl Crow that makes me want to bang her.

Sure, I felt the same. TEN YEARS AGO!

 

[jack sparrow]

On second thought, i don't care if she smells like an onion, doesn't shave and has a lazy eye.

I'd still be all over it like a kid in the balls at a McDonalds Playland.

 

[Raptorex]

Sure, I felt the same. TEN YEARS AGO!

She too old for you now bro, MILF is good.

 

[EnderJE]

She too old for you now bro, MILF is good.

bor, come to my son's school to see more milf...or better yet...come to my gym at lunch...

I remember the first time I worked out at lunch or went to a Parent Teacher meeting.....GOD DAMNED!

"What are you looking at, honey?"
"Um....the floor. Just the floor."

 

[jack sparrow]

JACK SCHITT I FUCKIN LOVE YOU MAN!!!

 

[Raptorex]

bor, come to my son's school to see more milf...or better yet...come to my gym at lunch...

I remember the first time I worked out at lunch or went to a Parent Teacher meeting.....GOD DAMNED!

"What are you looking at, honey?"
"Um....the floor. Just the floor."

I must get a son!

 

[Raptorex]

JACK SCHITT I FUCKIN LOVE YOU MAN!!!

She's pretty hot bro, thanks.

 

[foreigngirl]

you are weird

 

[Raptorex]

you are weird

not really I'm just stupified.

 

[foreigngirl]

not really I'm just stupified.

did I do that to you? Cause if I did I am sorry

 

[Raptorex]

one minute while I turn off signatures, yours is too long.

 

[EnderJE]

I must get a son!

I'll rent mine. One is reserved to tag Big Dawg's daughter, but the other is free.

 

[Raptorex]

I'll rent mine. One is reserved to tag Big Dawg's daughter, but the other is free.

Lol, thanks - I'll bet you guys need a break every once in a while...not fortunate enough yet for that type of challenge!

 

[Raptorex]

I get a little bit closer...