Every damn day and night...

[Franco C]

Shutup before I kamikaze my fist into your swollen head faster than a chemotherapy patient balds, you worthless nihon stamp collecting cocksucker.

 

[starfish]

It's because of the San Francisco fires.

 

[Nathan]

I can't believe you revealed that you live in San Francisco. You are so screwed now dude.

 

[big4life]

In college I used to live just a couple blocks from a fire station and I used to wake up 3 or 4 times a night.

 

[JayBro]

They must be on there way to the tenderloin.

 

[Nathan]

gooch




Nathan, lol, why do you say that?

Starfish, no, this has been going on ever since I moved here.

Yeah, hi, you live in the gay capital of the world. I'm just gonna let that marinate with you for a few.

 

[JayBro]

Yeah, hi, you live in the gay capital of the world. I'm just gonna let that marinate with you for a few.

Uh...no Bro..providence rhode island is the GAY capitol of the world...per capita!!!!

Thank You very much...i will be here for a while longer..at work in S.F.

 

[Testosterone boy]

They always call 911 when they get the coke bottle stuck in their lovers rectum. You wanted to know bro.

 

[starfish]

gooch




Nathan, lol, why do you say that?

Starfish, no, this has been going on ever since I moved here.

No, the San Francisco fires after the major earthquake in the early 1900's. The fires destroyed more of the city than the earthquake because everything is so close together. One fire could spread like crazy.


I asked he same question when I was visiting my brother because I thought the firetrucks were lost... LOL!!!!!

That is what he told me... Although, he could have been kidding.

 

[starfish]

THis is why....


http://www.ibiscom.com/sfeq.htm

 

[Testosterone boy]

What...you folks think I was kidding?

 

[casavant]

They always call 911 when they get the coke bottle stuck in their lovers rectum. You wanted to know bro.

http://poetry.rotten.com/potatoes-n-jelly/

Dat's right.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Cas...I figured you would be too busy responding to fan mail after all the hub bub your pics created.

An old friend of mine used to regale me with emergency room stories. Trust me...people do some WEIRD shit. Coke bottles have been stuck in rectums. I hear gays always wind up with cauliflower(sp?) asses. Yuck.

 

[casavant]

Cas...I figured you would be too busy responding to fan mail after all the hub bub your pics created.

An old friend of mine used to regale me with emergency room stories. Trust me...people do some WEIRD shit. Coke bottles have been stuck in rectums. I hear gays always wind up with cauliflower(sp?) asses. Yuck.

LOL. My fifteen minutes.

By the way, I never played football because my dad wouldn't let me- he didn't want me to get hurt. Then I got into lifting and didn't really give a shit anyway. But that's a topic for another thread.

Man, I've heard some weird stuff about things that have gotten stuck up asses. Howard Stern lists some of them in his "Private Parts" book. I saw a cauliflower asshole somewhere on the net- ogrish.com or something like that. It was quite vomitous.

 

[Testosterone boy]

How fucked up you are!

It was a joke with some real truth to it. Find a straight firefighter/paramedic that takes you into his confidence. They have some great stories to tell. Especially in SF.

 

[Testosterone boy]

LOL. My fifteen minutes.

By the way, I never played football because my dad wouldn't let me- he didn't want me to get hurt. Then I got into lifting and didn't really give a shit anyway. But that's a topic for another thread.

Man, I've heard some weird stuff about things that have gotten stuck up asses. Howard Stern lists some of them in his "Private Parts" book. I saw a cauliflower asshole somewhere on the net- ogrish.com or something like that. It was quite vomitous.

Hmm...very interesting. I'm out of here for the night. Gotta do some things.