Everobdy Hurts

[MrMuscle]

When the day is long and the night, the night is yours alone,
when you're sure you've had enough of this life, well hang on.
Don't let yourself go, everybody cries and everybody hurts sometimes.

Sometimes everything is wrong. Now it's time to sing along.
When your day is night alone, (hold on, hold on)
if you feel like letting go, (hold on)
when you think you've had too much of this life, well hang on.

Everybody hurts. Take comfort in your friends.
Everybody hurts. Don't throw your hand. Oh, no. Don't throw your hand.
If you feel like you're alone, no, no, no, you are not alone

If you're on your own in this life, the days and nights are long,
when you think you've had too much of this life to hang on.

Well, everybody hurts sometimes,
everybody cries. And everybody hurts sometimes.
And everybody hurts sometimes. So, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. (Everybody hurts. You are not alone.)



I hurt my back today

 

[satanic goatslayer]

That, quite possibly, is the worst song of all time, next to Shiny Happy People.

 

[vixenbabe]

I hope you are kidding about hurting your back ,Stig!

 

[addickt]

Loveshack is the worst song ever.......

SG will you please kill a snitch for me? He lurks here.

 

[decem]

when you're walking down the hall
and you feel something fall
diarrhea
phuupp phupp
diarrhea
phupp phupp

when you're sliding into third
and you feel a slimy turd
diarrhea
phupp phuppp
diarrhea
phuppp phupppp..



i had diarrhea today..

 

[GaryWary]

How you doing SG? Here I am. Lurking......

 

[TheProject]

Thats me in the corner losing my religion.

Oh, now I've said too much.
I've said it all.

 

[MrMuscle]

nope..unfortunately im not kidding..i blew out my back today..fun

hey SG you better go thank the mailman. he saved your mom from dying yesterday..she was lying on the kitchen floor screaming "Christ, im coming" spreading he legs in the air. and the mailman bravely lay on top of her, holding her back.

 

[luvs2workout]

Hope you feel better!!!

 

[Rex]

Get better MM.

I fucked my right knee up today playing hockey. Got tripped, my left knee hit the surface first, but the pad covered it to an extent, the right one came slamming down with momentum and the pad seemed to slide out of the way went my leg came down. I'm walking with a Limp.

 

[Wynn]

Rex I think you mean you're walking with a LIMP .

 

[mini_mouse]

MM, hope your back improves ... as for the lyrics, it seems that I'm diametrically opposed to Goatslayer: I love that REM song

 

[mini_mouse]

Rex I think you mean you're walking with a LIMP .

walking with a gimp, what a classic!

 

[Natymike]

when you're walking down the hall
and you feel something fall
diarrhea
phuupp phupp
diarrhea
phupp phupp

when you're sliding into third
and you feel a slimy turd
diarrhea
phupp phuppp
diarrhea
phuppp phupppp..



i had diarrhea today..

When you're sliding into home
and you feel some foam
diarrhea
phupp phuppp
diarrhea
phupp phuppp

when you're climbing up a ladder
and you feel something splatter
diarrhea
phupp phupp
diarrhea
phupp phupp

 

[MrMuscle]

thanks guys..when i woke up today it felt like someone had smashed me across the lower back with a baseball bat. i just got back from the gym now, and it does feel better..hopefully it will heal fast.

 

[Pamela]

Take care of yourself MM.

The gym today? Well sometimes that does make
it feel better. But be careful!

 

[MrMuscle]

yeah i know pamela..i aint exactly the sharpest fork in the drawer. but i made sure not to stress my lower back..and it feels a lot better today.

 

[polarpixie]

you mean you are not the sharpest tool in the shed?

MrMuscle i'm sorry you hurt your back.... ....What can I do? Want me to hold you?

 

[danielson]

you mean you are not the sharpest tool in the shed?

MrMuscle i'm sorry you hurt your back.... ....What can I do? Want me to hold you?

<runs backwards into wall>

 

[Boach]

When you're sliding into home
and you feel some foam
diarrhea
phupp phuppp
diarrhea
phupp phuppp

when you're climbing up a ladder
and you feel something splatter
diarrhea
phupp phupp
diarrhea
phupp phupp

When you rip a big ol' blast
and something wet slides out your ass
Diarrhea
phupp phupp
diarrhea
phupp phupp

 

[polarpixie]

<runs backwards into wall>

huh? Oh......

 

[Boach]

huh? Oh......

What men do for a little sumthin sumthin...

 

[polarpixie]

What men do for a little sumthin sumthin...

Ok, now you!!!

 

[Boach]

Ok, now you!!!

If you think I'm going to hurt myself just to get a little sugar from you, you are completely and totally...............................right.

 

[polarpixie]

If you think I'm going to hurt myself just to get a little sugar from you, you are completely and totally...............................right.

Heehee! I was worried for a second you didn't love me anymore!

 

[Train Harder]

nope..unfortunately im not kidding..i blew out my back today..fun

hey SG you better go thank the mailman. he saved your mom from dying yesterday..she was lying on the kitchen floor screaming "Christ, im coming" spreading he legs in the air. and the mailman bravely lay on top of her, holding her back.

Ha Ha Ha To funny

 

[Boach]

Heehee! I was worried for a second you didn't love me anymore!

Love is such a strong word...I'd prefer "have a rock hard erection" in it's place.

Love is good too, though.