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theoak01
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my friend emailed me this and im bored so i figured i would share
. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
>does he become disoriented?
>
>2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
>Holland called Holes?
>
>3. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
>
>4. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
>
>5. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
>
>6. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
>
>7. When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put
>your two cents in . . . what happens to the other penny?
>
>8. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
>
>9. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale
>bread to begin with?
>
>10. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
>
>11. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a
>person who drives a race car not called a racist?
>
>12. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
>
>13. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
>
>14. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
>
>15. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English
>language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
>
>16. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it
>follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,
>cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry
>cleaners depressed?
>
>17. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
>
>18. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
>
>19. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald
>men?
>
>20. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole
>lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're
>cramming for their final exam.
>
>21. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little
>spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use?
>Toothpicks?
>
>22. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
>What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put
>their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for
>them while they deliver the mail?
>
>23. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly
>are the others here for?
>
>24. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
>
>25. No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
>
>26. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't
>zigzag?
>
>27. Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next
>door went nuts.
>
>28. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
>
>29. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
>does he become disoriented?
>
>2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
>Holland called Holes?
>
>3. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
>
>4. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
>
>5. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
>
>6. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
>
>7. When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put
>your two cents in . . . what happens to the other penny?
>
>8. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
>
>9. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale
>bread to begin with?
>
>10. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
>
>11. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a
>person who drives a race car not called a racist?
>
>12. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
>
>13. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
>
>14. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
>
>15. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English
>language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
>
>16. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it
>follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,
>cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry
>cleaners depressed?
>
>17. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
>
>18. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
>
>19. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald
>men?
>
>20. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole
>lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're
>cramming for their final exam.
>
>21. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little
>spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use?
>Toothpicks?
>
>22. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
>What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put
>their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for
>them while they deliver the mail?
>
>23. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly
>are the others here for?
>
>24. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
>
>25. No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
>
>26. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't
>zigzag?
>
>27. Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next
>door went nuts.
>
>28. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
>
>29. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
