Ever try the 'banana split'?

[seizer]

Today, my friend did this. He, knoble sir of 'idontknowwhat', inserted his peckerwood or what we like to call, a penis/dick, into a banana - peel still on, small slit at the top. Not knowing what mission he was embarking on before hand, he had begun to realize what he had sunk to...he, a university student (and a decent one if i may say, but i wont say it, simply because im too lazy too, but theoritically saying would save me some time instead of wrinting this rubbish about not writing it and making you fade your attention away from the actual topic at hand)was screwing a banana. Now, this was a regular banana, thus making my friend and his lower friend (his peckerwood), a smaller than regular tool. After I had dared him, and he performed it (my himself in his room), he and i parted our ways for the rest of the night. I am still in shock...and...i...i learned something to...i learned, that i will never do a banana.

Yes, thats my 2 am rant as i play with my balls thinking about air fair to australia which has no relevance to me.