ever mess with a cashier?

[big_bad_buff]

i love to do this. buy something. when they say how much you owe, (we will say $20), then i'll get out a ten a five and five ones, and count it out as i'm showing them. here's ten, a five, and 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 makes 20, (make sure you say thank you first, and try to do everything as they would do, showing them the correct change) HA! HA! they don't know what to think, the girls think one of 2 things, they think it's really funny and laugh (i have got a few numbers this way) or they give you a WTF look, more numbers than the looks for me, (you might have to be drunk though, never tried it sober)

but the girls that are looking always ask if you have been a cashier before, and this starts the conversation.

 

[HighIntensity]

congrats

just wanted to inform you that your make up the stupidest posts on EF

yours in sport
Swolio

 

[beefybull]

I went to school with this guy who was dumb as shit. He would get disgruntled fairly easily and was generally annoying most of the time. He was cashier at a Wal-Mart and my friend and I were giving him shit b/c he was blatantly staring at the hooters on this chick in front of us. He starts bitching, and I go "can I scan my own items?". Just as he's saying "No!" I'd already scanned an item. He was PISSED. So my friend goes "Thats fun, let me try" and starts to scan an item, so the guy tries to block his item. LOL. So during this 'melee', I scan another item. He was fucking livid and we were bustin up. He threatened to call security, so I stopped trying to scan my items. I looked and some 30 year old guy behind me in line was just shittin.

Fast forward a month later...

I'm in Wal-Mart, and I'm down for the rare candy bar (I eat about 1 a month), so I buy a 'Big Kat' Kit Kat and I'm walking out when I see this punk ass foo' again. Well, I say to my friend "watch this shit". I walked back thru the register area and got in his line. I had the candy bar and receipt in my hand, but hid the receipt. I said "Hey, is it cool if I scan my own item?" He got pissed and goes "NO!" I said "fuck it then, I'm leaving" and I started to walk out of the store. He starts screaming "He's stealing! He's stealing!". Some lady comes up to me and I flash my receipt and go "He doesnt know what the hell he's talking about". She goes "Sorry about that" and as I walk off I see her go over to him and go "Dammit Travis, you need to calm down"

 

[Paulos]

congrats

just wanted to inform you that your make up the stupidest posts on EF

yours in sport
Swolio

Well Stated Swolio, Well Stated.

 

[big_bad_buff]

congrats

just wanted to inform you that your make up the stupidest posts on EF

yours in sport
Swolio

thanks guy, means a lot coming from you, but i have never lied or made up a thing on this board, don't think i have lied since i was 12. i have no reason to impress foolish kids like yourself.


oh by the way, how do you guys get animated icons like that on there, been on the board for almost 3 years and haven't figured that one out yet, do you have to be a platinum member or something?

 

[Paulos]

When you go to make a post there is a "Smiles" thing right next to the window you type in, just click them or click the "get more" link for the full list.

 

[mylife]

I went to school with this guy who was dumb as shit. He would get disgruntled fairly easily and was generally annoying most of the time. He was cashier at a Wal-Mart and my friend and I were giving him shit b/c he was blatantly staring at the hooters on this chick in front of us. He starts bitching, and I go "can I scan my own items?". Just as he's saying "No!" I'd already scanned an item. He was PISSED. So my friend goes "Thats fun, let me try" and starts to scan an item, so the guy tries to block his item. LOL. So during this 'melee', I scan another item. He was fucking livid and we were bustin up. He threatened to call security, so I stopped trying to scan my items. I looked and some 30 year old guy behind me in line was just shittin.

Fast forward a month later...

I'm in Wal-Mart, and I'm down for the rare candy bar (I eat about 1 a month), so I buy a 'Big Kat' Kit Kat and I'm walking out when I see this punk ass foo' again. Well, I say to my friend "watch this shit". I walked back thru the register area and got in his line. I had the candy bar and receipt in my hand, but hid the receipt. I said "Hey, is it cool if I scan my own item?" He got pissed and goes "NO!" I said "fuck it then, I'm leaving" and I started to walk out of the store. He starts screaming "He's stealing! He's stealing!". Some lady comes up to me and I flash my receipt and go "He doesnt know what the hell he's talking about". She goes "Sorry about that" and as I walk off I see her go over to him and go "Dammit Travis, you need to calm down"

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