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Ever Listen to Bill Hicks?
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BILL HICKS ON DRUGS:
See, I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do. And if you don’t believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor, go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes and all your CD’s and burn them. Because, you know what, the musicians who made all that great music that’s enhanced your lives throughout the years... rrrrrrrreal fucking high on drugs. Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a couple of tunes. Tell me they weren’t partying. (singing) ”We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine.” We all live in a-do you know how fucking high they were when they wrote that? They had to pull Ringo off the ceiling with a rake to sing that fucking song. (Beatle voices) John, get Ringo, he’s in the corner. Ooh, look at him scoot, grab him! Hook his bellbottom, hook his bellbottom! He’s got a song he wants to sing us. Something about living in a yellow tambourine or something. Ringo, Yoko’s gone, come down, we can party again! They were real high, they wrote great music, drugs did have a positive effect.
How about a positive LSD story, that would be newsworthy. Don’t you think? Anybody think that? Just once, to hear a positive LSD story. ”Today, a young man on acid, realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves... here’s Tom with the weather.”
Obnoxious , self-righteous, whining little fucks. My biggest fear is that if I quit smoking, I’ll become one of you...Don’t take that wrong. I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don’t know, and I feel it’s my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?.......Non-smokers die every day...Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you’ve chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurtling back to reality....You’re dead too.
My final point about alchohol, about drugs, about Pornography...What business is it of your’s what I do, read, buy, see or take into my body as long as I don’t harm another human being whilst on this planet?
And for those of you having a little moral dilemna on how to answer this, I’ll answer for you.
NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS
Take that to the bank, cash it and take it on a vacation outta my fucking life.
And stop bringing shotguns to UFO sightings, they might be here to pick me up and take me with ’em
See, I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do. And if you don’t believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor, go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes and all your CD’s and burn them. Because, you know what, the musicians who made all that great music that’s enhanced your lives throughout the years... rrrrrrrreal fucking high on drugs. Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a couple of tunes. Tell me they weren’t partying. (singing) ”We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine.” We all live in a-do you know how fucking high they were when they wrote that? They had to pull Ringo off the ceiling with a rake to sing that fucking song. (Beatle voices) John, get Ringo, he’s in the corner. Ooh, look at him scoot, grab him! Hook his bellbottom, hook his bellbottom! He’s got a song he wants to sing us. Something about living in a yellow tambourine or something. Ringo, Yoko’s gone, come down, we can party again! They were real high, they wrote great music, drugs did have a positive effect.
How about a positive LSD story, that would be newsworthy. Don’t you think? Anybody think that? Just once, to hear a positive LSD story. ”Today, a young man on acid, realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves... here’s Tom with the weather.”
Obnoxious , self-righteous, whining little fucks. My biggest fear is that if I quit smoking, I’ll become one of you...Don’t take that wrong. I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don’t know, and I feel it’s my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?.......Non-smokers die every day...Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you’ve chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurtling back to reality....You’re dead too.
My final point about alchohol, about drugs, about Pornography...What business is it of your’s what I do, read, buy, see or take into my body as long as I don’t harm another human being whilst on this planet?
And for those of you having a little moral dilemna on how to answer this, I’ll answer for you.
NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS
Take that to the bank, cash it and take it on a vacation outta my fucking life.
And stop bringing shotguns to UFO sightings, they might be here to pick me up and take me with ’em
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