Ever heard of Sleep parylasis?

[uamaverick]

I got extremely drunk Friday night and I think I passed out while having sex. Does that count?

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

Who the fuck is smurf?

He's the guy wonderin who the fuck you are!!!

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[Typo]

He's the guy wonderin who the fuck you are!!!

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Nice name you fucking teenage waste of space

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

Nice name you fucking teenage waste of space

I see you've watched this before:
The Definition of "FUCK" - YouTube
2:17 really sticks out to me!

 

[wootoom]

lolololololol

 

[WoodyO]

He's the guy wonderin who the fuck you are!!!

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Smurf is not a guy

 

[Kobe2444]

I had this bullshit again last night! Shit sucks it's kind of like the Freddy Krueger movies where you feel away but in a sense you know something is wrong then you can't wake up! Shit suckkkkkssss!