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Ever had your ass whipped like a bitch?

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sereneman

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Come on, who's man enough to admit it? Anyone ever got their ass kicked so bad that they were crying like a bitch? I haven't but I know that it could happen? Of course, I would have to kill the mother fucker if I didn't start it, and I never do.
 
some girl hit me once and was like "i cant hurt you...your like a rock, my hand hurts" and i was like "sorry(and smiled)"....although in reality it sorta hurt quite a bit.
 
Fast Twitch Fiber said:
I paid a dominatrix $200 to whip my ass like a little bitch for an hour. It was great! She also gave me electric shocks to my balls.
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I'd do it for $150 and give you a free kick in the nads to boot.
 
I once got jumped by a group of frat brothers becuase I unknowingly picked up one of their GF's at a party at some frat house.. kind of a gay reason to jump some one, she made the first move on me.. I got a cut above my eye, and one of them stepped on my hand and fractured my ring figner while kicking my ribs..... I still ended up fucking the girl a month later.. it wasn't worth the beating.. Three friends I was there with bailed.. I held my own with the two who came at me first, but 1 on 6. i dont care who you are, if you cant run out fast enough you're going down. they were kind enough to toss me out afterwards.. they were pi kappa alphas... every time I see some punk wearing a PKA shirt now I want to beat on him.. being a grown up sucks
 
Best movie example of making someone cry like a bitch was in Casino where Joe Pesci stabbed the guy in the neck with the pen "Do you hear a little girl in here?"
 
I'd admit it, I did get my ass handed to me once in my amateur boxing career by a 3 round knockout(never saw it coming) and I have been jumped at a party by 12 guys.(PUSSYS!)
 
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Got my ass beat by a silver gloves winner and third in the nation a year and a half ago, just plain out to good and too fast. Plus my brother fucked my shit up plenty of times, of course he won golden gloves, damn seems everytime I'm in the ring trying to get back in shape I get fucked up.... No crying though, I was to busying getting hit and bleeding plus at that point I think I had a concussion...;)
 
Steroid_Virgin said:
I once got jumped by a group of frat brothers .....they were
pi kappa alphas... every time I see some punk wearing a PKA shirt now I want to beat on him.. being a grown up sucks
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Where did you go to school? I am in that fraternity.
 
I never have. hopefully never will.

The biggest guy i know in real life who is like 130 kilos (287 lbs)
and kinda lean and not so tall got beat the **** up until he cried like a little boy by a man who doesn`t work out with a little gut, with a good load of street smarts a while ago. the guy can only just reach his ass how the hell is he supposed to be a swift fighter?

yes. he cried with a lame high voice too and he sat there at the bar with his huge arms covering his head

I heard this same story from several guys who were there that night... pretty sad if you ask me
 
Yeah, I was wondering about that. 20 inch arms look very intimidating and awesome, but how fast can someone be with muscles that big? I would thing a good sized average built tough guy, that's agile and quick would beat the shit out of them.
 
Take Arnold for instance, the average person doesn't know shit about fighting, so they think Arnold can probably whip just about anybody. From watching him in his movies, he is one slow ass mofo, a quick big guy with a jackhammer punch would knock his ass out flat. That's my guess.
 
in chem class this kid said something in front of everyone about my mom, so i felt the need to throw his jacket over his head and start hammering him. he cried like a baby after, and all the girls were like ' your such an asshole.'
 
i hear ya man, it sucks, ive never gotten my ass whipped except by my older bro when i was little, but i did kick the shit out of a 22 year old when i was 15, he fuckin d\cried.. Nutri-Wrestler can vouch for me ;)
 
No, I never have, but primarily because I don't tend to get into fights.

This does remind me, though, of the funniest fight I ever saw. My wife and I were working out at "The Muscle Pit." It is the outdoor gym right on the Beach in Venice. My wife was a highly competative amateur bodybuilder... so it was a hoot to train with her at the outdoor gym. People would take her picture all day long while she worked out.

There is only one good bench for bench press in the pit. There are two... but the other one is too close. The bar doesn't balance well. There was this wierd ass little f-ck hogging the bench. A couple guys had gone up to him to ask if they could work in... and each time they would he would jump up and get right in their face. He'd call them 'mutherf-ck-rs!' Tell them to stop screwing with his head. Challenge them to fight... all in an eye blink on the slightest provocation. He was into some wierd trip where he just HAD to intimidate people and be an aggressive public asshole. Most of the guys backed down from him... but then this hill billy kid made the 'mistake' of picking up one of 'his' 45 lbs plates off the ground. The guy was immediately up in the kids face screaming, "You want to fight? You want to fight?" ...and it was sort of like he had his act down... knowing everybody would back down from him.

Well, this hillbilly kid got the goofiest grin on his face. It was like he just found a $20 bill. He said, "Sure. I like a good fight."... and he proceeded to stomp the crap out of the guy. He knew how to box... he knew how to wrestle... and for good measure he kicked the guy in the head a couple times when he was down.

The guy got the ass kicking of his life... limped away crying about how he was coming back with 20 of his friends and a knife. Nobody took him too seriously.

I don't know why but that was the funniest fight I ever saw.
 
yeah.....but all at a school kid age. not since.
 
JohnyJuice said:


Where did you go to school? I am in that fraternity.
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PIKES at Ucf are known as juice monkeys and have been accused of slipping stuff(daterape) in chick's drinks. most are pretty cool guys, would never join.

you a gator johhny juice?
 
I went to Maryland.. the PKA house at maryland got shut down becuase it was a health risk.. those filthy bastards.. heh do you guys still do the jungle party?? I really dont care now, that was 10 years ago and they were stupid drunk jellous frat boys.. I became friends with a PKA alumn several years after that incident through a old gf.. . he was an OK guy I guess.. his apartment was a fucking mess though..
 
fuck fraternities and who ever is associated.
its all a buch of meat heads who think they have more testosterone than myself. i don't think so.
i had a couple of them mess with my women while i was right beside her. first off, she didn't like it. second, total disrespect to myself. i didn't even give them time to stop giggling at me. the first one i knocked unconscious and the second i took advantage of. my girl even kicked the guy in the ribs....hahha
 
Lord_Suston said:
Got my ass beat by a silver gloves winner and third in the nation a year and a half ago, just plain out to good and too fast. Plus my brother fucked my shit up plenty of times, of course he won golden gloves, damn seems everytime I'm in the ring trying to get back in shape I get fucked up.... No crying though, I was to busying getting hit and bleeding plus at that point I think I had a concussion...;)
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I got overmatched in by a guy with a lot more experience then me early on in my boxing career......................this dude TKO'ed me in 47 seconds. Never happened again though
 
The reason it sucked so bad that I was getting my ass kicked is because I wrestled in high school and place in a lot of competitions I made runner up for states only to be beaten by the state champ that year. But while getting my head bashed in I knew I could take both wrestling, then bam I get hit so hard you don't really feel the blow you just notice that your whole body gets weak... Kinda suchs. amateur carreer 6-1 got beat on points in my first fight, a modest 3KO's....
 
Sure did. In 1995 when I lived in Japan I was training at the Seidokan dojo (K-1 dojo) as a sparring partner to Michael Thompson and Andi Hug (R.I.P), and got my ass handed to me by Andi Hug one afternoon in the ring. Got kneed in the face, and then axe kicked....

Not a fun experience...but did manage to land a few on him before the inevitable...

Then again, I have also handed out a few also :)
 
I used to cry whenever my daddy spanked me. After a while it started to sting less and less so one day when he took me upstairs I screwed up my courage and refused to cry. After he was done I looked up at him, red in the face, barele holding back tears and said "that didn't hurt!"

So he proceeded to bend me back over and do it all over again. Of course I cried and cried and cried.

I never tried that again.

JC
 
hippedy hop said:



PIKES at Ucf are known as juice monkeys and have been accused of slipping stuff(daterape) in chick's drinks. most are pretty cool guys, would never join.

you a gator johhny juice?
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I will be at U.F. in the spring, right now i am At F.A.U.
Yeah, we do have that rep around. The said thing is, the rape rep came from something that happened at F.S.U. like 16 years ago. Some chick got wasted at the Pike house there, and a bunch of the brothers gang banged her. They then wrote all over her with marker and shit and dropped her off in just her letters shirt on the porch of her sorority house.
The juice monkey rep is earned though.
You at U.C.F.?
 
hippedy hop said:



PIKES at Ucf are known as juice monkeys and have been accused of slipping stuff(daterape) in chick's drinks. most are pretty cool guys, would never join.

you a gator johhny juice?
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pike ran into the same shit at my school too, plus they dont get along with us that well...
 
ONCE WHEN I WAS A FRESHMEN THIS FUCKEN PUNK DECIDED HE WANTED TO FIGHT ME AND WE STARTED OFF WITH THE WHOLE PUSHING EACH OTHER BACK AND FORTH THEN HE PUSHED ME AND I WAS STANDING IN A PUDDLE SO I SLIPPED FELL AND HIT MY HEAD AGAINST A METAL LOADING DOCK AND WAS KNOCKED OUT COLD FULL BLOWN CONCUSION. WELL WE BOTH GOT SUSPENDED SO WHEN WE CAME BACK I SAW THE FUCKER AGAIN AS WE WERE WALKING IN THE HALL WAY I GRABED HIM AND SMASHED HIS FUCKEN HEAD RIGHT INTO THE RAILING AND STARTED KICKIN HIM UNTIL SOME TEACHER PULLED ME OFF I ACTUALLY GOT SUSPENED AND HAD CHARGES PRESSED AGAINST ME FOR ASSUALT STAYED ON MY RECORD UNTIL I WAS EIGHTEEN.
 
sereneman said:
Come on, who's man enough to admit it? Anyone ever got their ass kicked so bad that they were crying like a bitch? I haven't but I know that it could happen? Of course, I would have to kill the mother fucker if I didn't start it, and I never do.
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Yes evry Thursday by a psychotic dominatrixxx named Mistress Raven. To make things worse she charges $100!!!!!!
 
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