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coldblue1955
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What was your experience in The Big House?
Ever got locked up?
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coldblue1955
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good for you bro. Because you're a super good bro!Lestat said:
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Gaylords_Son
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only been to the county house once or twice
coldblue1955
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what was the charge?Gaylord's_Son said:
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Gaylords_Son
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coldblue1955 said:
assault and battery
weed and drunken driving
coldblue1955
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yup that'll do it!Gaylord's_Son said:
boxerjake
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6 Months for assault causing bodily harm to 2 peace officers ....
I was fucking this lady who had a kid but told me she was divorced ( just seperated it turns out ) anyways to make a long story short ... one night i leave her apartment at like 3:00 AM and get jumped in the parking lot by her husband and his cop partner who proceed to boot fuck me on the ground .
Once they stop kicking and i catch my breath i struggle to my knees listening to the verbal abuse then finally launch a huge right uppercut under the jaw of one cop shattering it in three places .... as he's counting the stars i kicked the other one in the balls so hard he almost sucked off my t-shirt gasping for air then as he was bent over i kicked him in the face lifting him about a foot straight off the ground busting his nose and front teeth ...
I left them both laying on the ground as i left and no sooner did i get home then the re-inforcement arrived at my house where they proceeded to kick down the door and point a half dozen 9mm's in my face .
In court they lye'ed there fucking faces off and convinced the judge i attacked them for no reason .
People ask me why i hate cops ? ... well
I was fucking this lady who had a kid but told me she was divorced ( just seperated it turns out ) anyways to make a long story short ... one night i leave her apartment at like 3:00 AM and get jumped in the parking lot by her husband and his cop partner who proceed to boot fuck me on the ground .
Once they stop kicking and i catch my breath i struggle to my knees listening to the verbal abuse then finally launch a huge right uppercut under the jaw of one cop shattering it in three places .... as he's counting the stars i kicked the other one in the balls so hard he almost sucked off my t-shirt gasping for air then as he was bent over i kicked him in the face lifting him about a foot straight off the ground busting his nose and front teeth ...
I left them both laying on the ground as i left and no sooner did i get home then the re-inforcement arrived at my house where they proceeded to kick down the door and point a half dozen 9mm's in my face .
In court they lye'ed there fucking faces off and convinced the judge i attacked them for no reason .
People ask me why i hate cops ? ... well
KOArtist
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I've unfortunately spent about 60 days of my life, total, in the county can, all before I was 22 yrs old or so. Got put on probation for whupping some kid in my dorm, and then they put me on weekly drug tests since they had a vendetta against football players at my college.
Needless to say, I'm a huge fan of the herbs, and although I passed a LOT of the tests while still puffing, I failed a few too, and that got me: a weekend, a long weekend, and then the rest of my suspended sentence on the third strike (like 40 days). I just did pushups & situps, watched football, and read bad magazines. And after 40 days without any beer or good junk food, I came out more ripped than I'd ever been at that time, and didn't have to go to class until the next term started...so to be honest...overall...it was....nuttin but a party ya'll. lol
Needless to say, I'm a huge fan of the herbs, and although I passed a LOT of the tests while still puffing, I failed a few too, and that got me: a weekend, a long weekend, and then the rest of my suspended sentence on the third strike (like 40 days). I just did pushups & situps, watched football, and read bad magazines. And after 40 days without any beer or good junk food, I came out more ripped than I'd ever been at that time, and didn't have to go to class until the next term started...so to be honest...overall...it was....nuttin but a party ya'll. lol
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Just for a day.....but in the MEN'S section of the jail....that was NOT fun....tho I got stuck in the conference room - still YUCK!!
Our street is 1-way, and we came home from travelling once & were unloading luggage...well this dumb bitch came up from behind beeping her horn cuz we were blocking the street - I mean LAYING on the horn....we got into an argument....so she went home & put out a warrant for my arrest....NICE!!
Our street is 1-way, and we came home from travelling once & were unloading luggage...well this dumb bitch came up from behind beeping her horn cuz we were blocking the street - I mean LAYING on the horn....we got into an argument....so she went home & put out a warrant for my arrest....NICE!!
KOArtist
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yeah, it's always the dumb shit that gets you in trouble....the guy I KO'd and got in trouble in the first place? He was about to attack an acquaintance of mine w/ a god damned crutch. If I knew then what I know now (got a J.D.) there's no way I would have got in trouble for the shit, but I didn't know wtf was up, and pleaded guilty.
coldblue1955
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So in other words don't mess with ya. huh?SoKlueles said:
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Lestat said:
I'de make you my bitch and whore you out for Newports and pints of milk.
-BRR
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coldblue1955
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i'll make a note of that buddy!Razorguns said:
chewyxrage
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Just the drunk tank after I got a DUI and my car was impounded
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Razorguns said:
I bet you Sorearms would fit right in. Actually, last time he called for support, a recorded message asked me to press "5" if I wanted to accept a collect call from an inmate.
-BRR
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Lestat said:
Orale Holmes ! ! !
-BRR
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Razorguns said:
He hasn't done enough LSD.
-BRR
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Lestat said:
By the way... I did press "5" thinking it was my dad calling. I figured it would go unoticed in the company phone bill as it has for the past 3 years. When I hear so "El Vato Holmes" accent screaming about "I want #### Platinum" I said "Dayum! Times are hard Nuwggas is jacking bling bling over the phones! now... and then he said "Elite Fitness" so I knew it was a customer... There it is, my first encounter with El Vato Loco Sorebrasos.....
-BRR
gstacker
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the real question is what do you do when your locked up? at least where im at they have no weights and the diet is limited its a effed up place to be for anyone and even more so if you like to train hard. in a small cell with no strutures its all about push ups and lots of them, you learn to be creative if you can somehow get a hold of a broom stick and some empty bottles of bleach you got yourself a curl bar and a job in the kitchen or a friend there helps out a lil too. anyways those are my younger days i dont plan on going back *knocking on wood*
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