Ever feel embarrassed buying stuff at the grocery store?

[Smurfy]

I actually use vagina cream instead of mustard on hot dogs.
Quite tasty I must say...

Im somewhat disgusted here...

 

[lartinos]

Naaa...I can speak in an American English (southern too) accent that they can't understand anyway...

I've learned that if you have baby wipes and a 100 pack of diapers in your cart...they don't care what else you are getting. It is all normal then.

you wear depends?

 

[b fold the truth]

you wear depends?

Why? Does it turn you on?

If so...then NO, I don't.

 

[lartinos]

Why? Does it turn you on?

If so...then NO, I don't.

only if you promise to fill er up and then rub your soggy ass on my face.
Can threads be locked for grossness?

 

[jnevin]

yeah, try walking the streets of Lawrence at 2am in 10 below weather
waiting for your crack dealer to pick you up, drive you around the block, make the purchase. Then get dropped off nowhere near your vehicle
then hoof back to your vehicle

tampons are easy

Yeah, but what did the cashier say when you bought said crack?

 

[jnevin]

I feel self conscious when I have to buy immodium. I haven't had to buy condoms for 10 years but I remember feeling a little embarrassed. I saw they have tighter fitting condoms now. That would be embarrassing as hell to roll up to a cashier with those. Little cock sign blaring on your forehead. Or if you had to ask for them to grab the little ones from behind the counter in front of a bunch of people. Shit.

Tampons never bugged me. It's not like they're for me.

 

[lartinos]

I feel self conscious when I have to buy immodium. I haven't had to buy condoms for 10 years but I remember feeling a little embarrassed. I saw they have tighter fitting condoms now. That would be embarrassing as hell to roll up to a cashier with those. Little cock sign blaring on your forehead. Or if you had to ask for them to grab the little ones from behind the counter in front of a bunch of people. Shit.

Tampons never bugged me. It's not like they're for me.

yup, it's a non-verbal way of saying I have shitting problem.
not the message I like tpo send to strangers.

 

[chris302001]

That's somehow quite questionable

lolol im old enough to vote and get drafted.....I didnt say I was mature! Lol, but buying condoms etc doesnt bother me.

 

[chris302001]

only if you promise to fill er up and then rub your soggy ass on my face.
Can threads be locked for grossness?

lolol i just felt some barf come up in the back of my throat.....

Nice one!