Ever fallen down in a club?

[Seashell]

This Sunday I was out @ Phoenix with some friends, and near the back of the club there's this one BIG step. It's over a foot high, so it's not something you'd miss.

Nonetheless, some guy comes along, walking fast through the crowd, like he's got places to be.. and I don't know how he didn't see it, or notice the fact that everyone infront of him looked 7 feet tall (a small indidation of an impending step no?) but he smoked into this step full speed, it hit him about mid-shin level, and he went down. Not just onto a hand and a knee mind you, I'm talking a full on, sprawled, arms-spread, chest to the ground kinda fall.

I tried.

I really did.

But I could not hold in the laughter. My friends weren't helping matters either.

If that happened to me, I'd cry and then go home, lolol..

 

[ChefWide]

This Sunday I was out @ Phoenix with some friends, and near the back of the club there's this one BIG step. It's over a foot high, so it's not something you'd miss.

Nonetheless, some guy comes along, walking fast through the crowd, like he's got places to be.. and I don't know how he didn't see it, or notice the fact that everyone infront of him looked 7 feet tall (a small indidation of an impending step no?) but he smoked into this step full speed, it hit him about mid-shin level, and he went down. Not just onto a hand and a knee mind you, I'm talking a full on, sprawled, arms-spread, chest to the ground kinda fall.

I tried.

I really did.

But I could not hold in the laughter. My friends weren't helping matters either.

If that happened to me, I'd cry and then go home, lolol..

If it happened to you the pile of men would look like a hogpile after a fumble....

 

[bluepeter]

Phoenix, lol. I haven't been there in years.

 

[Seashell]

Phoenix, lol. I haven't been there in years.

But you know about that step, don't you?


LOL Cheffie... I've taken my share of spills in public, always feels cool.

 

[bluepeter]

But you know about that step, don't you?


LOL Cheffie... I've taken my share of spills in public, always feels cool.

I think I know the one you mean. The place is a bit of a blur considering my advanced state of inebriation every time I was there.

 

[awittyusername]

I used to do it on purpose.

I would walk past girls eyeing them up like I was too cool. Then, trip. (not land on my face)

or

I would lean back in a chair and wink, flirt. Then, act like I was tipping back in the chair.

Both these situations it is best to have a cup of ice in hand to accentuate the fall. It was a good way to get my foot in the door.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I used to do it on purpose.

I would walk past girls eyeing them up like I was too cool. Then, trip. (not land on my face)

or

I would lean back in a chair and wink, flirt. Then, act like I was tipping back in the chair.

Both these situations it is best to have a cup of ice in hand to accentuate the fall. It was a good way to get my foot in the door.

No wonder you are still a virgin.

 

[TC2]

I felt bad for this girl one time.

She had a full draft beer in her hand and was making her way to the outside part of the bar, well there was a step down to the lower part that she didn't she.

she stepped down, her beer flew up and landed straight on top of her head.


I almost cracked my uterus trying to hold the laughter in.

 

[Smurfy]

I fell right OUT of a club once. There was a staircase leadin down to the front door. I tumbled down and out the door, knocking down several framed wall pictures on my way out of the piece. This was like eons ago. If i had to venture a guess, Id say this was 1991.

 

[from zero]

lol, what a douchehead.

 

[dirty~d~]

THAT is some funny sheit. I've never seen or done anything quite that bad in a club. I did slip on the dance floor once where someone spilled a drink. I grabbed some chicks boobs on the way down in an attempt to stop myself.

 

[TC2]

THAT is some funny sheit. I've never seen or done anything quite that bad in a club. I did slip on the dance floor once where someone spilled a drink. I grabbed some chicks boobs on the way down in an attempt to stop myself.

Yeah... when I do it it's called assuault .

 

[Seashell]

LMAO @ Smufy taking down some wall hangings on her way out & Dirty D copping a feel..

 

[Dial_tone]

I fell right OUT of a club once. There was a staircase leadin down to the front door. I tumbled down and out the door, knocking down several framed wall pictures on my way out of the piece. This was like eons ago. If i had to venture a guess, Id say this was 1991.

LIAR! I bet it was last week. I don't think i've done it but I don't have to fall in a club to look stupid.

 

[Mr. Black]

I once was at a bar and ran into this smoking hot girl I had been trying to wheel for some time. I had had a few beers but was not completely drunk, as I was talking to her I thought I'd be cool and lean back to sit on the stool I was on before I encountered her. Well apparently some drunk fool had kicked over my stool during my conversation and I ended up falling right on my ass. I felt like a complete tool.

 

[Seashell]

I fell outside a club a few years ago. Damn curb jumped out of nowhere, and down I went. Onto my back. On the road. Nice!

And there was a whole lineup of ppl waiting to get in that witnessed the coolness. My friend looks at me and yells, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! GET UP!! Like I was just hanging out down there for fun. lol..

 

[lucidblue]

Nope, but I have a friend that was dancing (and quite drunk) and fell right on the dance floor. Pretty damn funny, while doing this she reached out to hold onto our other friend and almost ripped the girls shirt off... HAHHAHA.

I have fallen down the stairs at the mall though .

 

[The_Ghost]

I fell outside a club a few years ago. Damn curb jumped out of nowhere, and down I went. Onto my back. On the road. Nice!

And there was a whole lineup of ppl waiting to get in that witnessed the coolness. My friend looks at me and yells, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! GET UP!! Like I was just hanging out down there for fun. lol..

shoulda called I woulda dusted the dirt off your butt and maybe lingered a bit

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I've never fallen ... EVER..


oK I lie.. Normally I just sit there a while, at least until the room stops spinning..

 

[Dial_tone]

I've never fallen ... EVER..


oK I lie.. Normally I just sit there a while, at least until the room stops spinning..

This is the real reason you're cutting down on dancing, isn't it? The injuries from frequent falls are starting to up add now.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

This is the real reason you're cutting down on dancing, isn't it? The injuries from frequent falls are starting to up add now.

haha... shhhh... *wink*

Actually one fall was enough for me. I had a huge bruise on my ass.. not nice.

And how many times do I have to say.. it wasn't me it was the damn shoes.. they demonic...

 

[alien amp pharm]

This is the real reason you're cutting down on dancing, isn't it? The injuries from frequent falls are starting to up add now.

or her dancing will just consist of a pole for support from now on.

 

[Carmen]

ah, i just remembered my last fall. i really don't fall often, but this one made up for lost time.
i was at a 40th birthday party and a local pub. i left alone at around midnight and was looking quite nice- tight jeans, a TIGHT white shirt that laced up the front and exposed skin down to mid abs, and a long pink jacket and some pretty cool heels.
i walked out just as three men left from another party and the four of us were walking down the narrow sidewalk together. i wasn't worried about my safety with them, but i was RIGHT in the middle of them and their conversation kinda stopped because of it.
so, i sped up to get away and the heel of my right shoe got caught in my jeans of me left leg and it basically looked like i THREW myself down on the pavement.
HARD.
my purse went FLYING, and i was suddenly face down on the pavement, without any shoes on. i heard one of them say OHMYGOD! and they picked me up fast and were concerned. one went and got my purse, one went and got my shoes, but i was MORTIFIED.
i said i was fine, just so embarrassed and that i just wanted to get to my car, which they walked me to. they left and i realized HOLY CRAP i got so hurt. lol.
just bruises on my knees and hands but damn that hurt.

 

[_Yossarian_]

I took the biggest spill ever on a dancefloor 2 nye's ago. There was about an 1 1/2" of water on the floor, and I had taken copious amounts of narcotics. legs just flew out from underneath me, was parallel with the floor about 4 ft off the ground, and landed right on my ass. My friend was laughing so hard he couldnt even help me up. I blamed it on the ketamine.

Last summer, an extremely drunk girl was sitting on a railing in a vip lounge on the 2nd fl. of a club that overlooked the outdoor dancefloor. She had been swaying back and forth a bit , and finally went right over the rail, landing in a fake palm tree on the floor below, lol. It was probably the funniest thing Ive ever seen.

In the same club, I saw a kid knock himself out cold by walking right into a metal pole used to support an awning. Ive seen so many people fall down stairs in clubs I couldnt even begin to count.

And when stuff like this happens, I do what any self-respecting human being would do: point, and laugh.....

 

[Evil_Frisky]

or her dancing will just consist of a pole for support from now on.

I've told you already... no matter how many advances you make.. I'm not dancing on your pole.. cuddle boy

 

[*MissFit*]

Seashell ur from Toronto 2?

 

[Seashell]

Seashell ur from Toronto 2?

Mississauga.

 

[Lumberg]

I don't think so.

But then again I don't go to many clubs.

I have taken my share of spills though, I hate it when

 

[biteme]

This Sunday I was out @ Phoenix with some friends, and near the back of the club there's this one BIG step. It's over a foot high, so it's not something you'd miss.

Nonetheless, some guy comes along, walking fast through the crowd, like he's got places to be.. and I don't know how he didn't see it, or notice the fact that everyone infront of him looked 7 feet tall (a small indidation of an impending step no?) but he smoked into this step full speed, it hit him about mid-shin level, and he went down. Not just onto a hand and a knee mind you, I'm talking a full on, sprawled, arms-spread, chest to the ground kinda fall.

I tried.

I really did.

Hmmmm. I'd either get up, shake it off and act like nothing happened because I love to be oblivious to people, or I'd laugh along with them.

But I could not hold in the laughter. My friends weren't helping matters either.

If that happened to me, I'd cry and then go home, lolol..

Hmmmm. I'd either get up, shake it off and act like nothing happened because I love to be oblivious to people, or I'd laugh along with them.

 

[Seashell]

I don't think so.

But then again I don't go to many clubs.

I have taken my share of spills though, I hate it when

Did you just take one while typing... or what happened there?

 

[B0ARDIN087]

I used to do it on purpose.

I would walk past girls eyeing them up like I was too cool. Then, trip. (not land on my face)

or

I would lean back in a chair and wink, flirt. Then, act like I was tipping back in the chair.

Both these situations it is best to have a cup of ice in hand to accentuate the fall. It was a good way to get my foot in the door.

flexygel is that you?

 

[tuc biscuit]

lol, I feel lucky if I manage to stay on my feet all night


one time I was doing some backwards dancing

 

[tiger88]

ya i have i was in the bathroom i was taking a piss and well about 10 beers in so i was drunk good but not good good and i am pissin and i am looking up at the ceiling and then boom. fell on my back/ass in the bathroom and got piss all on me (own pee) and pee from floor )

it sucked but i laughed until i saw my shirt was wet

went home

changed went to the batting cages and still had a good nite

 

[Seashell]

LOLOLOL! El tigre, you know you've had too many when you tip over like that, just looking up at the ceiling..



Tuc, more details about this backwards dancing and the inevitable spill..

 

[tuc biscuit]

ah, I was gonna tell the story but it is too long, once I was making out with a girl, slipped, tried to grab her to hold myself up, but just fired her into a brick wall head first at about 100mph, cue a girl with blood dripping down her face slapping me

 

[gotmilk]

Yeah...I was at Rasputen's in Burlington, Vermont and I took a full on header down the stairs. Totally sober.

The stairs lead from the Street to the basement and are steep. About 35 to 40 total steps. I pulled an end-over-end. But it landed me a free drink and a round of applause when I bounced straight up.

Plus about a dozen people at the bar gave me "10's" for sticking the landing.

 

[Yarg!]

ive never fallen down in a club. u know why? cuz im fucking 18 and cant get in. life is so cruel.

 

[*MissFit*]

i've fallen.. best thing to do is jump up and pretned it didnt happen Way 2 many stairs to get into the Drink from the Government

 

[pitbullstl]

I fell right OUT of a club once. There was a staircase leadin down to the front door. I tumbled down and out the door, knocking down several framed wall pictures on my way out of the piece. This was like eons ago. If i had to venture a guess, Id say this was 1991.

For me it was 1998.....

Monkey Bar in St. Louis......ass wasted on....errrrr....not alcohol..so my depth perception was a bit off. I started down the stairs in front of the club, and it looked like I was walking on the moon....I mean huge exaggerated steps. The second one was a loo loo....as I missed it, and tumbled down the remaining 40 or steps. I took out three chicks, a cop, and two doorman. When I got to the bottom, I was cool cat daddy smoove.....I bounced up..dusted myself off...and just looked at people like..WHAT??

 

[alien amp pharm]

For me it was 1998.....

Monkey Bar in St. Louis......ass wasted on....errrrr....not alcohol..so my depth perception was a bit off. I started down the stairs in front of the club, and it looked like I was walking on the moon....I mean huge exaggerated steps. The second one was a loo loo....as I missed it, and tumbled down the remaining 40 or steps. I took out three chicks, a cop, and two doorman. When I got to the bottom, I was cool cat daddy smoove.....I bounced up..dusted myself off...and just looked at people like..WHAT??

lol

like one gigantic bowling ball. That's awesome.

 

[Lumberg]

Did you just take one while typing... or what happened there?

I was just doing my gonelifting impression

 

[Yarg!]

For me it was 1998.....

Monkey Bar in St. Louis......ass wasted on....errrrr....not alcohol..so my depth perception was a bit off. I started down the stairs in front of the club, and it looked like I was walking on the moon....I mean huge exaggerated steps. The second one was a loo loo....as I missed it, and tumbled down the remaining 40 or steps. I took out three chicks, a cop, and two doorman. When I got to the bottom, I was cool cat daddy smoove.....I bounced up..dusted myself off...and just looked at people like..WHAT??

lol i bet with those lats you looked like a big flying squirrel.

 

[Mr. Black]

ive never fallen down in a club. u know why? cuz im fucking 18 and cant get in. life is so cruel.

Come to Alberta...you'll be good to go.

 

[theoak01]

I fell up the stairs of fever in hamilton after a night of rollin and dancing,I took one to many and was just beyond fucked,my buddies had to help me up the stairs and into the car.

I felt like a ass the next day and my forehead hurt

 

[SAGAT]

i love these stories, i just fell flat on my face a couple weeks ago but it was outside, i was fucking wasted. this chick just started laughing at me. i just laughed with her lol.
this other time, i was so wasted, i was leaning against everyone on the dancefloor like a fucktard. i knew i was gonna be sick, but i tried to stay all cool an shit and said to my buddies that i had to take a piss. so dragged my retard-ass to the bathroom, closed the door, looked at the bowl, and fell flat on my goddamn face. SMACK! that hurt like hell.
got a ton more of these idiotic stories but they're pretty much all the same.

 

[bluepeter]

This one time, in band camp..........

 

[awittyusername]

flexygel is that you?

Flexygel my Ass.

Hey Junior. It works. Not neccessarily for me(the faller), but definately for my friends who are positioned close to the girls I fall infront of. What happens when someone falls in a club??? Everyone laughs and talks about it with the people standing by them. It was an in for my friends.

Example last month I was out w/my old college friend. There was 3 "OK" looking girls checking us out. Some guy tripped and the girls came right over and said "did you see that" Blah blah blah. It gave them an excuse to talk to us.

Let me tell you some day you will be begging for me to trip in front of some girls for you when your girlfriend dumps your or she gets deported back to India.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Drunkards

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

no, but I enjoyed the posts in this thread.

 

[jackangel]

i have never heard of a sorrier bunch of motrol-control-impaired taint-jockeys ever.

ever.

 

[Sweet_Bitch]

Twice that I can remember. The first time due to these stupid shoes and water on the bathroom floor. Oh, and lots of booze. Walking across the floor, tried to step over the pudde, stepped in it, twisted my ankle and down I went-face first like I was sliding into homebase during the world series. I was laughing so hard I couldn't even talk, tears running down my face so everyone thought I was hurt and crying. Second time, on the dance floor, at the edge-small step up to the floor behind me. Shaking my ass, stepped back off the edge and fell flat on my ass. Best part-2 guys then tripped over each other trying to help me up and one of them fell down. It was great!!!