Ever been dissed by a Jersey Slut?

[Handsome Pete]

Ok, this is for those in the NYC area.

I was at "Bourbon Street" (a bar on the West Side) and I decide to do my Good Deed for the Week and buy a few drinks for a fat chick from Jersey that's celebrating her birthday. She's been ignored the entire night, so I feel sorry for her. Anyway, I proceed to get shitfaced and my friends (all Manhattanites) leave. But I'm OK 'cuz I live a few blocks away. Long story short, irony of all ironies, she and her pals eventually dis me. On my way out, a few Long Island Meatheads try to start shit. I was hammered, so chances are I may have offended them at some point during the night. Anyhoo, I end up with nary a scratch and a whole bunch of frustration.

My question is, has this happened to you? I mean, chicks from Jersey descend upon Manhattan all the time, and then they have the audacity to act like they're not fucking lame. Don't they realize how ridiculous they look and act?

Does anyone else feel the same? Let me know.

 

[NJstacked]

Wow, handsome pete, where do I even begin with you?????? In my opinion Jersey Girls are the hottest and sexiest women....with Staten Island chicks a close second.....However, I am not going to start in on whos hot and whos not...You sound like you like dudes anyway....Handsome Pete...what a screen name...Your post says it...a fat girl wouldnt even talk to you and give you time...you must really be hurting in the looks department....FOr your sake, I hope Supergirl never reads this post, because she will go SUPERCRAZY on you!!!!

 

[Frackal]

Supergirl is a hot jersey chick.

 

[M56M]

With the exception of South Beach, i think that NJ has some super fly ladies. All in all there are fly woman everywhere if you are a good looking guy, but there are definitely more than most places in NJ. SO i have to back up NJStacked on this one...

M56M

 

[supergirl]

LMAO!!! yea i guess i can see how you would hate us jersey girls since some of us would never even look twice at ya LOL it's all good though.. that was nice of you to pity that fatty But don't dare make a generalization such as that.. i mean come on, i could say alot about manhatten guys and their snobbery, but now that would be sinking to your level LOL so get over it already

 

[NY Muscle]

theres 2 types of jersey girls
the stuck in the guidette era NJ girl, and the actually semi good lokking NJ girl with the 1987 hair do, all hairsrpayed up and shit
and the 3rd type are one of the girls listed above, but swear on thier lives they arent in those categories lol

 

[supergirl]

theres 2 types of jersey girls
the stuck in the guidette era NJ girl, and the actually semi good lokking NJ girl with the 1987 hair do, all hairsrpayed up and shit
and the 3rd type are one of the girls listed above, but swear on thier lives they arent in those categories lol

LMAO i swear i never used hairspray!!! too funny.. love the stereotypes.. go watch another sopranos re-run

 

[Handsome Pete]

I feel a few points of clarification are necessary:

1. Though I use the term "Jersey Slut" in the pejorative sense, I actually think Jersey chicks are hot. The few times I've been down in their native habitat, the Shore (pronounced "shoah" in Jerseyspeak), they've always been a blast to party with. I also dig Pete Yorn, Springsteen, Kevin Smith and even cheezy Bon Jovi -- all Jersey-bred.

2. As far as my "dis" is concerned, I really had it coming. I started doing my best Jersey Meathead impression - asking everyone how much they bench and trying to pick fights with any guy that made eye contact with me, etc. etc. - and I got less and less subtle as my blood-alcohol level increased. Also it was NOT the fat girl who dissed me -she was super cool- it was one of her more svelte (and more vapid) friends. Fat girls Rock!

3. "Handsome Pete" is one of the more obscure Simpsons characters, featured in the episode "Bart the Fink" in the Seventh season. Do they get the Fox channel in Jersey?

SUPERGIRL - Do you mean to tell me that you NEVER used hairspray or had big hair? Not even from 1987-1990? Were you ostracized? You must've been a pariah. I know a few guys from Jersey who can't squat 350 and they're afraid to show their faces back home.

Perhaps my original message would have been more suitable for the "Drunken Rant" board. I'll put it there next time.

However, I still maintain that many girls who come from Jersey have a whole lot of attitude when they come to Manhattan. Why, I'll never know. I do have some theories, however.

 

[supergirl]

SUPERGIRL - Do you mean to tell me that you NEVER used hairspray or had big hair? Not even from 1987-1990? Were you ostracized? You must've been a pariah.

LMAO @this thread.. petey you are a funny guy!!! great sarcasm and sense of humor, even though you may be confusing the jersey meatheads with the brooklyn or staten island ones... lol
Ya see, back in 87, i was only in 7th grade, so hairspray didn't exist to me lol i was too busy bodyboarding with all the surfers, i grew up at the shore. And as far as us shore people go, we hated the city people who came down for the weekends.. hence the term B.E.N.N.Y (Brooklyln, Elizabeth, Newark, and New York)

But you are right about some points... a lot of jersey girls are total bitches, but then i can say the same about ny girls too, especially ones from long island.. so it is the never ending struggle of stereotyping an entire state by one encounter... all i can say is better luck next time!! Or BET BIGGER.. then you won't take as much abuse skinny pete

 

[Handsome Pete]

Yeah, I tend to stereotype entire regions based on one encounter. It's easier that way. I just don't have time to do the research, so I make it simple and just draw broad conclusions based on minimal evidence. Don't even get me started about Oregon.

BTW, I grew up in the Jersey of Los Angeles, the San Fernando Valley. Home to the infamous "Valley Girls" and world capital of porn. No joke.

"BET BIGGER"? I don't quite understand that . Is that some Jersey thing?

As for the "skinny pete" remark. I'm going for the heroin-addicted indie rocker look (eg Iggy Pop), not the steroid-pumped, spikey-haired jock look. I'd much rather be a mildly narcissistic rock star than an uber-narcissistic bodybuilder any day.

 

[NJstacked]

Hansome Pete....I think you are running a massive cycle of Estrogen...something like 5grams a week...I hope you dont smoke weed...you are bound for naturally occurring Gyno if you do.....

I work in manhatten and believe me...you are the farthest thing from typical.....unless you live in the village with a sweetmate named Sebastian who gives you the hot beef injection......on top of the weekly estrogen shots.....you should have went to EXIT/EARTH with the rest of them...!!!!!

 

[Handsome Pete]

Wow, such hostility. Here I am trying to make peace with Supergirl, and NJStacked unleashes the homophobia.

I'm sorry we got off to such a bad start - it was all a big joke. Do steroids limit one's ability to detect sarcasm?

Typical Meathead logic: "He said something I disagree with. Ergo, he must be gay."

Were you seeking to reinforce the Meathead stereotype? If so, mission accomplished, my friend. When backed into a verbal corner, the Meathead has essentially two insults to choose from. Either "You're a pussy!" or "You're a fag!" Jesus, I'm surprised you didn't resort to making fun of my mom. Maybe you're saving that for the next post.

No, I'm not gay. I'm not nearly in good enough shape to be gay. I appreciate the compliment, though.

I don't doubt that you work in Manhattan. You probably work in one of the few industries where Neanderthals can make ridiculous amounts of money - Wall Street.

Where does this homophobia come from? It doesn't make sense to me. Is there anything more homoerotic than bodybuilding? Men obsessed with their bodies to the point of spending thousands of dollars on illegal drugs to enhance their physiques. Spending hours in the gym surrounded by huge, sweaty, equally self-absorbed men, yelling things like "C'mon, push it!" and "Check out my glutes!" Not to mention the tanning, body-waxing and massages. Then donning a tight shirt, putting gel in your hair and going out to a dance club.

Yup, sounds pretty heterosexual to me.

 

[Frackal]

NJStacked is a little uptight.

 

[Frackal]

But you are right about some points... a lot of jersey girls are total bitches, but then i can say the same about ny girls too, especially ones from long island..

Let's just say alot of girls from every corner of the earth are bitches.

 

[NJstacked]

Handsome Susan....yes, I am a meathead....I played College football and just have that mentality to be a dick....However, I am a smart meathead who would go head to head with you any day of the week on any topic you choose....NJbigtime...can back my 3.7gpa from one of the best Liberal Arts schools in the country....so FYI....I workout and shave the shit out of my chest and arms all for the women, not the dudes......I am no longer wasting my time with you, I dont know you...PS: When injexting the estrogen, rotate cheeks weekly....

 

[Handsome Pete]

NJCromagnon,

Your vacuity is simply astonishing. I am impressed, however, that you're able to type so well without opposable thumbs.

What does posting your college stats prove, that your ignorance is a conscious choice, and not congenital?

FYI - We've already gone "head to head" and you've validated every point I've made. You don't just reinforce the Jersey Meathead stereotype, you're a caricature of it.

If you want to learn to argue, read "Rhetoric" by Aristotle. It's polysyllabic at some points, so it may take you a while.

Thanks for the entertainment - I needed a good laugh. Now, I will gladly exit this board and leave you to your shallow little existence.