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ESoB, we have a new member

Hey guys :)

I'll try to be a good ESoB ;)

Hold on to your oders...

**runs to the local liquor store to buy the book "1001 drinks and Cocktails"**

:supercool
 
I thought this thread was gonna be about that peanut guy
 
heres a $20......just give me a fifth of whatever and get the hell out of the way....
 
alien amp pharm said:
I thought this thread was gonna be about that peanut guy
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That peanut guy is getting what he deserves as we speak


Just got back from the store...drinks will be ready soon :D
 
Bors, who said Jh1 was in ESoB? Did he approach any of you and get an okay? I was reading some of his posts and he is an ass. What is his title? Dumbass Bor? and do we want any dumbass bors? just curious because he has some lame ESoB sig not a good sig for an ESoB Bor - IMHO.

who else?
 
sh4dowf4lcon said:
Please say hello to The Official Bartender Bor for Elite Society of Bors. *extended golf clap*


Please extend a warm welcome to Sawastea...

Sawastea, please ignore the haters.
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yo , focker...he was my loyal padwan....
 
Sorry OAS, I was your padawan, actually still am, *shhhhh*

Just finished buying some Grey goose and Crown...
 
damn it BIG DAWG!!! quit taking the ladies back to your crib at lunch time!! we have work to do!!!! hmmmp!
 
Welcome aboard Sawastea, We`ve been in contact recently. You helped me out with that great thread of yours.

and Falcon, I`ll try and find the thread... I made the dude put the second ESob quote in his sig because He copied my multiple post idea under his avatar.

I don`t know where he got the first sig from...
 
gonelifting said:
Welcome aboard Sawastea, We`ve been in contact recently. You helped me out with that great thread of yours.

and Falcon, I`ll try and find the thread... I made the dude put the second ESob quote in his sig because He copied my multiple post idea under his avatar.

I don`t know where he got the first sig from...
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DAMN HE CHANGED IT!!! BASTARD!!! http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=298105
 
gonelifting said:




DAMN HE CHANGED IT!!! BASTARD!!! http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=298105
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Hey with all the hostility I have been taking from the ESoB crowd, I figured why should I keep it in there???

My original sig didn't claim that I was in ESoB, it simply said I didn't know what the hell it was and everyone jumped on me. Besides, I didn't steal the idea from you... I have used that on many boards I am on... sorry it isn't as original as you might have thought.
 
you can be ESoB bro, if GL says it is cool, it is cool...we are like a band of bros but we are Bors. Elitestestes (the best of the best) "Best Bors"

Just need to get you an official title.

You ever valet park before? We need a Valet Parking Bor and we need limo driver for duchess of bors.

You got resume Bro?
 
gonelifting said:
Welcome aboard Sawastea, We`ve been in contact recently. You helped me out with that great thread of yours.

and Falcon, I`ll try and find the thread... I made the dude put the second ESob quote in his sig because He copied my multiple post idea under his avatar.

I don`t know where he got the first sig from...
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Yes, and we're both in NJ :D
 
Bottom KNocker Outer Bor?

Maybe Chaufer Bor for the Duchess of Bors

or Sex Bor for Duchess of Bors

Duchess is Smurfy of course, she wants some workers. ;)
 
Sure jh1 is good enough in my book to be a bor. We`ll tell him all about the workings/meetings/monthly dues... etc. when he officially gets a title.

lol
 
I think I've been a Bor-at-large for too long. Sure, being out on the road taking care of business was fun...but...now that you have a bartender at the base, I think I'd like to apply for a transfer to stay closer to home. Got anything for me?
 
sh4dowf4lcon said:
Bottom KNocker Outer Bor?

Maybe Chaufer Bor for the Duchess of Bors

or Sex Bor for Duchess of Bors

Duchess is Smurfy of course, she wants some workers. ;)
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:D there are aloy of positions, so to speak, if you are interested. what kind of experience do you have?
 
From Zero said:
lol, "unBor"
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Yeah, what BS...

Yesterday BRR Changed it to:

My girl has a Past, and my nutts are raisins...

Then EF Anton Changed it to:

Guy who was banned for having an avatar with his ex-gf giving him head, but begged to get back on.

Then Digger changed it to:

unBor

Damn...

I liked Anton's... it was funny as hell... unBor... where is the humor in that?
 
Digger edited out my entire location, so I had to put it back. I don't remember the exact post count from before... hmmmpphh...
 
onerepmaximum said:
That Nelson Montana quote is gonna have to disappear from his title. This I know.
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I agree, reminds me of Juice Auithority. Please edit this Montana Bannana out of sig bro.

Also Smurfy, I suggested he could be your Chaufer Bor or something. We need to give him a title gang.
 
Dont mind me, Just the gestapo checking in to make sure everything is on the up and up....

canadianhitman- we might have an opening withing the ESOB secret police that I think might be your style... One of our agents just got "ghosted", lol...... PM me for details if you are interested....
 
Fuck with your fake post count all you want, but I better hear that Seashell is cool with the rest of it.
 
digger said:
Fuck with your fake post count all you want, but I better hear that Seashell is cool with the rest of it.
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OMG digger, it's cool, don't blow a gasket...

She is building a fort in my room, just check her post history... damn. Didn't know I need approval to flirt on the internet. :(

I still love ya, but come on... ;)
 
digger said:
Hey, it's a JOKE!


Psych.
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Cool. Can I have my superb title back now? Please!

Look at it this way, such a title shames me for my wrongs, which isn't a proper punishment, but it is better than nothing...
 
jh1 said:
Official Photographer of ex-gfs giving head.

Does that work for everyone?
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no bor that is no good.

Did Seashell say it okay to be in your location? You need approval to flirt with Seastone. She is ESoB. Only ESoB Bors get to flirt with ESoB Ladies. hmmp!

Also, Photographer Bor is okay, but head photos etc...N/G = NO GOOD.
 
Okay...

How about 'Digger's Whipping Boy'

I have a feeling he isn't exactly going to like me for quite some time. He keeps an eye on me after that avatar stunt....
 
Bigdawg1468 said:
by the way JH1 you must submit all gear to me so I can test it ;)
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(As I inject the last 8 amps of Turkish Primo from our friend) Oh crap... I didn't know I had to do that...

Well you can have all the deca I have left over from my last cycle...
 
jh1 said:


(As I inject the last 8 amps of Turkish Primo from our friend) Oh crap... I didn't know I had to do that...

Well you can have all the deca I have left over from my last cycle...
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Ummmm Deca, it don't affect my boys ;)
 
superqt4u2nv said:
I don't have an ESoB title any suggestions?
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SuperQT, how about Official Assistant Bor for Charter Bors?

;)


Jh1, what is wrong with being "Chaufer for the Duchess of Bors? She does lots of cool stuff in the limo when you drive her around :p
 
sh4dowf4lcon said:
SuperQT, how about Official Assistant Bor for Charter Bors?
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Hmm I dunno what would my duties be as Official Assistant Bor for Charter Bors? I could be assistant drug tester;) However I really would like to be in charge of something.
 
Ladies and Gentlemen, I have accepted a new position. Just a warning to our enemies to give them fair warning: drapes don't have shoes.
 
superqt4u2nv said:


Hmm I dunno what would my duties be as Official Assistant Bor for Charter Bors? I could be assistant drug tester;) However I really would like to be in charge of something.
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In charge? hmmmmmm, what kind of things do you wish to be in charge of? How about Official Title Designation Bor"
meaning you woiuld be in charge of approving and issuing New Bors with a title?

JH1 how about "Digger's Whipping Bor"
If I were you I would take one of Smurfy's positions, JH1.
 
sh4dowf4lcon said:
In charge? hmmmmmm, what kind of things do you wish to be in charge of? How about Official Title Designation Bor"
meaning you woiuld be in charge of approving and issuing New Bors with a title?
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This sounds good I will take it;)
 
Permission from Seastone? Wow you are whipped, careful Seastone has "those boots" (the kind made for walking, and thats just what they'll do...one of these days those boots are gonna walk all over you!)

You are left with 2 choices it seems JH:

#1) Assistant to the Duchess of Bors
#2) Assistant to the Assistant of the Treasurer Bor
 
:lmao:

Jh1: You behave yourself, any funny-business on the side while you're chaufeuring, and you may find the locks on the door of the fort have been changed.. ;)

Falcon, I so do not have those boots, also, I believe we already have and "assitant to the assitant treasurer.."
 
Seashell said:
:lmao:

Jh1: You behave yourself, any funny-business on the side while you're chaufeuring, and you may find the locks on the door of the fort have been changed.. ;)

Falcon, I so do not have those boots, also, I believe we already have and "assitant to the assitant treasurer.."
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Yes Seastone, I know we have assistants all around you and the treasurer Bor. So he has your blessing to become Chaufer Bor for Duchess or just Assistant to the Duchess of Bors?

FZ, we are trying to get this JH1 an ESoB approved Handle... I think Assistant to the Duchess of Bors is excellent.

QT, your first assignment is to Designate a Title for Jh1.

Dont forget to update your sigs ASAP...I will be glad when JH gets his ESoB sig in place...you too QT!!
 
Seashell said:
:lmao:

Jh1: You behave yourself, any funny-business on the side while you're chaufeuring, and you may find the locks on the door of the fort have been changed.. ;)
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But it's in my bedrooom.... :confused:

Ohwell. :o

There it is Smurfy, looks I can't be your Chaufeur...

Any other ideas?
 
sh4dowf4lcon said:
Permission from Seastone? Wow you are whipped, careful Seastone has "those boots" (the kind made for walking, and thats just what they'll do...one of these days those boots are gonna walk all over you!)

You are left with 2 choices it seems JH:

#1) Assistant to the Duchess of Bors
#2) Assistant to the Assistant of the Treasurer Bor
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Don't try and be giving away my job #2 there Bor, ya better recognize yo!! ;)
 
superqt4u2nv said:


JH1 ESob title

Official Wiping Boy to the Assistant Treasurer.
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Wiping boy? Do you mean Whipping boy?

I ain't wiping nobody... even Seashell....
 
From Zero said:
I think jh should be the "unBor of the Elite Society of Bors."
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I agree, QT, we have some suggestions, Short Bor or Unbor.

I dont know about wiping bor? as in wipe ass ? lol

Or Seashells Whipped Bor?

We need a sig here folks, lets get a final answer...
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Seashells Whipped Bor I approve this I thought for sure he would wipe her ass.
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I take 'Seashells Whipped Bor'

the wiping title though... naw... I join the ESoC if I have to, but I ain't taking no title involving 'Wiping' anyone...
 
2 things QT - Please see other ESoB sigs you are missing the most important past!! "Elite Society of Bors"!

So he is Seashell's Whipped Bor?

Please put the title in your sig and remove that other garble!!

"Seashells Whipped Bor
Elite Society of Bors"

"Official Title Designation Bor
Elite Society of Bors"

Please correct your sigs immediately!!

Thanks!!
 
sh4dowf4lcon said:
2 things QT - Please see other ESoB sigs you are missing the most important past!! "Elite Society of Bors"!

Please correct your sigs immediately!!

Thanks!!
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How do I make it blue and ital like yours? No wait I want it pink!
Shadow I love that qoute please let me keep it.
 
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