Escaping the Atlanta PD....

[gymtime]

Apparently, the Atlanta Police Department is testing out Dean Kamen's fabled "Human Transporters"....

"Purse-snatchers beware: Atlanta police are riding shiny new $9,000 scooters — and it will take at least a brisk jog to get away from them." (AP)

 

[danielson]

plan: steal somenes purse, police will have to ditch segways to chase, then have friend steal segways and ditch purse

 

[AAP]

hell no matter what they use, they are going to have to dismount to cuff you. Wait for that bitch to dismount and then hit him with a sucker punch POW - his ass won't be chasing you for long.

The most effective way to avoid the APD is to act like Cynthia McKinney or Ralph Abernathy. They seem to be above the law and morals of common people.

 

[gymtime]

At least now elderly crooks will finally be at less of a disadvantage. I can see it now:

"Atlanta PD vs Shady Pines Convalescent in................Rascal Races 2002!!!!"

 

[AAP]

I can't wait for Segways to become available to the public. Then we will have Extreme Sports Segway on tv.

 

[the nature boy]

I wonder if we're ever gonna see Dennis Franz's fat ass riding one of those things on NYPD Blue. I know my main man William Shattner could have used one on TJ Hooker.

 

[danielson]

I wonder if we're ever gonna see Dennis Franz's fat ass riding one of those things on NYPD Blue. I know my main man William Shattner could have used one on TJ Hooker.

fuck that, TJ would go on foot and send that other guy whos banging farrah on the segway

 

[dballer]

What would they chase you for???

Atlanta cops are known for not giving a shit.

 

[Wynn]

WTF?

LAZY.

Top speed: 15mph.
Cost: $9000

A bicycle is a lot cheaper, keeps the cop in shape, and goes faster than that. I can outrun those things and I am out of shape!

 

[Crazier]

Damn. I thought we were all in for a story!!!
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[b fold the truth]

What would they chase you for???

Atlanta cops are known for not giving a shit.

Is that why you live there?



B True

 

[Frackal]

What's next, fucking limosuine patrol cars with wetbar and satellite television????