Encountered the Ultimate Cockblock last night.

[flex123]

I serious hate cock blockers. Especially ones I don'ty know, but have a bullshit story to get you out of the picture.

Last night this amazing blond comes over to me and grabs me to goto the dance floor. I was having an important conversation so I told went to tell her to give me a second. The chick just turned away and seemed mad cause she thought I turned her down. Well after my conversation with my friend I went over to tell her that I was just telling her to give me a second. Well right as I say it to her she says "No english" and shakes her head. She only spoke Polish, so I danced with her for awhile and had to have her friend who spoke some english translate for me. This no english thing tuned me on a lot.

Anyways back to the cockblocker. So Sometime during the night this guy comes over to me and tells me not to take myself to far and maybe back off from the lady, because he "said" it was his cousin.

I respected what he said and said if he wanted I'd back off, if he didn't want me around his cousin.

Well right after the conversation with this guy I goto the bathroom. When I get back I see this shitbag trying to dance up on her and everything. So I'm telling one of my girlfriends about what the guy said and he must have overheard me from across the room. He yelled to me "I'm standing right here buddy".

To avoid getting into a scuffle witrh the guy I jusy yelled back "yeah and your a lying prick". and walked away.

Sorry for the long story but I'm just never experienced someone I didn't know lying to me trying to get me away from some girl they wanted.

Whatever the chick came looking for me in the place later on.

Please feel free to express your "CockBlocker" encounters.

 

[HS Lifter]

PWNED

 

[magman1]

thats just playing the game brotha...you got beat at it! i consider cockblocking a chicks friend just getting in the fuckin way!

 

[Burning_Inside]

Dude, I would have charged that fucker and speared him. This is why I do not go to clubs. Well, reason number 109396696.. I swear i'd be in jail. I have no tolerance for people's kiddie bullshit, males or females.

 

[Crazy Ivan]

Bor, u got owned bad. If I was in your place I'd come up behind him while he was dancing and choke him out or break one of his knees so he can't dance no more for a while. Right after that I'd get the chicks number and bounce before cops get there.

 

[The Terminator]

Bor, u got owned bad. If I was in your place I'd come up behind him while he was dancing and choke him out or break one of his knees so he can't dance no more for a while. Right after that I'd get the chicks number and bounce before cops get there.

Yeah that, or do what I always recommend...Just walk up and shoot him in the face...that'll get attention

 

[anabolicmd]

Bor, u got owned bad. If I was in your place I'd come up behind him while he was dancing and choke him out or break one of his knees so he can't dance no more for a while. Right after that I'd get the chicks number and bounce before cops get there.

If you talk to the mods or EFSam, you could change your nick to "mongolian gypsy bastard".

 

[Crazy Ivan]

If you talk to the mods or EFSam, you could change your nick to "mongolian gypsy bastard".

I have tried. I even offered EF Sam a bouqet of flowers delivered if she makes an exception for me, because I am not platinum she won't change my name.

However, if you are serious about this then you could sponsor a month-only plat. membership and then cancel it after i change the hangle.

 

[anabolicmd]

I have tried. I even offered EF Sam a bouqet of flowers delivered if she makes an exception for me, because I am not platinum she won't change my name.

However, if you are serious about this then you could sponsor a month-only plat. membership and then cancel it after i change the hangle.

looks like I whipped your ass into speaking some good english for a change...good for you.

 

[gonelifting]

Put butter in his shoes.

Even If it was his cousin. So his cousin can`t dance with guys? That SHE approaches? wtf?

 

[sk*]

Umm yea, this would piss me off.

-sk

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Wait, so some guy you don't know, or give a rats ass about told you she was his cousin, and you let that stop you? So, you only fuck girls who don't have any cousins? I'm a bit confused. It sounds like you cockblocked yourself.

 

[The Terminator]

If I dance like that with my cousin does that make me wrong...

 

[sk*]

If I dance like that with my cousin does that make me wrong...

If your cousin is Brittney, than no.

-sk

 

[Crazy Ivan]

looks like I whipped your ass into speaking some good english for a change...good for you.

It is only when you think that the matter is so then you find out that it is in reality not what you think you thought but , rather, in extreme cases of such - " it" is on a writable surface caused by malfanctioning brown-stained mattress!

 

[The Terminator]

If your cousin is Brittney, than no.

-sk

How about if she looks like her..

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

Wait, so some guy you don't know, or give a rats ass about told you she was his cousin, and you let that stop you? So, you only fuck girls who don't have any cousins? I'm a bit confused. It sounds like you cockblocked yourself.

 

[OMEGA]

I have been cockblocked my self as well

I had this little blond nibbling out of my hand sitting on my lap, and wanting to leave with me to go witrh me


whats funny is that night all eyes were on me, other girls were digging me as well,

it was just one of those nights when your are really "on"

any way this guy comes out publically while I am leaving with her, and says he is her freind and she is way to drunk.

so any way normally this guy would have hand my hand palm his face into the gazebo pole we were standing by,

but when he said it all 100 pairs of eyes or so turned on us at this party , even the crikets stopped chirpping.

apparantley this guy was trying to protect his freind, so he saw me as this who a predatory opportinist even though she really wanted to go with me.

but non the less i calmley said "well next time, I normlly would not listen you dude , but if you really think she is in a comprimised state, then so be it, there is always a next time"

that will never happen again on my watch!


fucking asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!