Let me give you some friendly advice. 1st, You being a nurse is not relavent, your medical knowledge is but you might not go across the whole board proclaiming that you are a nurse. You worked to hard for your license, so think before you speak. 2nd, Keep some ibuprofen and maalox and simethicone on hand, generally speaking this will probably take care of your symptoms. 3rd, The dosages that an MD uses and the dosages that we use are two totally different. You're not gonna give a trauma pt. or a dialysis pt. or any other type of pt for that matter the dosages of test and deca you are taking. 4th, Probably you are not going to find the type of sides that you may be exhibiting in a PDR or a Nursing Drug Handbook because of the high dosages that are being used. your not going to find dosages like that in those books.