Emergency Xmas Dilemma

[musclebrains]

So, I'm heading out to do some Xmas shopping and....I have to buy my partner's father a gift. He has Alzheimer's and is coming to visit for three days. Somebody please put me in a coma. WTF do you get an Alzheimer's patient for Christmas? The mind reels.

smalls, can I come spend Xmas with you and your delightful mum?

 

[HappyScrappy]

pancakes

 

[musclebrains]

pancakes

pancakes??

I was thinking maybe one sock.

 

[MrMuscle]

just tel him you allready gave him his present

 

[musclebrains]

just tel him you allready gave him his present

Brilliant!!!! And cost-cutting!!

Unfortunately other people will be present to call me on the lie.

 

[spentagn]

just tel him you allready gave him his present

Now that's some funny shiat.

 

[HappyScrappy]

my grandmother has it.
she gets lost a lot and keeps running her car over curbs and falls a lot.
so that's why I say pancakes

 

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[RyanH]

just tel him you allready gave him his present

pretty clever.

good luck MB.

 

[danielson]

socks