Elite WOMEN everywhere be on the look out!!!

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

lol.....The Big Buck Tour...I'll sell tickets Are we talking Grey Hound bus, Volkswagan bus, or the "little yellow bus"you used to ride to school in ?

 

[Big Buck]

I'm talking about a tour bus...w/ all the comforts of home!!!! The short yellow bus I rode to school wasn't very comfortable...it may have not been the bus though...might have been that damn helmet they made me wear so I wouldn't hurt myself....

 

[Body]

What about the gimp muzzle they would make you wear so you couldn't lick the window.

 

[HelenSL]

I'm contemplating buying a tour bus. Painting "Big Buck is a sexual God" on the side and touring the country....making house calls to all the fine elite women, and make their quivering bodies reach the highest level of exstacy.

Sounds like i'm safe because i'm so annoying!!! LOL

I won't bother takin' any precautions then...I'll just wave as you drive on by

helen

 

[Big Buck]

Back seat of Big Buck's bus
That's where he swing's an episode

LOL...actually, I own a Jeep...so the orginal song works good!!!!

 

[Dlady27]

BUCKY... I think you need to just go out and buy the Oscar Myer Weiner Hotdog Van~ this way us ladies will see you coming! LMAO!!!

 

[TheSalami]

Re: Re: Elite WOMEN everywhere be on the look out!!!

Sounds like i'm safe because i'm so annoying!!! LOL

I won't bother takin' any precautions then...I'll just wave as you drive on by

helen

nah, id fuck an annoying girl. your safe because your so fucking ugly.

 

[Big Buck]

Re: Re: Re: Elite WOMEN everywhere be on the look out!!!

nah, id fuck an annoying girl. your safe because your so fucking ugly.

Yeap, I concur.

 

[Body]

Annoying girls are great because you don't even feel al ittle guilty when you never talk to them again after you drop your Lobster Sauce all over their back.

 

[Big Buck]

Everyone make sure they have their tetanus vaccines both before and after Buck rolls into town. A good old fashioned colonoscopy probably wouldn't hurt either.

yeap, better safe than sorry!!! I'm a WILD SEXUAL ROBOT from the future sent here to pleasure the women of the present.