Elevators

[Irie]

During the work week I use the service of an elevator many times. My question is this: Do any of you, when by yourself on an elevator act in such a way that you probably would not let even your closest friends and family see you. For example, I'll dance, sing, dance and sing, going from side to side, front to back, angles, whatever, but not just goofing off type dancing and singing, but some really out of this world shit type dancing and singing, making up crazy songs, singing in tones that most have never heard, antics that make you question your sanity.

I can't be the only person, if so, then so be it.

I'm editing to add that this type of behavior is probably more common amongst folks who are involved in a lot of elevator usage.

 

[plornive]

I look at the reflection of my face and make some pretty extreme expressions... usually what I would like to act like in front of others, but can't. I also do some pretty wierd dancing and sometimes actually scream... I also look at people I am in the elevator with... which probably bothers them. I use an elevator about 10-15 times per day.

 

[HumorMe]

Uhm......no.

 

[WODIN]

You know all elevators have security cams in them don't you?

Oh and yeah I get stupid in 'vators.

 

[Irie]

You know all elevators have security cams in them don't you?

Then they have some great footage of me.

 

[gonelifting]

Did you know...

If you took the stairs instead of the elevator every day for 20 years, You would increase your life by a year and a half.

The only problem is it would take you about 1.5 years to go up those stairs if you added them all together. So you better just be comfortable and stay in the elevator.

I never do crazy stuff on the elevator.

 

[vixenbabe]

How many floors are we talking about here?

Love in the elevator..Going down?

 

[from zero]

I scratch my ass.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

empty elevators and ATMs with nobody around - I do the similar things - all in the hopes of making a brighter day for anyone reviewing the security camera tapes.

usually it is just a little dance - the ATM version is called "The Money Dance" because I sing "gimme gimme gimme da monaayyy, gimmee gimme gimme da cash" over and over while doing my dance.
The best part is that it pretty much always works - it gives me the money.

In elevators I'll usually talk to myself as the voices in my head. For a long time they were Indian, but now as of late they seem to be drunken Englishmen.

 

[jerkbox]

i like to whip out my weinerd, and flap it around....

 

[strangebrew]

I usually put my hands in my pants and grab my balls. I hold this position until the elevator door begins to open. I then practice pulling my hands out as fast as I can without being seen by anyone getting on. I've been caught a few times but I usually play it cool, shake their hand, give em a pat on the cheek and walk away.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

Do a search for N number of things to do on an elevator. Hilarity ensues.

"I've got new socks on."

 

[mordy]

Do a search for N number of things to do on an elevator. Hilarity ensues.

"I've got new socks on."

Rub your wang allover the buttons

 

[Dial_tone]

I fart in elevators, luckily mine usually don't stink so I'm not often busted when the door opens.

 

[strangebrew]

I fart in elevators, luckily mine usually don't stink so I'm not often busted when the door opens.

someones not getting enough protein!

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

How many floors are we talking about here?

Love in the elevator..Going down?

Why do I love this response? I dunno either, but I do.
I wish I could have a loooonnnng elevator ride with my wife, sounds exciting...

*note to self # 324354* Find elevator to do things in with wife.

 

[The Shadow]

lol

I am the same in the Mens washroom.....

 

[vansmack2000]

the real question should be at how many floors is a elevator justified? Assuming no handicaps, if you take the elevator for less than 3 floors up or down, empty handed, you need your ass beat. I just get pissed at work when people take the elevator down 1 or 2 levels!