El Kabong

[superqt4u2nv]

I bet you could do some damage with this bad boy!

 

[Paulo]

Naw she would prolly just spend all day figuring out how to cook it.

 

[BileStew]

Naw she would prolly just spend all day figuring out how to cook it.

I hope she doesn't plan on incorporating garlic into the recipe...

 

[Seashell]

I hat you all.


Except Sqt...


I could jab a good hole in someone with that badboy..

 

[Paulo]

I hope she doesn't plan on incorporating garlic into the recipe...

I sure hope not either, after all, she wouldn't know the difference between a clove of garlic and a golf ball.

 

[from zero]

But can you deadlift it?

 

[ChefWide]

Jabbing? Holes?

For the love of gaaad, Guitarswingingsaucychick!

 

[The_Ghost]

Naw she would prolly just spend all day figuring out how to cook it.

you assuming she knows how to cook!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Shelly you could make a mean dude kabob with that suckers front end!

*HINT* *HINT*

 

[ChefWide]

Shelly you could make a mean dude kabob with that suckers front end!

*HINT* *HINT*

Thanks. That's sweet. But I don't do guys.

 

[The_Ghost]

Shelly you could make a mean dude kabob with that suckers front end!

*HINT* *HINT*

GET the SARS!!!!!

 

[powerslave]

But can you deadlift it?

Better yet, zercher that sum bitch!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

GET the SARS!!!!!

 

[Seashell]

Shelly you could make a mean dude kabob with that suckers front end!

*HINT* *HINT*

lol!

So far we've got Paulo, Romostew, Bigdawgmo, and Zorro squewered on there.. tightly packed.. that's how they like it.. with some garlic cloves ofcourse for a little zest.

 

[The_Ghost]

hey quit using my own material against me LOL.

 

[The_Ghost]

lol!

So far we've got Paulo, Romostew, Bigdawgmo, and Zorro squewered on there.. tightly packed.. that's how they like it.. with some garlic cloves ofcourse for a little zest.

Thats just nasty

 

[Buddy_Christ]

whew, glad i'm not being squewered. i'd hate to be mashed inbetween those guys.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

hey quit using my own material against me LOL.

Pardon? Who provided you with the source for said material?
I this one Shelly and I kick your ass!

 

[Seashell]

whew, glad i'm not being squewered. i'd hate to be mashed inbetween those guys.

They like it.

Dawgmo and Romostew both pm'd me to specifically request being in the middle..

 

[bluepeter]

They like it.

Dawgmo and Romostew both pm'd me to specifically request being in the middle..

Just wait till FZ and Porkbox get here. Homoeroticism personified.....

 

[The_Ghost]

They like it.

Dawgmo and Romostew both pm'd me to specifically request being in the middle..

you know what pretty young lady

 

[superqt4u2nv]

you know what pretty young lady

Dawgy you need some more fiber eh?

 

[The_Ghost]

Dawgy you need some more fiber eh?

says who!!!!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

 

[Paulo]

Hey you two, take your geigh smiley wars to a new thread, this one is specifically for making fun of hatshell. In case you didn't notice.

 

[The_Ghost]

i hat you lol.

 

[BileStew]

i hat you lol.

It's HATE you Canadian illiterates.. Hate with an E.

Capiche'?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Hey you two, take your geigh smiley wars to a new thread, this one is specifically for making fun of hatshell. In case you didn't notice.

Listen here Vin Paulo my thread I make the rules don't make me kick your not so jacked butt!

 

[The Shadow]

..not so jacked


lmao

 

[superqt4u2nv]

It's HATE you Canadian illiterates.. Hate with an E.

Capiche'?

EH WTF is your problem?

 

[bluepeter]

It's HATE you Canadian illiterates.. Hate with an E.

Capiche'?

The capital H in the second use of the word hate should not be capitalized you grade school educated American. It is not a new sentence but the continuation of the initial thought

 

[BileStew]

The capital H in the second use of the word hate should not be capitalized you grade school educated American. It is not a new sentence but the continuation of the initial thought

Can I lie and say I was pausing inbetween rages?

And QT, what's my problem..eh? No problem, eh? Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.

Just goofing on you dorkette.

 

[The Shadow]

...notice the "e" on dorkett"e".


lol

 

[The_Ghost]

It's HATE you Canadian illiterates.. Hate with an E.

Capiche'?

I will hold off commenting for the moment

 

[BileStew]

I will hold off commenting for the moment

Wow, that's a first.

heh

 

[Seashell]

So much love on this thread..

 

[BileStew]

So much love on this thread..

Oh shush!!

 

[ChefWide]

... so they lowered his I.Q. to 25. When he came out they asked him if he was all right but all he could say was "Quoi?"

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

ha you canadians will all kill eachother eventually.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

And QT, what's my problem..eh? No problem, eh? Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.

Just goofing on you dorkette.

Put a sock in it EH!

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

ive seen fire, and ive seen rain...

 

[bluepeter]

ha you canadians will all kill eachother eventually.

So Juicedcocknut, how is the habitual sodomizing of dead chickens problem going? Making any progress?

 

[L_Seven]

 

[Paulo]

ive seen fire, and ive seen rain...

I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

So Juicedcocknut, how is the habitual sodomizing of dead chickens problem going? Making any progress?

woman, i aint got time for this. dubya 04

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end.

ive seen lonely times...

 

[The_Ghost]

I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend

 

[BileStew]

I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend

Well d'uh!!

You're under 33cm's (notice the usage of the metric system yet again) of snow!!

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend

dawgy you werent invited to the james taylor singalong. after 3 cosmos youd be in your canoe in the middle of the campfire singing that song.

 

[bluepeter]

woman, i aint got time for this. dubya 04

Ah, I see. You're visualizing all creatures as women so at to justify your abhorrent activities with dead farm animals. Well, it's a start!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

@ JP and the JT sing along.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Ah, I see. You're visualizing all creatures as women so at to justify your abhorrent activities with dead farm animals. Well, it's a start!

look i like young canadian boys more than anything else. get it right.


thanks.

 

[bluepeter]

look i like young canadian boys more than anything else. get it right.


thanks.

At least you stopped fellating goats and raping gonorrhea-infected rabbits

 

[The_Ghost]

dawgy you werent invited to the james taylor singalong. after 3 cosmos youd be in your canoe in the middle of the campfire singing that song.

listen flyweight; you will wake up after passing out and I will still be sitting by the fire suckin back the whisky and cokes.

 

[BileStew]

whisky and cokes.

Translation for those playing at home: Banana daquiri's and Fuzzy navels.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

At least you stopped fellating goats and raping gonorrhea-infected rabbits

those rabbits are too fast and fertile

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

listen flyweight; you will wake up after passing out and I will still be sitting by the fire suckin back the whisky and cokes.

as long as i pass out with qt on one side and seatuna on the other side you can suck down the whiskey and coke (bwwaahahahahahaha, drinking real drinks, not in a million years, eh!)

 

[The_Ghost]

Translation for those playing at home: Banana daquiri's and Fuzzy navels.

I shouldn't post this but I figured you would get a laugh out of it.

This was sent by a friend for my as my drinking horospcope. See the trademarks, dammit I hate it and its sooo not true!!!!! LOL

LEO
>
>
>
>
>
>Drinking style
>
>
>
>Leo likes to drink and dance -- they're often fabulous dancers, and usually
>pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding dignity and turning
>kittenish. Of course, they're quite aware they're darling -- Leos will be
>Leos, after all. They generally know their limit, probably because they
>loathe losing self-control. When they get over-refreshed, expect flirting
>to ensue -- and perhaps not with the one what brung them. But Leo's not the
>type to break rules even when drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder,
>Cancer) and expect a sheepish Lion to make it up to you the next day.
>
>Trademark cocktails
>Leos like flashy drinks, be they complicated tropical concoctions festooned
>with umbrellas, like a Bahama mama or the more common strawberry daiquiri
>or mai tai. Indeed, they often have a taste for the fruity -- try a
>screwdriver, or add an extra cherry to the next Manhattan. Their sense of
>drama lends itself to a kir royale, of course.
>
>Drinking buddies
>Ben Affleck, Gillian Anderson, Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, Jennifer
>Lopez, Madonna, Debra Messing, Kevin Spacey, Martha Stewart, Andy Warhol
>

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I shouldn't post this but I figured you would get a laugh out of it.

This was sent by a friend for my as my drinking horospcope. See the trademarks, dammit I hate it and its sooo not true!!!!! LOL

Sugarplum we the same sign and it so is true you your girly drinks just admit it and move on!

You're under 33cm's (notice the usage of Celcius yet again) of snow!!

Homostew cm's is centimeters you ignorant Yankee!

 

[BileStew]

>Drinking buddies
>Ben Affleck, Gillian Anderson, Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, Jennifer
>Lopez, Madonna, Debra Messing, Kevin Spacey, Martha Stewart, Andy Warhol
>

Hey, it's not that bad. Look at it this way, Ben Affleck can sell the ring he bought FatAss-Lo to buy you all the Daquiri's you want, Clinton will serenade you with his clarinet while Lewinsky plays yours. During this time, Madonna will rest her cone bra-tits on your bald head while Martha Stewart is giving you stocks tips and at the same time you can do torpedo bong hits with Andy Warhol all in the confines of Studio 54.

Just be lucky R. Kelly wasn't one of the ones listed as a drinking buddy.

 

[The_Ghost]

Hey, it's not that bad. Look at it this way, Ben Affleck can sell the ring he bought FatAss-Lo to buy you all the Daquiri's you want, Clinton will serenade you with his clarinet while Lewinsky plays yours. During this time, Madonna will rest her cone bra-tits on your bald head while Martha Stewart is giving you stocks tips and at the same time you can do torpedo bong hits with Andy Warhol all in the confines of Studio 54.

Just be lucky R. Kelly wasn't one of the ones listed as a drinking buddy.

Good ole Bile, the cup is always half full with him

 

[bluepeter]

Just be lucky R. Kelly wasn't one of the ones listed as a drinking buddy.

or Juicedshitheel

 

[Paulo]

Indeed, they often have a taste for the fruity

I couldn't have said it better myself.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

or Juicedshitheel

listen here dongdischarge i can drink more monkey piss* than your whole klan of leaf nation homos





*canadian beer

 

[bluepeter]

listen here dongdischarge i can drink more monkey piss* than your whole klan of leaf nation homos





*canadian beer

You'd pass out after 2 Canadian beers brother. We don't do the 50% water, 50% beer thing up here

P.S. Leafs suck

 

[The_Ghost]

listen here dongdischarge i can drink more monkey piss* than your whole klan of leaf nation homos



*canadian beer

now I know you are full of shit LOL.

But you are welcome to take a shot at my title

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

now I know you are full of shit LOL.

But you are welcome to take a shot at my title

ha! no way! i will forever be trogdor the karminator.