Ejaculator..My dog can beat up your dog!

Heavy Duty · Apr 3, 2004

Carefull now..Don't let the mild exterior and polite disposition fool you. Her name is "Sprite" and she's a thunderous 5 pounds of pure Maltese terror.

IhateOsama · Apr 3, 2004

Good thing your joking.

jh1 · Apr 3, 2004

My dog weighs almost 14 pounds... it's a pretty big Yorkie. Not a tough bone in his body though... he's nothing but love.

You gonna put your dog on any cycles? I'm thinking some Fina will get your dog Jacked... whadda think?

Heavy Duty · Apr 3, 2004

She tries to eat my anadrol all the time. I have to be carefull about not leaving anything around cuz her and my other pup eat anything they find. I have to consistently pull carpet fuzz out of their mouths.

jerkbox · Apr 3, 2004

those ain't dogs.....those are insects.... :lmao:

gymrat · Apr 3, 2004

My dog will sooo kick your dogs ass

jerkbox · Apr 4, 2004

gymrat said:
My dog will sooo kick your dogs ass

cool dog.....i saw 2 boxers walkin around philly tonight. they are pretty popular round here

beachdog · Apr 4, 2004

i tried to attach my dog's pic but its too large to upload.
it's a maltese too :chomp:

PHATchik · Apr 4, 2004

I've never said this before, but this is just an absolutely adorable thread. lol.

big4life · Apr 4, 2004

My two will kick all of your dog's butts.

starfish · Apr 4, 2004

big4life said:
My two will kick all of your dog's butts.

Those are mops

jerkbox · Apr 4, 2004

i want one of these bad boys

big4life · Apr 4, 2004

starfish said:
Those are mops

Yeah, but they are bad mops. :goof:

PHATchik · Apr 5, 2004

http://www.bullymag.com/5.15.03/daschund.gif

Here's my dog of choice that I want to have one day. Well, minus the cowboy outfit. I've wanted one for a while now, but I haven't been able to get one.

jerkbox · Apr 5, 2004

PHATchik said:
http://www.bullymag.com/5.15.03/daschund.gif

Here's my dog of choice that I want to have one day. Well, minus the cowboy outfit. I've wanted one for a while now, but I haven't been able to get one.

lol....weinerdog

Turd Ferguson · Apr 5, 2004

jerkbox said:
i want one of these bad boys

Dane's are a great breed. They just don't last long though :worried:

http://www.corral.net/photopost/showphoto.php?photo=9171&papass=&sort=1&thecat=500

This dog has corn in his crap bigger than all your dogs. And he can bite your arm in half! I was talking to a guy about home defense and I told him that I have a GSD. He said all a intruder would need is a gun to take a dog out.

I said thats why you get two. Even if you shoot one the second one would get cha! :chomp:

jerkbox · Apr 5, 2004

Turd Ferguson said:
Dane's are a great breed. They just don't last long though

http://www.corral.net/photopost/showphoto.php?photo=9171&papass=&sort=1&thecat=500

This dog has corn in his crap bigger than all your dogs. And he can bite your arm in half! I was talking to a guy about home defense and I told him that I have a GSD. He said all a intruder would need is a gun to take a dog out.

I said thats why you get two. Even if you shoot one the second one would get cha!

yeah, i'd like a pair of Danes....

and I'd like to do that Shutzhund training too

jh1 · Apr 5, 2004

Turd Ferguson said:
Dane's are a great breed. They just don't last long though

http://www.corral.net/photopost/showphoto.php?photo=9171&papass=&sort=1&thecat=500

This dog has corn in his crap bigger than all your dogs. And he can bite your arm in half! I was talking to a guy about home defense and I told him that I have a GSD. He said all a intruder would need is a gun to take a dog out.

I said thats why you get two. Even if you shoot one the second one would get cha!

LOL... a gun?

I all I need is 3 pounds of ground beef and 1 box of rat poison....

I'll kill both your dogs.

Turd Ferguson · Apr 5, 2004

jerkbox said:
yeah, i'd like a pair of Danes....

and I'd like to do that Shutzhund training too

I was a little scared to train him to bite because of the baby being around. But really if he does bite you want him to have a command to let go! The only thing that scares me is that sometimes he will try and get a bite on my arm if I'm running and playing with him. Its good that he instinctively goes for the arm but you only want him to do it when commanded. Not playing. So it sucks to correct him when hes just having fun.

That is why I won't test him on Shutzhund II. It's all the protection stuff. Blind search, bite and release etc... It's also A LOT of work. I've trained with him for 2 years on obedience alone.

jerkbox · Apr 5, 2004

Turd Ferguson said:
I was a little scared to train him to bite because of the baby being around. But really if he does bite you want him to have a command to let go! The only thing that scares me is that sometimes he will try and get a bite on my arm if I'm running and playing with him. Its good that he instinctively goes for the arm but you only want him to do it when commanded. Not playing. So it sucks to correct him when hes just having fun.

That is why I won't test him on Shutzhund II. It's all the protection stuff. Blind search, bite and release etc... It's also A LOT of work. I've trained with him for 2 years on obedience alone.

are all the commands in German?

Becoming · Apr 5, 2004

jerkbox said:
i want one of these bad boys

This is probably the only thing I will admit to agreeing with you on....

Otherwise this thread reeks of homosexual escapades....

Turd Ferguson · Apr 5, 2004

jerkbox said:
are all the commands in German?

You can do it either way. Some people train in german because they don't want anyone being able to give their dogs command. I train with american commands except for the bite and release command. Some people train in French, Chech. etc.

I use:

Heal = Fuss in German
Sit = Sitz in German
Down = Platz
bite = Packen
release = Auss
speak = giblaut
Here - Hier I use Front

Its all a matter of personal preference. If I had it all to do again, I do it all in German.

jerkbox · Apr 5, 2004

Turd Ferguson said:
You can do it either way. Some people train in german because they don't want anyone being able to give their dogs command. I train with american commands except for the bite and release command. Some people train in French, Chech. etc.

I use:

Heal = Fuss in German
Sit = Sitz in German
Down = Platz
bite = Packen
release = Auss
speak = giblaut
Here - Hier I use Front

Its all a matter of personal preference. If I had it all to do again, I do it all in German.

pffttt...French.....dog might run and get you a croissant....

that's cool man...i'd love to do that. i bet it's a lot of work.....but, if i'm gonna have a dog, he would have to be impeccably trained....I can't stand delinquent animals.....or maybe I should say the delinquents who own them and don't train them right.....

sheperds are awesome dogs too

PHATchik · Apr 5, 2004

jerkbox said:
lol....weinerdog

I'm going to name him Ballpark. No joke either. Yes, I'm a dork.

Y_lifter · Apr 5, 2004

KIKI knows KOKO....

http://www.elitefitness.com/members/ylifter/P1010025smallfixed.jpg

beachdog · Apr 12, 2004

This is my little boy... :heart:

jh1 · Apr 12, 2004

This is my dog... this used to be my avatar, but I changed it to the Kitty Licker for awhile.

jerkbox · Apr 12, 2004

The Ejaculator said:
This is my dog... this used to be my avatar, but I changed it to the Kitty Licker for awhile.

my cat would own your dog, and steal his sweater

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