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EFAOFO Terror Alert: upgraded to level Orange

bran987

bran987

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There are multiple forces working at this very moment attempting to undermine the reputation of our organization. Just like the government, I am not sure how they are planning it or why or when anything could happen or who I'm fighting or what the current time & date is. But I'm upgrading from Yellow to Orange because something is going on here. If I sense further danger I will arbitrarily raise the color to a Code Red.
 
what exactly is the cause for alarm?
we should platty bomb the offender, no more of this nice guy shit.
action, bran, we must take. let us find a lamb to slay as a warning to the other flamers
 
Do you need a thug for hire. :Chef: :tuc:
 
nycgirl said:
Is this an internal or external threat?
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you tell me!

unfortunately one of the threats is immune. in other news, carmen, the former carmen or whatever form she has or hasn't taken, is out!
 
bran987 said:
you tell me!

unfortunately one of the threats is immune. in other news, carmen, the former carmen or whatever form she has or hasn't taken, is out!
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really? i always liked her...but the show must roll on...maybe we should platty bomb her into submission...it would make an excellent target for the public to see.
 
KillahBee said:
Enforcer and Mod reporting for duty. The power of the clam is strong and fertile.
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We wait from orders from our leader. I would like to see bran take a more aggressive approach to the scourge of e-flirting
 
bran987 said:
you tell me!

unfortunately one of the threats is immune. in other news, carmen, the former carmen or whatever form she has or hasn't taken, is out!
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It doesn't involve me. My post avg. is dropping every day.

By immune, do you mean one of your generals is guilty? Or could it be your co-founder (I noticed some suspicious activity last night)?
 
nycgirl said:
It doesn't involve me. My post avg. is dropping every day.

By immune, do you mean one of your generals is guilty? Or could it be your co-founder (I noticed some suspicious activity last night)?
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no no, my executives are stalwarts. lol are you calling out cofounderbor ?
 
nycgirl said:
It doesn't involve me. My post avg. is dropping every day.

By immune, do you mean one of your generals is guilty? Or could it be your co-founder (I noticed some suspicious activity last night)?
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awitty??? prove your accusations with links
 
nycgirl said:
I didn't accuse him of anything. Just notice something odd. That's is all. I'm sure it is nothing.
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it's OK you can post it, it will be fun to give him shit about it.
 
bran987 said:
it's OK you can post it, it will be fun to give him shit about it.
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:lmao: Oh, no. As a newbie I definitely know my place in this organization. :verygood: He showed his sensitive side on the board last night. It was touching. Shocking, but touching. :heart:

Now, what is the actual threat?
 
NJjuice22 said:
i like killah's little red slippers. my friend has those sneakers..they are hideous.
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they are track sneakers and cost me about $25. I use them for strongman training in the dirt / grass.
 
Raina said:
Can I join?
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lol, no doubt that would be our crowning achievement, a girl who could fend off no less than 275 e-flirt attempts per day, you'd be our own friggin' eddie belfour. but alas, this cannot be.
 
stilleto said:
i'm in too.
i hate flirting. unless its with me and not from bran again.
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you can't just be in sweet tits, you have to petition. highly unlikely that you would be accepted, i do believe their is some serious e-flirting in your past
 
Gambino said:
you can't just be in sweet tits, you have to petition. highly unlikely that you would be accepted, i do believe their is some serious e-flirting in your past
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branboy knows i'm not a flirter. he keeps trying anyway.
 
nycgirl said:
It doesn't involve me. My post avg. is dropping every day.

By immune, do you mean one of your generals is guilty? Or could it be your co-founder (I noticed some suspicious activity last night)?
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WTF are you talking about you scandalous woman????????

All I did last night was wreak HabitualHattention's plea for attention thread.
 
awittyusername said:
WTF are you talking about you scandalous woman????????

All I did last night was wreak HabitualHattention's plea for attention thread.
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How soon we forget. You don't post much, so you shouldn't have to go far when you review your posts to find what I'm talking about.

Opening up on a chat board, revealing the sensitive side of you. Interesting
 
nycgirl said:
How soon we forget. You don't post much, so you shouldn't have to go far when you review your posts to find what I'm talking about.

Opening up on a chat board - how very anti-KB of you.
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First, post the link.

Second, eat some chocolate.

Third, take some midol
 
I just reviewed several of awitty's recent posts, many from the HH thread in question. It is my belief that his intentions were pure and his goal was to intercept and attempt at blatant attention seeking which would, of course, lead directly into e-flirting.
 
KillahBee said:
I just reviewed several of awitty's recent posts, many from the HH thread in question. It is my belief that his intentions were pure and his goal was to intercept and attempt at blatant attention seeking which would, of course, lead directly into e-flirting.
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Thanks!! That means alot coming from The KB!
 
Denial doesn't look good on you. Anyway, I'm not talking about that thread.

I believe opening up and revealing you have a heart and the capability of developing feelings is one aap's first steps in his soon to be released e-book "Guide to E-Flirting. Volume I."
 
nycgirl said:
Denial doesn't look good on you. Anyway, I'm not talking about that thread.

I believe opening up and revealing you have a heart and the capability of developing feelings is one aap's first steps in his soon to be released e-book "Guide to E-Flirting. Volume I."
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Holy Shit????? WTF are you talking about????

Have you been sharing Kool Aid with Raina and Radar?
 
awittyusername said:
Holy Shit????? WTF are you talking about????

Have you been sharing Kool Aid with Raina and Radar?
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Um, no. That's okay. No need to settle this publicly. I don't want to be the one to knock you off your pedastal (lol).
 
awittyusername said:
I'm not on a pedestal. So, no sweat.

Now, post up the link!!!
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No need, Mr. Sensitivity.

Go through your post history (posted today at 2:35 am - Reply #32). I believe in aap's book that technique would be called "laying down the foundation."
 
nycgirl said:
No need, Mr. Sensitivity.

Go through your post history (posted today at 2:35 am - Reply #32). I believe in aap's book that technique would be called "laying down the foundation."
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Why is everything so difficult with girls. You could have just posted the link 45 min ago when I asked or 3 hrs ago when others asked. Now, I have to play your game and look it up. :rolleyes:
 
No need to get sensitive. I said it was something I noticed. I didn't accuse you of anything.

Gambino, when my ass doesn't look like I belong in a rap video, then maybe I will post up a thong shot.
 
nycgirl said:
Gambino, my ass is ready for any thong shots.
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so your ass is ready? is that what you are saying?
well then let's see it :)

awitty and i deserve it for our quality posts and dry wit
 
nycgirl said:
No need to get sensitive. I said it was something I noticed. I didn't accuse you of anything.

Gambino, my ass is ready for any thong shots.
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WTF? You did more than notice. And, I would hate to see if you did accuse me of something.

What do you mean your ass is ready for any thong shots. :lmao:
 
nycgirl said:
Gambino, when my ass doesn't look like I belong in a rap video, then maybe I will post up a thong shot.
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come on now, the rap video chics are slammin'...i see skinny ass everyday, i appreciate the athletic bubble anyday over the frail bony ass
 
hamstershaver said:
lol, midol jokes never get old
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lol. I think these chicks are going crazy again.

She is calling me out by insinuating I should be thrown out of the AOFO. Then, she accuses me of "being to sensitive" and "opening in up" (in an attempt to make me look bad infront of my friends) And, the best she could come up with is that....I don't lick ass to a random girl I would bangga. But, I would if she was a decent woman. (if such a creature exhisted)

I would hate to see how she would try to keep me down if she was my gf.
 
awittyusername said:
lol. I think these chicks are going crazy again.

She is calling me out by insinuating I should be thrown out of the AOFO. Then, she accuses me of "being to sensitive" and "opening in up" (in an attempt to make me look bad infront of my friends) And, the best she could come up with is that....I don't lick ass to a random girl I would bangga. But, I would if she was a decent woman. (if such a creature exhisted)

I would hate to see how she would try to keep me down if she was my gf.
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reminds me of the girls in elementary school, they pick on the boys they have crushes on, its quite obvious to me
 
bran987 said:
wha the hell happened in the past 2 pages? terrible to see members bickering like that lol
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having women in the ranks might be a cause of dissention among the members as sides are drawn.
we might have to make membership a bit more focused on gender, in order to remain a prominent EliteFitness.com group.
 
hamstershaver said:
reminds me of the girls in elementary school, they pick on the boys they have crushes on, its quite obvious to me
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Yes, she definately wants me to lick her ass.

Why do girls have to go through the drama of embarrassing me on the open board? Or, like in your case...Flirt with everything that has a cawk... To get what they want.

Why can't chicks just be honest and say. "I like you...do you want to hang out sometime" or "I like you...Will you stick you tounge in my ass?"
 
nycgirl said:
:lmao: :lmao:

This is too funny.
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I'm glad you think this is funny. You insuated I was flirting and should be thrown out of our great group. Then, you tried to bust me on a ass licking thread???

Now, you may have even created a rule change dealing with only males in the AOFO

Now, I know why you date wouldn't get your ass popcorn
 
Gambino said:
having women in the ranks might be a cause of dissention among the members as sides are drawn.
we might have to make membership a bit more focused on gender, in order to remain a prominent EliteFitness.com group.
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True. I definately don't want the group to become a catty group like the joke the Iron Angels turned into
 
awittyusername said:
True. I definately don't want the group to become a catty group like the joke the Iron Angels turned into
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A penis only group for sure...though we could possibly grandfather nyc girl in on account of her coolness, as long as she keeps in line.
 
We should actually create it and make it an official group....or was I hallucinating when I saw that option available?
 
Gambino said:
A penis only group for sure...though we could possibly grandfather nyc girl in on account of her coolness, as long as she keeps in line.
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I'm sorry for my role in this ugly incident tonight. But, I think nycgirl was out of line trying to bust me like that.
 
awittyusername said:
I'm sorry for my role in this ugly incident tonight. But, I think nycgirl was out of line trying to bust me like that.
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A thong shot though could rectify the situation and bring nyc girl back into the good graces of the org
 
Gambino said:
A penis only group for sure...though we could possibly grandfather nyc girl in on account of her coolness, as long as she keeps in line.
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I swear, I will behave.

I should have known better than to challenge the Co-founder of this org.
 
bran987 said:
There are multiple forces working at this very moment attempting to undermine the reputation of our organization. Just like the government, I am not sure how they are planning it or why or when anything could happen or who I'm fighting or what the current time & date is. But I'm upgrading from Yellow to Orange because something is going on here. If I sense further danger I will arbitrarily raise the color to a Code Red.
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i haven't been on in hours...yet somehow, i feel as though i'll get connected to this level orange alert. :rolleyes:
 
habitualhealth said:
i haven't been on in hours...yet somehow, i feel as though i'll get connected to this level orange alert. :rolleyes:
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See thats why we give you shit. You think everything that happens is some how related to you. The world revolves around your "before" ass.

Guess what...it doesn't!! We post here while you are gone and live our lives. GS doesn't shut the site down when your gone.
 
awittyusername said:
See thats why we give you shit. You think everything that happens is some how related to you. The world revolves around your "before" ass.
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No, you give me shit b/c you're too scared to lift your skirt, grab your balls and admit you like me.

awittyusername said:
Guess what...it doesn't!! We post here while you are gone and live our lives. GS doesn't shut the site down when your gone.
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Funny, that's not what the free lifetime plat coupon said. :whatever:


You tail my ass on this site more than most men do in a lifetime. :rolleyes: It's cute....really.....it is.
 
An icepick to the temple region should cure this online flirting bs. If that doesn't work, then in between bleeding, the flirter must read karma threads started by Sawa:rainbow: to help speed up the ultimate demise.
 
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