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Just walked in the door, and at 2:10 am (the time when local girls are suppost to booty call me on a friday night because they couldn't get the guy they wanted at the club) sure enough a women from this board calls me drunk (this happens alot, but the first time this one has done this) and passed out on me 5 minutes into the conversation.

BBF: You still awake?
Girl: Uhhhhhhm
BBF: Hey...I'm going to let you go...you have a good night ok? Hang up your phone!
Girl: uhhhhhhm
BBF: Sweet dreams and take care
Girl ummmhum

I'm going to stop giving my phone number out here. I'm getting too many calls from ya'll when your drunk.
 
Jenscat, it wasn't you. LoL You can call if you want though, but you better not be drunk.
 
No I am drunk, but I didn't call.....anyway I don't have long distance so I can't call....:(
 
No EF babes ever call me. I'm gonna start force feeding the Thick Chicks my number.
 
Dial_tone said:
No EF babes ever call me. I'm gonna start force feeding the Thick Chicks my number.
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Orb there is no way you don't get any of them on the phone with the booty shots and such. What are you doing wrong?
 
it's fear, bruh.......once you go black......LOL
 
Dial_tone said:
it's fear, bruh.......once you go black......LOL
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Yeah, that's what they say. They are afraid of your mandingo warrior, orb.
 
yes, my 4 inches of flesh fury will ruin them forever. lmao.
 
Dial_tone said:
yes, my 4 inches of flesh fury will ruin them forever. lmao.
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Well if you have 4" that dispells yet another racial myth...
 
I've been tryin to get jenscats5 to leave her husband all year.....no such luck.
 
it was not soklueles that called him, i fell asleep
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Yeah, that's what they say. They are afraid of your mandingo warrior, orb.
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yes, thats it. he frightens me.
lol
dt, i'll talk to you later.:)
 
I remember a couple of years ago i was gone from the board for a while. And in the middle of the night one day my brothers cell phone started ringing. And it was someone from the board, trying to get a hold of me, wated to know why i wasnt on the board.

the thing is, America and Norway aint on the same timezone. And i hadnt given my number out. So props to her for managing to actually hit the right family.
 
I've only talked to two EF guys drunk. One of them said my accent got a lot thicker and that it was a good thing. :)

Now I've posted that way a few times, but we won't count those. :verygood:
 
PHATchik said:
I've only talked to two EF guys drunk. One of them said my accent got a lot thicker and that it was a good thing. :)

Now I've posted that way a few times, but we won't count those. :verygood:
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Let me make that three. I think.
 
PHATchik said:
I've only talked to two EF guys drunk. One of them said my accent got a lot thicker and that it was a good thing. :)

Now I've posted that way a few times, but we won't count those. :verygood:
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Oh, you aren't getting out of it that easy...those drunken posts count, babe.
 
PHatchik, when you are drunk you type pretty slurred...its obvious... you aren't getting out of this that easily.
 
jenscats5 said:
What kind of accent do you have PhatChick?
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the most delicious southern accent you'll ever hear.
 
MrMuscle said:
the thing is, America and Norway aint on the same timezone.
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Not exactly something that an American would know.
 
chaos mage said:
I'd be hard-pressed not to make a Waffle House order
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She's so far into the boondocks I think you'd have to find a Huddle House instead.
 
Testosterone boy said:
He is the only brorb here.

Silly pigeon. :Pidge: :splat:
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Good point. Sorry Pidgeot, its the thought that counts though. I appreaciate the compliment.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Just walked in the door, and at 2:10 am (the time when local girls are suppost to booty call me on a friday night because they couldn't get the guy they wanted at the club) sure enough a women from this board calls me drunk (this happens alot, but the first time this one has done this) and passed out on me 5 minutes into the conversation.

BBF: You still awake?
Girl: Uhhhhhhm
BBF: Hey...I'm going to let you go...you have a good night ok? Hang up your phone!
Girl: uhhhhhhm
BBF: Sweet dreams and take care
Girl ummmhum

I'm going to stop giving my phone number out here. I'm getting too many calls from ya'll when your drunk.
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LMAO!
I don't remember any of that. I only recall calling, saying hi, and you telling me about some chick in Dallas.
I forgot I even talked to you last night until I saw this thread.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
LMAO!
I don't remember any of that. I only recall calling, saying hi, and you telling me about some chick in Dallas.
I forgot I even talked to you last night until I saw this thread.
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LoL, oh yeah you did.
 
PHATchik said:
Nope, if you can't hear my slurred accent, I don't count it. So there. ;)
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I'm not typing slurred right now! So HA! Okay, I'm also not drunk, but that doesn't matter..I'm still drinking. So there.
 
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