EF Wimminz

[heatherrae]

lol

This job requires the ability to lift very heavy items that 99.578% of women just can't do. Nothing against them personally. I even fucked my back up lifting a 500lb treadmill a couple years ago.

you can KEEP that job, thanks anyway...lol.

 

[puddlemonkey]

We've hired about 4 women in the past and all were complete disasters.

 

[heatherrae]

We've hired about 4 women in the past and all were complete disasters.

like your sex life?




hehehhehehehe

 

[puddlemonkey]

like your sex life?




hehehhehehehe

dats it! no job 4 you!!!!!

 

[heatherrae]

dats it! no job 4 you!!!!!

So what! I'm a democrat!



LOL.

 

[vixensghost]

lol

This job requires the ability to lift very heavy items that 99.578% of women just can't do. Nothing against them personally. I even fucked my back up lifting a 500lb treadmill a couple years ago.

See, if you had a woman in the office, she could have told you to use a lift cart. Dumb ass.

 

[heatherrae]

See, if you had a woman in the office, she could have told you to use a lift cart. Dumb ass.

 

[puddlemonkey]

See, if you had a woman in the office, she could have told you to use a lift cart. Dumb ass.

lol I wish it were that easy. No carts, no fork lifts, just muscle. You think all that equipment in your gym magically floated itself there and assembled on its own?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Of course if he hired HR we'd need to get a forklift just to bring her lunch in each day.

 

[curvymommy]

like your sex life?




hehehhehehehe

lmao!!!!

 

[vixensghost]

lol I wish it were that easy. No carts, no fork lifts, just muscle. You think all that equipment in your gym magically floated itself there and assembled on its own?

Well fuvk no. We all know trained monkeys do that shit in the middle of the night.



I wuv you PM.

 

[heatherrae]

Well fuvk no. We all know trained monkeys do that shit in the middle of the night.



I wuv you PM.

PM IS the trained monkey. Except he isn't easily trained. He's sort of "slower" than the other chimps. lol

 

[puddlemonkey]

Since when are women allowed to attempt funnies? I missed that memo

 

[puddlemonkey]

Remember what they say, "women are to be seen, not heard."

 

[heatherrae]

Remember what they say, "women are to be seen, not heard."

You know what they say about your willy, "it's to be smelled and not seen or felt"


hehehehehe

 

[puddlemonkey]

You know what they say about your willy, "it's to be smelled and not seen or felt"


hehehehehe

That rumor was started by women I wouldn't let touch it.

 

[bw1]

Remember what they say, "women are to be seen, not heard."

+1

 

[silverstar1025]

Who are you and what did you do with Puddle?

 

[puddlemonkey]

You're late, where have you been young lady?

 

[silverstar1025]

I just got home. Finished drinking a Monster so I can get my fat ass to the gym tonight.

 

[javaguru]

Remember what they say, "women are to be seen, not heard."

and some are so hideous they shouldn't even be seen.

 

[puddlemonkey]

and some are so hideous they shouldn't even be seen.

Yeah but those ones never leave the house, they just sit at home and post on bodybuilding forums.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I just got home. Finished drinking a Monster so I can get my fat ass to the gym tonight.

Gonna work out that onion?

 

[silverstar1025]

Yeah but those ones never leave the house, they just sit at home and post on bodybuilding forums.

 

[silverstar1025]

Gonna work out that onion?

Yep the stairmaster is calling my name. It is yelling "get your fat ass on me"

 

[puddlemonkey]

Yep the stairmaster is calling my name. It is yelling "get your fat ass on me"

I miss my stairmaster, sold it to my brother about a year ago. My 3 cardio pieces take up an entire room.

 

[silverstar1025]

I miss my stairmaster, sold it to my brother about a year ago. My 3 cardio pieces take up an entire room.

I wish I had one in my house or even an elliptical, but they are too much money. I would rather just go use my gym membership that I pay for. I do have a treadmill though I use it when I am not in the mood to go to the gym.

 

[curvymommy]

I wish I had one in my house or even an elliptical, but they are too much money. I would rather just go use my gym membership that I pay for. I do have a treadmill though I use it when I am not in the mood to go to the gym.

Check Craigslist! There are some great deals on cardio stuff on there...I sold some and wish I had it back instead of trapsing off to the gym so early!

 

[puddlemonkey]

I wish I had one in my house or even an elliptical, but they are too much money. I would rather just go use my gym membership that I pay for. I do have a treadmill though I use it when I am not in the mood to go to the gym.

I use my tread the most, love it! Elliptical gets a fair amount of use too. Bike gets use during the NFL season, I ride it while watching games.

 

[silverstar1025]

I use my tread the most, love it! Elliptical gets a fair amount of use too. Bike gets use during the NFL season, I ride it while watching games.

You have a good set up it sounds like. My next house I am going to have a workout room for sure.

 

[silverstar1025]

Check Craigslist! There are some great deals on cardio stuff on there...I sold some and wish I had it back instead of trapsing off to the gym so early!

Thanks! I should have looked before I got the treadmill. I have no room for anything else right now.

 

[puddlemonkey]

You have a good set up it sounds like. My next house I am going to have a workout room for sure.

I have no reason not to, a 4k Elliptical only costs me 2k. And I've got the space, 5 bedrooms.

 

[silverstar1025]

I have no reason not to, a 4k Elliptical only costs me 2k. And I've got the space, 5 bedrooms.

2k? Lucky!! Oh yeah you work in sales for that stuff right? Hook a girl up!

 

[puddlemonkey]

2k? Lucky!! Oh yeah you work in sales for that stuff right? Hook a girl up!

We do everything, home and commercial. Service and sales. Nobody's really sure what my actual job is though

 

[silverstar1025]

We do everything, home and commercial. Service and sales. Nobody's really sure what my actual job is though

You need to give ef discounts. Everyone would be your friend.

 

[puddlemonkey]

You need to give ef discounts. Everyone would be your friend.

Most big fitness manufacturers frown upon out of state sales.

 

[silverstar1025]

Most big fitness manufacturers frown upon out of state sales.

I have a truck. lol

 

[puddlemonkey]

I have a truck. lol

You'll spend 2k on gas going from Texas to Washington and back lol.

 

[silverstar1025]

You'll spend 2k on gas going from Texas to Washington and back lol.

lol no kidding!

 

[Smurfy]

What In The Fuck Is Going On In Here

 

[puddlemonkey]

What In The Fuck Is Going On In Here

Question is wtf is going on in your sig?

 

[Smurfy]

oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa