EF needs a newsletter

[p0ink]

i think this site should have a newsletter, and have members contribute various articles on anything. i think that would be pretty nifty.

 

[sweed]

i think it would be pretty freakin nifty as well .. bumpski

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I'd write for it

 

[p0ink]

same here.

 

[p0ink]

george, this would be totally good for EF to have a member run monthly newsletter.

not to mention, it would give me an audience *grin*

how about it.

 

[Sub-Zero]

I'd write for it

same.

i could harras people on instant messenger with my made up screenname, and then i could have a funny section on the newsletter sort of like college humor's xcept not as funny or creative, and alot more bad words

 

[p0ink]

george? how about it?

 

[tripleblonde]

I'd write for it

short story time.....

 

[Moderate_THIS]

short story time.....

I call this tidbit "TripleBlonde Takes Out the Trash"

It was going to be a hot day; at nine in the morning the Tulsa temperature was already eighty-five degrees. In the cool confines of her home, Tripleblonde watched through her kitchen window as the garbage truck moved down the street towards her house. The truck now was only one home away, and Tripleblond gazed intently at the garbage man as he lifted a sixty pound trash can like it was a milk jug and deposited the contents into the compactor. She crossed and uncrossed her legs while admiring the thin layer of sweat shining on the garbage man's black neck and arms. As he pulled up to her house to dump her container, Tripleblond opened the front door. "It sure is hot out today. How about a nice glass of iced tea?" The garbage man finished emptying her barrel and glanced down at his watch. "Yeah, why not, I have some time to spare....."

BOUNG CHIKA BOUNG BOUNG

 

[tripleblonde]

I call this tidbit "TripleBlonde Takes Out the Trash"

It was going to be a hot day; at nine in the morning the Tulsa temperature was already eighty-five degrees. In the cool confines of her home, Tripleblonde watched through her kitchen window as the garbage truck moved down the street towards her house. The truck now was only one home away, and Tripleblond gazed intently at the garbage man as he lifted a sixty pound trash can like it was a milk jug and deposited the contents into the compactor. She crossed and uncrossed her legs while admiring the thin layer of sweat shining on the garbage man's black neck and arms. As he pulled up to her house to dump her container, Tripleblond opened the font door. "It sure is hot out today. How about a nice glass of iced tea?" The garbage man finished emptying her barrel and glanced down at his watch. "Yeah, why not, I have some time to spare....."

BOUNG CHIKA BOUNG BOUNG

lori foster ain't got shit on you

 

[Sub-Zero]

iu have a short story.



"sublimezm taking out the trash"


when he was done with trippleblonde, he threw the bitch out his door!


OOOH DIZZAMN< PIZZIMPSLAPED!!!

-btw unblock me from aim please

 

[Bullit]

And it would be super cool if EF e-mailed it out every week.
We could call it something like "Elite Fitness News" and it should have articles like "Anabolic Beast Explodes Chemical Dynamite" and stuff.

That would be cool if it ever happened.

 

[George Spellwin]

Bro's,

We have a newsletter.

This weeks is a review of Author L. Rea's Building the Perfect Beast with a link to an article on making the anabolic steroid trenbolone acetate. You'll find it at the top of the main page for any forum.

Last week it was about:
1. Low carb intelligence vs. low carb stupidity.

2. Why do bodybuilders and fitness competitors have to go through a 12 week 'transformation' prior to every event instead of staying 'lean and mean' all the time?

3. The Tom Venuto Gallery - Inspirational Pictures of my friend Tom Venuto - modeling and competing and his article - HOW TO LOSE THE LAST FEW POUNDS OF AB FLAB... Even those stubborn fat pockets that don't seem to budge!.

You'll find it here:
http://www.elitefitness.com/articledata/efn/041904.html

FYI, we're always looking for new articles and we will pay you if we can publish your article. Please send them in for review -- we really want new writers!

 

[p0ink]

george, but is it strictly a fitness newsletter? that stuff kinda gets stale after awhile. if you open it up to let members to write what they want (obviously there would have to be some sort of moderation as to what will fly and what won't), you will get far many more readers.