EF members famous one liners...

[superqt4u2nv]

Gonelifting = I`ll see what I can do.

 

[from zero]

NatureBroly: "I've been pondering this all week."
MassiveGunz: Anything he has ever said.

 

[Ganryu]

End of Story.

 

[Seashell]

Code: You're a man. You got your picture from googleimages.com

 

[jh1]

Fuck yo couch, nigga, fuck yo couch... - Rick James










Oh, wait.. Rick James isn't an EF member, is he? Shit, I screwed up again.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Everyone at one time or another = This thread is useless with out pics.

JerkBox = Who are you?

 

[The_Ghost]

Code: You're a man. You got your picture from googleimages.com

so are you? hehehehehe

 

[superqt4u2nv]

so are you? hehehehehe

Seashell =

 

[The_Ghost]

Seashell =

 

[The_Ghost]

Jerky and Zero = I wish I was Bigdawg

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Jerky and Zero = I wish I was Bigdawg

No deary that is your line.

 

[jh1]

BigDawg and SuperQT = I love you. No, I love you more. Muah, Kiss Kiss, Muah.

 

[Seashell]

BigDawg and SuperQT = I love you. No, I love you more. Muah, Kiss Kiss, Muah.

LMAO!

 

[The_Ghost]

LMAO!

for laughing!!

 

[jerkbox]

"Jerkbox, you're avatar is hot"

- Seashell

 

[The_Ghost]

BigDawg and SuperQT = I love you. No, I love you more. Muah, Kiss Kiss, Muah.

You got it wroing, its Bigdawg: i love you, QT: I love you more, Bigdawg: no I do, QT: no I do, Bigdawg: yea you are right, I can't blame you

 

[The_Ghost]

"Jerkbox, you're avatar is hot"

- Seashell

yea she does feel sorry for you lots hehehehehe
She still shouldn't lie

 

[superqt4u2nv]

You got it wroing, its Bigdawg: i love you, QT: I love you more, Bigdawg: no I do, QT: no I do, Bigdawg: yea you are right, I can't blame you

Was that before or after I screamed Jerkbox's name?

 

[jh1]

Was that before or after I screamed Jerkbox's name?

Damn.

 

[Dial_tone]

"Post your tits" - anyone with a penis.

 

[The_Ghost]

Was that before or after I screamed Jerkbox's name?

doh!!!!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

"Post your tits" - anyone with a penis.

 

[rjl296]

"Post your tits" - anyone with a penis.

i think its "show us your tits"

 

[Y_lifter]

Poyeboy I'm Chinese

 

[Turd Ferguson]

JH1 = I'm not just the president of the company, I'm a customer

 

[jh1]

JH1 = I'm not just the president of the company, I'm a customer

 

[strider364]

Strider364-"Hit me" or "in"

 

[BO-DEN]

BO-DEN = "i love everyone equally, and i love jesus"

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Code: You're a man. You got your picture from googleimages.com

damn, if you're a man Seashell, you've got the nicest rackatar i've ever seen

can we take turns on each other? i wouldn't mind if you had a penis, but only you

 

[Mr. dB]

Wodin: "I like pudding"

 

[gymrat]

The Massivegunz guys win this hands down.

 

[AAP]

Satanic Goatslayer "Tell it to your Pamela Anderson posters, cause no one here believes that shit." After Plifter claimed to have taken his physique (read : gyno) to the next level.

 

[gonelifting]

"carry on" by I have no idea who started it.

and gonelifting says "bastard" a lot.

 

[Lumberg]

Bullit : "That is all" "no" "17"
Where is that guy anyway?

 

[Lumberg]

Nathan: "Fuck you all in the face, hard."

 

[gonelifting]

"I hat you all"

 

[Sebby]

adshldfjkl;adfjl (that is called a keyboard slam)

 

[supersizeme]

the late OMGWTFBBQ - "pants"

 

[argent]

rpped like tom hencks

 

[The Ranger]

Satanic Goatslayer...Anything he said to May1010 was on the spot...Cool as fuck dewd.


Ranger

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

"You couldn't be any gayer if you installed runway lights in your colon and went into pink bars asking for imported Heinecum beers." -Ihateosama

 

[Mr. dB]

"Why u so nasty"

 

[Mr. dB]

"Jelus?"

 

[onerepmaximum]

Poyeboy: Today, I graduated from my training bra!

 

[Deterass]

Zero-------Lunch Thread

 

[Deterass]

Hamtershaver= Dont lick the kitty!

 

[havoc]

"You couldn't be any gayer if you installed runway lights in your colon and went into pink bars asking for imported Heinecum beers." -Ihateosama

I don't know if you are joking or not but that's my shit from flame4cash, if Ihateosama said that he str8 jacked it.

 

[WODIN]

I don't recall the exact phrase but Havoc's

"I will pummel you like paddle wheel of dicks..... " was hillarious.

 

[Y_lifter]

It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time

 

[hamstershaver]

soklueles - i want your penis, i want sex, i want sex with gymgurl, i want sex with anyone with a pulse on this board, etc etc etc

 

[hamstershaver]

Hamtershaver= Dont lick the kitty!

best one liner ever

 

[Smurfy]

FZ = "shut up assdock/assface/ass~insert word here~

 

[superqt4u2nv]

FZ = "shut up assdock/assface/ass~insert word here~

My favorite would be assclown.

 

[Smurfy]

oh yeah! how could i forget ~assclown~

 

[Lumberg]

I don't recall the exact phrase but Havoc's

"I will pummel you like paddle wheel of dicks..... " was hillarious.

Blah, blah, blah, you washed up rotting whale placenta. You can try to stick Mr. Potato Head features onto your five days and 50 I.Q. points late washed up on the beach carcass, but you are as stillborn as the twin brother you buggered to death in the womb. I've set you straight in that B.I.T.C.H.S thread (and no I'm not talking about your sexuality, thats up to you), chewed your ears and nose off like Mike Tyson and verbally punched you so hard your ballet slippers are still smoking in the ring, yet you still come to, stagger back down from the balcony seats , wobbling around punching at shadows and waiting for the bell to ring for the second round.
You want to keep posting because of the owned status I have stamped upon your grill? Fine. I'm like a paddlewheel of dicks slapping your face, powered by the hot air you blow. If you only had a brain, Straw Man, you would not volunteer to be lit up like the Hindenburg yet again, you need to pack up what is left of your self esteem in the empty Prozac container, stuff yourself into a circus cannon, and end it all with poetic justice by blowing yourself up an elephant's ass in a gerbil costume.
You can play "We are the Champions" on your squeezebox while your gondola goes over a waterfall if you like, Vito, but don't be suprised if we hold our applause until after you are splattered on the rocks below. Now run along to your sad place and have a good cry. I look forward to you repeating yourself with another post.

 

[gotmilk]

Plifter=Is this big?

 

[Y_lifter]

curling = "I even have a few gay black muslim employees"

 

[Ganryu]

Shrdded Like Big Leege Chew.

Wasn't it Big like Tom Henks?

 

[supersizeme]

shredded like big league chew
more chest then a sinked pirate ship
more traps than castle greyskull
blown up like the hindenburg
big like tom hencks
jacked like nicholson
ripped up like a hot chick's speeding ticket
traps so mountainous they got snow and gotes ontop of em

 

[Nathan]

shredded like big league chew
more chest then a sinked pirate ship
more traps than castle greyskull
blown up like the hindenburg
big like tom hencks
jacked like nicholson
ripped up like a hot chick's speeding ticket
traps so mountainous they got snow and gotes ontop of em

LMFAO. Also, fuck you.

 

[Lumberg]

"bump"

Ffactor on sticky threads LOL

 

[SAGAT]

havoc; "you are by far the sorriest cum stain i've had the displeasure of wiping out of my carpet, you pathetic puddle of summers eve discharge" (or something along those lines)
MG: "BIG LIKE TOM HENCKS" and basically everything else he said

and a shitload of others i cant come up with right now

 

[MrMakaveli]

"larry"

 

[SAGAT]

"larry"

lol i forgot about that one

 

[Lumberg]

That's Not Funny Larry.

 

[FreeballinDC]

Ranger = bowl one! he he he

 

[Lumberg]

That's Not Funny Larry.

That's messed up. I typed that post in all CAPITALS.

 

[SAGAT]

pretty recent one from code: "it's Homosexual Man! faster than a speeding cumshot!"

 

[MrMakaveli]

That's messed up. I typed that post in all CAPITALS.

I know, so did I.

Good thing He isnt here anymore, he'd have a shit-fit.

 

[Lumberg]

I know, so did I.

Good thing He isnt here anymore, he'd have a shit-fit.

Actually, it's a shame he's not here anymore, for precisely the same reason.

 

[Mr. dB]

What, There's An All-caps Filter Here Now???

 

[Mr. dB]

Yes, Apparently So...