EF is much funner when I'm at work

[SoreArms]

I guess its because I'm posting while I'm supposed to be working. So naughty!

 

[powerslave]

I'm surprised you remember what work is as you seem to call in sick most of the time.

 

[SoreArms]

I'm surprised you remember what work is as you seem to call in sick most of the time.

I remember enough to wake up and call just about 10 mins before my boss shows up, that way I only have to leave a message on his vm instead of actually talking to him.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I remember enough to wake up and call just about 10 mins before my boss shows up, that way I only have to leave a message on his vm instead of actually talking to him.

I told people at work I have AIDS so I get a lot of days off. But I have to paint lesions on my arms to pass it off. It's troublesome at times.

 

[SoreArms]

I called in sick on Monday and Tuesday, today I came back to work. in order to not raise suspision about my "illness" I walked around all day with a slight hunch, tried to talk real low and raspy and coughed once in a while. After a few hours of doing this I started to tell myself "god this is awful, I can't wait 'til I start feeling better", I caught myself and was like WTF, I'm only faking stupid!

 

[string_bean00]

I remember enough to wake up and call just about 10 mins before my boss shows up, that way I only have to leave a message on his vm instead of actually talking to him.

This is a very smart thing to do.