Easy Riddles

[Longhorn85]

from my kid's candy wrapper.

Why was the dictionary in the sky?

 

[freak daddy]

For the whole world to read! LOL! Hell I don't know?

 

[Longhorn85]

So people could look up words.

 

[Longhorn85]

I've got a million of 'em

What gets wet while it dries?

 

[freak daddy]

Damn it's too early for this shit!

 

[flickenu]

Re: I've got a million of 'em

What gets wet while it dries?

girlfriend after a shower

 

[bouncer]

Q; What do you call a woman who lose's 99% of her intelligence
in a car crash ?...


A; A WIDOW !!.


Bouncer

 

[bouncer]

Q; What's the difference between a refrigerator and a pussy ?.


A; A 'fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out !.


Bouncer

 

[Big Brother Val]

OH SHIT, BOUNCER!! HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

[Bodhidogma]

Q; What's the difference between a refrigerator and a pussy ?.


A; A 'fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out !.


Bouncer

 

[Longhorn85]

I'm back now, been out all day

What gets wet while it dries?

A towel.

Next:

Why was the boy covered in gift wrap?

 

[tripleV]

GIMME this answer....its tormenting me
oh yeah and good morning

 

[Longhorn85]

Good morning to you to

His parents kept telling him to live in the present.


What do astronauts eat for dinner?

 

[tripleV]

you know you are killing me right

 

[LargeNCharge]

Astronauts eat MOON PIES!

 

[caiza]

lets have the answer then..

 

[Longhorn85]

Re: Good morning to you to

What do astronauts eat for dinner?

Launch Meat.

Next: Do you know what Mary had when she went out for dinner?

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

a little lamb?

 

[Longhorn85]

You are correct!

Everyone knows Mary had a little lamb...


Next: What is Labor Day?

 

[68GT350]

Hey, Blaine the Mono...settle down. That was the best part of the book!

 

[Longhorn85]

Re: You are correct!

What is Labor Day?

A day when mommies have their babies.

(Remember, these are coming from a Wacky Wafer candy wrapper)

What kind of eggs did the naughty rabbit leave for the kids?

 

[Longhorn85]

Deviled Eggs.

Why don't Kings and Queens play cards?

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

Cause they are on them? No clue.

 

[Longhorn85]

Because the Jokers are always wild.


What do you get when you cross a steam shovel and a hot tamale?