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is that the whole movie?
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LUCY
(to Max)
I'll just have the fillet of sole.
MAX
No you won't.
(to Waiter)
We'll start with caviar. Ceasar
salad and your two biggest lobsters.
(indicates empty
bottle of wine)
This wine as nice, but now I think
some Dom Perignon.
WAITER
Very good, sir.
The Waiter departs. Max is not getting the expected
reaction from Lucy.
MAX
Not impressed, are you?
LUCY
Ohm I would have been... one
marriage ago.
Max can't help but smile.
(to Max)
I'll just have the fillet of sole.
MAX
No you won't.
(to Waiter)
We'll start with caviar. Ceasar
salad and your two biggest lobsters.
(indicates empty
bottle of wine)
This wine as nice, but now I think
some Dom Perignon.
WAITER
Very good, sir.
The Waiter departs. Max is not getting the expected
reaction from Lucy.
MAX
Not impressed, are you?
LUCY
Ohm I would have been... one
marriage ago.
Max can't help but smile.
GRANDPA
Rules!
Both boys jump, Grandpa is behind them.
GRANDPA
Got some rules around here.
18 INT. KITCHEN 18
Grandpa opens the refrigerator revealing a shelf with a
cardboard flap on it reading: "Old Fart."
GRANDPA
Second shelf is mine... keep my
root beers and double-thick Mint
Oreo cookies there... Nobody
touches the second shelf...
Grandpa closes the door as Michael notices something out
the window, as they follow Grandpa back towards the
living room. Michael points to a small marijuana crop
growing outside. Sam is puzzled but Michael make a
"smoking a joint" gesture.
19 LIVING ROOM (CONTINUOUS) 19
They follow Grandpa.
GRANDPA
When the mailman brings the T.V.
Guide on Wednesdays, sometimes
the corner of the address label
will curl up... You'll be tempted
to peel it off. Don't. You'll
end up rippin' the cover and I
don't like that...
He disappears into the Taxidermy.
GRANDPA
... And stay outta here.
SAM
You have a T.V.?
GRANDPA
No, I just like to read the T.V.
Guide. Read the T.V. Guide, you
don't need a T.V...
Rules!
Both boys jump, Grandpa is behind them.
GRANDPA
Got some rules around here.
18 INT. KITCHEN 18
Grandpa opens the refrigerator revealing a shelf with a
cardboard flap on it reading: "Old Fart."
GRANDPA
Second shelf is mine... keep my
root beers and double-thick Mint
Oreo cookies there... Nobody
touches the second shelf...
Grandpa closes the door as Michael notices something out
the window, as they follow Grandpa back towards the
living room. Michael points to a small marijuana crop
growing outside. Sam is puzzled but Michael make a
"smoking a joint" gesture.
19 LIVING ROOM (CONTINUOUS) 19
They follow Grandpa.
GRANDPA
When the mailman brings the T.V.
Guide on Wednesdays, sometimes
the corner of the address label
will curl up... You'll be tempted
to peel it off. Don't. You'll
end up rippin' the cover and I
don't like that...
He disappears into the Taxidermy.
GRANDPA
... And stay outta here.
SAM
You have a T.V.?
GRANDPA
No, I just like to read the T.V.
Guide. Read the T.V. Guide, you
don't need a T.V...
they also have movies on there that don't suck.
Try it.
Try it.
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