Dunk, something we should look into

[swole]

Does Goldbond protect against ass sweat?

 

[monstermmf]

I imagine you'll form a nice little paste though if you try to find out.

 

[pintoca]

ass sweat on the cardio-bikes

 

[Dunk]

Does Goldbond protect against ass sweat?

i dont know but we should think of something no?

i mean. peep my post in the Quit Masterbation thread.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5206116&postcount=56

 

[swole]

i dont know but we should think of something no?

i mean. peep my post in the Quit Masterbation thread.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5206116&postcount=56

These posts are underrated. This upsets me.

We should make Goldbond specifically for ass sweat, kinda like the specialty foot powder.

 

[Lestat]

Dunks asssweat posts were hilarious

 

[Dunk]

These posts are underrated. This upsets me.

We should make Goldbond specifically for ass sweat, kinda like the specialty foot powder.

i hear ya. some shit just goes by unappreciated.

I like this idea though. People could put a handful on their hand...spread their cheek with the other hand and *FWOP!* it in before they are about to wack it to internet porn.

 

[swole]

i hear ya. some shit just goes by unappreciated.

I like this idea though. People could put a handful on their hand...spread their cheek with the other hand and *FWOP!* it in before they are about to wack it to internet porn.

We're heading in the right direction.

Maybe we can include a promotional ass towel. We can pre-coat it with the Goldbond and the customer simply rolls it into a hotdog-like shape before pulling it back and forth between his/her ass and taint area, applying the Goldbond with every tug.

 

[Dunk]

We're heading in the right direction.

Maybe we can include a promotional ass towel. We can pre-coat it with the Goldbond and the customer simply rolls it into a hotdog-like shape before pulling it back and forth between his/her ass and taint area, applying the Goldbond with every tug.

that'd work. how bout combo packages.

We could also offer some stomach lining paper with pre-folder cum gutter flaps around the edges to catch the run off after you jerk off on your stomach.

It has to be flushable though.

 

[swole]

that'd work. how bout combo packages.

We could also offer some stomach lining paper with pre-folder cum gutter flaps around the edges to catch the run off after you jerk off on your stomach.

It has to be flushable though.

I like your thinking.

We could cut half a circle out on the bottom edge so your cock can rest inside it instead of a straight edge...almost like those shrugging barbells with the big "U" in them.

 

[SoreArms]

SWole, what's up with the lack of NL action in the bookie threads? More especifically LA games

 

[nycgirl]

Um, don't you think you should discuss your ideas off a public board?

I forsee Subz creating a thread how he just made a million dollars from an "invention". A month later, Dunk walks into his neighborhood CVS for his monthly Goldbond habit and sees this idea (whatever it is) on the shelf. He calls Swole, they put 2 and 2 together. Then, before you know it, there is nationwide "search" for poor Subz.

 

[SoreArms]

shaving my ass crack works wonders for eliminating crack sweat, I add baby powder on the real hot and humid days.

 

[swole]

Sorearms, the NL games are up, go give me some karma.

Dunk, let's take it to PM bro.

NYCgirl, hi

 

[Dunk]

I like your thinking.

We could cut half a circle out on the bottom edge so your cock can rest inside it instead of a straight edge...almost like those shrugging barbells with the big "U" in them.

So lets review our product here.

Powder to reduce Ass Crack Sweat which we will push the idea to our consumers with internet porn and tired of the ole ass crack marks that look like this )( on your computer chair.

A applicator towel that can be rolled up and pulled back in forth in a sawing motion which will also get your taint, balls as well ass your coolie.

and a stomach liner with pre folded cum gutters along the edges as well as a cutout which will act just like a wax catcher for candles to put your cock thru that catches runoff.

are we clear on our product before we move on?

 

[swole]

Yes, I am confident our product will sell.

Now, we should consult with George about some type of Platinum label.

Let's discuss marketing strategy and our target customer.

 

[nycgirl]

Yes, I am confident our product will sell.
Now, we should consult with George about some type of Platinum label.
Let's discuss marketing strategy and our target customer.

Now, why would you want to involve EF in this?

 

[SoreArms]

fuck gold bond, George Spellwins Platinum Bond

 

[swole]

Now, why would you want to involve EF in this?

George is a genious with Platinum stuff. If we're stupid enough to pay for his site, imagine what he can do for our product. I see nothing but money signs.

 

[Dunk]

Now, why would you want to involve EF in this?

NYCgirl. When we do our infomercial. We are going to need a fluffer.

Would you be interested?

It's just Swole, and Myself that you would be dealing with.

 

[nycgirl]

George is a genious with Platinum stuff. If we're stupid enough to pay for his site, imagine what he can do for our product. I see nothing but money signs.

I don't think you need to go through him. You can seek funding yourself (e.g., the University of Maryland gives money to people starting out; provided they have a great (you have to give a presentation and have a business plan) idea) or get a patent for it (strongly recommended) then license it to someone that can manufacture it or sell the idea (& patent) to a company like Proctor & Gamble.

I can't believe I'm putting this much thought into this thread.

AND, Dunk, thank you for the offer. I will have to pass on this one.

 

[Dunk]

AND, Dunk, thank you for the offer. I will have to pass on this one.

You'll be sorry.

10 years from now. You will be sitting at home. Eating ice cream. Thinking.

Why didn't i take that fluffing position when Dunk offered it to me.

you hear that??

*knock*

*knock*

Yep. Thats opportunity at the front door. The question is will you answer it?