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Dunk, something we should look into

swole

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Does Goldbond protect against ass sweat?
 
swole said:
These posts are underrated. This upsets me.

We should make Goldbond specifically for ass sweat, kinda like the specialty foot powder.

i hear ya. some shit just goes by unappreciated.

I like this idea though. People could put a handful on their hand...spread their cheek with the other hand and *FWOP!* it in before they are about to wack it to internet porn.
 
Dunk said:
i hear ya. some shit just goes by unappreciated.

I like this idea though. People could put a handful on their hand...spread their cheek with the other hand and *FWOP!* it in before they are about to wack it to internet porn.

We're heading in the right direction.

Maybe we can include a promotional ass towel. We can pre-coat it with the Goldbond and the customer simply rolls it into a hotdog-like shape before pulling it back and forth between his/her ass and taint area, applying the Goldbond with every tug.
 
swole said:
We're heading in the right direction.

Maybe we can include a promotional ass towel. We can pre-coat it with the Goldbond and the customer simply rolls it into a hotdog-like shape before pulling it back and forth between his/her ass and taint area, applying the Goldbond with every tug.

that'd work. how bout combo packages.

We could also offer some stomach lining paper with pre-folder cum gutter flaps around the edges to catch the run off after you jerk off on your stomach.

It has to be flushable though.
 
Dunk said:
that'd work. how bout combo packages.

We could also offer some stomach lining paper with pre-folder cum gutter flaps around the edges to catch the run off after you jerk off on your stomach.

It has to be flushable though.

I like your thinking.

We could cut half a circle out on the bottom edge so your cock can rest inside it instead of a straight edge...almost like those shrugging barbells with the big "U" in them.
 
Um, don't you think you should discuss your ideas off a public board?

I forsee Subz creating a thread how he just made a million dollars from an "invention". A month later, Dunk walks into his neighborhood CVS for his monthly Goldbond habit and sees this idea (whatever it is) on the shelf. He calls Swole, they put 2 and 2 together. Then, before you know it, there is nationwide "search" for poor Subz.
 
shaving my ass crack works wonders for eliminating crack sweat, I add baby powder on the real hot and humid days.
 
Sorearms, the NL games are up, go give me some karma.

Dunk, let's take it to PM bro.

NYCgirl, hi :qt:
 
swole said:
I like your thinking.

We could cut half a circle out on the bottom edge so your cock can rest inside it instead of a straight edge...almost like those shrugging barbells with the big "U" in them.

So lets review our product here.

Powder to reduce Ass Crack Sweat which we will push the idea to our consumers with internet porn and tired of the ole ass crack marks that look like this )( on your computer chair.

A applicator towel that can be rolled up and pulled back in forth in a sawing motion which will also get your taint, balls as well ass your coolie.

and a stomach liner with pre folded cum gutters along the edges as well as a cutout which will act just like a wax catcher for candles to put your cock thru that catches runoff.

are we clear on our product before we move on?
 
Yes, I am confident our product will sell.

Now, we should consult with George about some type of Platinum label.

Let's discuss marketing strategy and our target customer.
 
swole said:
Yes, I am confident our product will sell.
Now, we should consult with George about some type of Platinum label.
Let's discuss marketing strategy and our target customer.

Now, why would you want to involve EF in this?
 
nycgirl said:
Now, why would you want to involve EF in this?

George is a genious with Platinum stuff. If we're stupid enough to pay for his site, imagine what he can do for our product. I see nothing but money signs.
 
nycgirl said:
Now, why would you want to involve EF in this?

NYCgirl. When we do our infomercial. We are going to need a fluffer.

Would you be interested?

It's just Swole, and Myself that you would be dealing with.
 
swole said:
George is a genious with Platinum stuff. If we're stupid enough to pay for his site, imagine what he can do for our product. I see nothing but money signs.

I don't think you need to go through him. You can seek funding yourself (e.g., the University of Maryland gives money to people starting out; provided they have a great (you have to give a presentation and have a business plan) idea) or get a patent for it (strongly recommended) then license it to someone that can manufacture it or sell the idea (& patent) to a company like Proctor & Gamble.

I can't believe I'm putting this much thought into this thread.

AND, Dunk, thank you for the offer. I will have to pass on this one.
 
nycgirl said:
AND, Dunk, thank you for the offer. I will have to pass on this one.

You'll be sorry.

10 years from now. You will be sitting at home. Eating ice cream. Thinking.

Why didn't i take that fluffing position when Dunk offered it to me.

you hear that??

*knock*

*knock*

Yep. Thats opportunity at the front door. The question is will you answer it?
 
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