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Dumbest Pro Athlete Ever?

Fast Twitch Fiber

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Who's your pick? I say Lawrence Taylor. I read the police transcripts from when he was questioned after one of his arrests for buying crack. That guy couldn't make a coherent thought. Maybe he was still stoned at the time, but if he wasn't stoned, then he was one stupid motherfucker.

So, who do you pick?
 
Fast Twitch Fiber said:
Who's your pick? I say Lawrence Taylor. I read the police transcripts from when he was questioned after one of his arrests for buying crack. That guy couldn't make a coherent thought. Maybe he was still stoned at the time, but if he wasn't stoned, then he was one stupid motherfucker.

So, who do you pick?

Not so at all, he was pretty smart, just addicted.

I'm sayin maybe Mike Tyson, or all those fucktard who play in the NHL...
 
IQ wise I would have to say Ali. He was literally incapable of serving in Vietnam. He had a lot of wisdom though and came off smart but he really wasn't.

For just being all out stupid I'd have to say Tyson or Oscar Bonavena.
 
The guy that played for the Carolina Panthers and shot his pregnant girlfriend. I think evil is a better choice for him than dumb. What is his name?

Dennis Rodman
 
nycgirl said:
The guy that played for the Carolina Panthers and shot his pregnant girlfriend. I think evil is a better choice for him than dumb. What is his name?

Dennis Rodman


Yeah he did some stupid shit. But the year he started coloring his hair and getting piercings and marketing himself, his earnings skyrocketed. Pretty smart for that though. But kicking a camera man in the nuts is just mean.
 
Rae Carruth
Lawrence Philips

Tyson is not a stupid guy. He just got taken advatage of by some decent peeps. His original trainer (Rooney?) died and that left Mike thrown to the wolves.
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
Rae Carruth
Lawrence Philips
Tyson is not a stupid guy. He just got taken advatage of by some decent peeps. His original trainer (Rooney?) died and that left Mike thrown to the wolves.

That's his name. That's the guy I was referring to in my post.

Even though he was a broadcaster when he shot his limo driver, I think Jason Williams should be added to the list.
 
Lawrence Philips has to win based on sheer number of stupid incidents over such a sustained period of time.
 
nycgirl said:
That's his name. That's the guy I was referring to in my post.

Even though he was a broadcaster when he shot his limo driver, I think Jason Williams should be added to the list.

Carruth = schmuck. I wonder if his release in like 14 more years will be on SportsCenter.

Williams got high and drunk and did a dumb thing, but from what i could tell, he was not an unbelievably stupid guy.

I saw a post game interview with Scottie Pippen once where the announcer asked Scottie a question and Scottie looked at the announcer like "I don't understand the words you are saying".

The announcer quickly rephrased something as dumb as "Do you like barbecue, Scottie?"
 
Ruben Patterson is pretty stupid too. Remember when he called himself the "Kobe Stopper" and Kobe lit him up for 40+ the next game? Also, when Dallas had Portland down 3 games to 1 he said "We've got them right where we want them" WTF? You want the other team to be up 3 games to 1?
 
Deion Sanders
because he recorded that song "must be the money" and the back up singers were louder than him because his voice was so awful
 
nycgirl said:
What about Anthony Mason?

How can you come down on a fellow Queens native like that?

Actually Mason was / is a jackass, but IMO not nearly on the level of stupidity of a Lawrence Philips or a Rae Carruth?
 
I am going to shut down this post soon. There is one answer to this question - I just realized it:

CHRIS WASHBURN.

Please do not answer any more after this.
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
How can you come down on a fellow Queens native like that?

Actually Mason was / is a jackass, but IMO not nearly on the level of stupidity of a Lawrence Philips or a Rae Carruth?

:lmao: I forgot he was from Queens. I have yet to go down the list of St. John's players that made it to the NBA. Now, that would probably get my head chopped off and hung on a pole on the Van Wyck Expressway.

I think getting caught with a teenager is up there. Does it rank as high as murder? No.
 
BileStew said:
Riddick Bowe
OJ Simpson
Art Schlichter
Allen Iverson and anyone related to him.
Marv Albert
Chaos Mage

LOL I knew AI a bit during summer camps way back when, and I have drunk beers with Marv's kid.

These are all good answers, especailly riddick bowe, but unfortunately, the answer is Chris Washburn.
 
eat big said:
IQ wise I would have to say Ali. He was literally incapable of serving in Vietnam. He had a lot of wisdom though and came off smart but he really wasn't.

He was a conscientious objector, and served time for it.
 
whoever said tyson was smart and was taken advantage of is full of shit...well, at least on the smart part. he was a stick-up artist at 12 or 13, spent most of his childhood in juvenile detention centers...he has never been mistaken to have a brain.

And I just don't see Shaq have that big of a brain
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
LOL I knew AI a bit during summer camps way back when, and I have drunk beers with Marv's kid.

These are all good answers, especailly riddick bowe, but unfortunately, the answer is Chris Washburn.

I saw the Chris Washburn one after I posted. I could agree with that. I forgot to add Ricky Williams.

Did Marv's kid try biting you? heh
 
I have a buddy who knew andy katzenmoyer.

he said the dude was honestly so dumb he was suprised he could breathe.


I think the answer is dependent on what defines dumb... low IQ? fucked up promising career? etc etc?
 
Becoming said:
I have a buddy who knew andy katzenmoyer.

he said the dude was honestly so dumb he was suprised he could breathe.


I think the answer is dependent on what defines dumb... low IQ? fucked up promising career? etc etc?

yeah katzenymoyer is a fucking meathead...though not one person on this board would fuck with him
 
Gambino said:
whoever said tyson was smart and was taken advantage of is full of shit...well, at least on the smart part. he was a stick-up artist at 12 or 13, spent most of his childhood in juvenile detention centers...he has never been mistaken to have a brain.

And I just don't see Shaq have that big of a brain

Bor,

That was me on the Tyson comment. What a surprise that a kid from Brownsville (home of M.O.P, fuck yeah) was a crook. We can disagree, but listen to the words Tyson says...there is more intelligence there than one gives him credit for.

Shaq is smart enough to keep his shenanigans quiet. I guess Kobe missed that message.

The dumbest athlete, regardless, is Chris Washburn.
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
The dumbest athlete, regardless, is Chris Washburn.

lol, Matt is pretty adamant in labeling Washburn as the idiot of the sporting world.

Despite his inability to function mentally, did you lose money on him when he was at NC State?.
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
Bor,

That was me on the Tyson comment. What a surprise that a kid from Brownsville (home of M.O.P, fuck yeah) was a crook. We can disagree, but listen to the words Tyson says...there is more intelligence there than one gives him credit for.

Shaq is smart enough to keep his shenanigans quiet. I guess Kobe missed that message.

The dumbest athlete, regardless, is Chris Washburn.


I base my info from this book by douglas century
"Street Kingdom: Five Years Inside the Franklin Avenue Posse"

you'd might find it interesting...haven't listened to much of MashOutPosse
 
Gambino said:
I base my info from this book by douglas century
"Street Kingdom: Five Years Inside the Franklin Avenue Posse"

you'd might find it interesting...haven't listened to much of MashOutPosse

Tyson is a relative of the Insane Clown Posse.
 
BileStew said:
Tyson is a relative of the Insane Clown Posse.

tyson was kicking ass at a very young age...according to that book, nobody fucked with him in juvie, not even the guards and he was only 14
 
not even the guards, eh? ok.

i agree that tyson has more intelligence than some would think, based partially on his diction (his words aren't always used...properly, but they aren't the words of a moron). for general purposes of discussion, i equate intelligence with the impression i get after hearing (or reading) someone talk..his vocabulary, syntax, etc.

i don't agree that ricky williams is appropriate for this list. i haven't seen much of him on tv, but it doesn't take much to rule someone out as a really dumb motherfucker. or just a dumb motherfucker. or simply unintelligent.
 
MC Hammer trying out for baseball.

Daryl Strawberry for getting caught so much.
 
AAP said:
MC Hammer trying out for baseball.

Daryl Strawberry for getting caught so much.

I have to add Dwight Gooden to this list. Yes, he turned his life around for a brief comeback. But, he could have been a lot greater.
 
BileStew said:
lol, Matt is pretty adamant in labeling Washburn as the idiot of the sporting world.

Despite his inability to function mentally, did you lose money on him when he was at NC State?.

I was like 5, lol, so I lost nothing since wagering was over my head.

Washburn out-stupids these guys by a mile.
 
Ali, for not stopping what was making him a vegetable

Whiskey
 
Whiskey said:
Ali, for not stopping what was making him a vegetable

Whiskey

The attempts to give the award to Ali and Tyson are misguided.

The dumbest pro athlete ever is Chris Washburn. Don't make me lock this.
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
The attempts to give the award to Ali and Tyson are misguided.

The dumbest pro athlete ever is Chris Washburn. Don't make me lock this.

Matt, I hate to do this, but could you list some examples of his stupidity? As one who doesn't follow sports that much, I'd like to read about some of his examples.

Thanks.
 
Here are some notes freeballin:

Washburn is out of basketball. He was banned from the NBA in June 1989 following three positive drug tests.

"He had skills, he could score close to the basket, but then he got himself out of shape," says Stan Kasten, president of the Hawks since 1986. "He was very immature for his age, which made the transition to the pros more difficult."

"He never was as good as his reputation," Bob Gibbons says. The recruiting analyst lives 20 miles from Washburn's hometown and watched him grow into an All-USA player and one of the top high school recruits in the country. "I watched him at camps, and he never took anything serious.

"Potentially, he had everything. Size and skill. He just didn't have the work ethic."

Washburn was caught stealing a stereo at North Carolina State and given 46 hours in jail, a six-year suspended sentence and five years of probation.

"The State people got after me because (N.C. State coach) Jim Valvano said on a radio program 'Chris Washburn is going to make our program,' " Gibbons says. "I said on another radio program, 'Chris Washburn is going to break their program.' "

One of Washburn's teammates recalls, "Chris never went to school. He'd come to some classes, but he was never there enough times to pass. But 'V' gets you through school if he wants to. I believe that ever since Chris got to State, I would be surprised if he ever passed a class. And he still managed to play."

The case went to trial, creating embarrassment for both Washburn and North Carolina State--including the revelation that Washburn had scored a dismally low combined total of 470 out of 1600 on his SATs (students are given 400 "automatic" points simply for registering for the test).

Washburn = the #1 idiot
 
How bout len bias? did some coke and dropped dead.

sounds brilliant to me.


speaking of running backs, if cedric benson ends up sitting the whole year (I know, it is a long shot) - I think he should get an honorable mention.
 
Becoming said:
How bout len bias? did some coke and dropped dead.

sounds brilliant to me.


speaking of running backs, if cedric benson ends up sitting the whole year (I know, it is a long shot) - I think he should get an honorable mention.

Benson...unbelievable
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
Benson...unbelievable

Unbelievable in what regard?

I think it would be AWESOME if a team actually let a player sit out and go back into the draft. It would cost him MILLIONS.
 
After thinking about it some more, I'm changing to Ron Artest. There's not much brain activity going on in his head. When he was asked about how he felt for being suspended for "conduct detrimental to the team" he responded "I don't know what that means". Also, simply asking for a leave of absence to "rest" during the season because you are worn our from recording your rap CD is possibly the dumbest thing I've ever heard of.
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
Here are some notes freeballin:

Washburn is out of basketball. He was banned from the NBA in June 1989 following three positive drug tests.

"He had skills, he could score close to the basket, but then he got himself out of shape," says Stan Kasten, president of the Hawks since 1986. "He was very immature for his age, which made the transition to the pros more difficult."

"He never was as good as his reputation," Bob Gibbons says. The recruiting analyst lives 20 miles from Washburn's hometown and watched him grow into an All-USA player and one of the top high school recruits in the country. "I watched him at camps, and he never took anything serious.

"Potentially, he had everything. Size and skill. He just didn't have the work ethic."

Washburn was caught stealing a stereo at North Carolina State and given 46 hours in jail, a six-year suspended sentence and five years of probation.

"The State people got after me because (N.C. State coach) Jim Valvano said on a radio program 'Chris Washburn is going to make our program,' " Gibbons says. "I said on another radio program, 'Chris Washburn is going to break their program.' "

One of Washburn's teammates recalls, "Chris never went to school. He'd come to some classes, but he was never there enough times to pass. But 'V' gets you through school if he wants to. I believe that ever since Chris got to State, I would be surprised if he ever passed a class. And he still managed to play."

The case went to trial, creating embarrassment for both Washburn and North Carolina State--including the revelation that Washburn had scored a dismally low combined total of 470 out of 1600 on his SATs (students are given 400 "automatic" points simply for registering for the test).

Washburn = the #1 idiot

Matt, thanks for the info! I was about to say Darryl Strawberry, but it looks like Mr. Washburn wins. At least Darryl got to the big leagues.
 
FreeballinDC said:
Matt, thanks for the info! I was about to say Darryl Strawberry, but it looks like Mr. Washburn wins. At least Darryl got to the big leagues.

Darryl was already mentioned.

I'm going to add James "Buster" Douglas. Whatever happened to him after he knocked out Tyson? I know he didn't have the title long. I saw a documentary/something about him on HBO a few years ago. He was beyond out of shape.
 
Becoming said:
Unbelievable in what regard?

I think it would be AWESOME if a team actually let a player sit out and go back into the draft. It would cost him MILLIONS.

Unbelievable in his raw stupidity. (But he's still smarter than Washburn).

All the other picks are signed - his salary range should be a foregone conclusion.
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
Unbelievable in his raw stupidity. (But he's still smarter than Washburn).

All the other picks are signed - his salary range should be a foregone conclusion.

I hear ya. I seriously hope he sits out the year.
 
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