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primetime21
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Well i have another elevator story. yes, yes i know, elevators are VERY complicated!
So this guy (we will call moron for this stories sake) gets in the elevator with me. We are both heading for the lobby from the 4th floor. Since moron got on first he pressed the button for the first floor (note that next to that button there is a star (stars usually indicates lobby) AND next to the star it says LOBBY). Anyway, the elevator goes down to the second floor (as can be seen by the number 2 posted outside the elevator and inside the elevator the number 2 light is on , on the top of the elevator. I think we can all agree that clearly we are on the second floor and not the lobby.
Well the moron panics. I can see in his eyes he is very confused. As someone enters the elevator he asks me "is this the lobby?" For a moment i considered kicking him in the nuts for asking such a stupid question. But since i am at work i held back and with a great deal of attitude i pointed to the big red number 2 on top of the elevator and said "this is the SECOND floor."
The best part was that he didnt even realize how dumb he was. If it were me, i would have been embarrassed. Not him. Being a moron is obviously a common occurrence in this mans life.
So this guy (we will call moron for this stories sake) gets in the elevator with me. We are both heading for the lobby from the 4th floor. Since moron got on first he pressed the button for the first floor (note that next to that button there is a star (stars usually indicates lobby) AND next to the star it says LOBBY). Anyway, the elevator goes down to the second floor (as can be seen by the number 2 posted outside the elevator and inside the elevator the number 2 light is on , on the top of the elevator. I think we can all agree that clearly we are on the second floor and not the lobby.
Well the moron panics. I can see in his eyes he is very confused. As someone enters the elevator he asks me "is this the lobby?" For a moment i considered kicking him in the nuts for asking such a stupid question. But since i am at work i held back and with a great deal of attitude i pointed to the big red number 2 on top of the elevator and said "this is the SECOND floor."
The best part was that he didnt even realize how dumb he was. If it were me, i would have been embarrassed. Not him. Being a moron is obviously a common occurrence in this mans life.
