Dumb Chicks Appreciation Club

[jerseyart]

I noticed on that "other thread" that dumb girls were getting a bad rap.

I just want all of you intellectually challenged women out there (that means stupid) to know that there are those of us out here who appreciate morons with hot bods. We don't judge a lady just on her IQ scores. Breast size and fine asses are far more important

So if you girls wish to belong to our club, just forward copies of your failed test scores and or letters from at least two credible sources verifying that you can't walk and chew gum at the same time.

Welcome aboard. I anticipate a great many responses, so if it takes a while to get back to you, its only because there are so many of you out there for us to love.

 

[Dial_tone]

IQ = 3 X bra size =

 

[jerseyart]

I'm not getting the overwhelming response I anticipated.

Maybe they're having trouble operating the computer

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I'm not getting the overwhelming response I anticipated.

Maybe they're having trouble operating the computer

they're all busy with their heads in the lap of a smart man at a computer laughing at this thread.

in fact, i have one that'd love to respond, but she's got her mouth full right now

 

[*MissFit*]

I'm not getting the overwhelming response I anticipated.

Maybe they're having trouble operating the computer

yah help a chicky out

 

[Carmen]

i don't think i understa

oh, what a pretty birdie!

 

[jerseyart]

Sorry ladies. But no posers allowed.

Back to the nerds table in the cafeteria for both of you

Also, I said girls GL. Stop emailing me your high school transcripts. It isnt your intelligence I have doubts about, just your gender. And no a letter from your bf will not make a difference

 

[Carmen]

does spongebob live in a lake or an ocean?

 

[jerseyart]

does spongebob live in a lake or an ocean?

Hmmm

Sugarplum test:

Honey, I have this growth down here thats killing me. Would you mind rubbing it to make it all better?

 

[*MissFit*]

What colour was napoleans white horse?????.. help me out Jer

 

[Carmen]

OHMYGOD ITS HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
luckily, i keep a scalpal with me. i'll remove it for ya real fast.

 

[SoreArms]

dumb girls make the world go 'round

 

[jerseyart]

OHMYGOD ITS HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
luckily, i keep a scalpal with me. i'll remove it for ya real fast.

You failed

 

[jerseyart]

What colour was napoleans white horse?????.. help me out Jer

Hee hee

Is that your shy way of asking me to give you a ride

 

[*MissFit*]

Hee hee

Is that your shy way of asking me to give you a ride

i would take u for the ride

 

[jerseyart]

i would take u for the ride

hmmmm

Then you better hold on tight, or I might accidentally throw you. Be sure to get a firm grip

 

[Carmen]

You failed

dammit. i knew i shoulda spelled scalpal wrong.

 

[jerseyart]

dammit. i knew i shoulda spelled scalpal wrong.

Can't fool me G

Im very very clever

 

[Spartacus]

small headed girls you make the rockin' world go 'round

get on your bikes and ride

 

[jerseyart]

they're all busy with their heads in the lap of a smart man at a computer laughing at this thread.

in fact, i have one that'd love to respond, but she's got her mouth full right now

Son of a bitch

You are dating my ex

PS: Ask her to call me

 

[SoreArms]

get on your bikes and ride

I saw a band last weekend that does a great punk cover of that song

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Son of a bitch

You are dating my ex

PS: Ask her to call me

you might not recognize her when she's talking though. she sounds a lot smarter when she has a head in her mouth

 

[tiger88]

i like chics who are inot same shit as me

i hate chics on power trips

femminazis

 

[jerseyart]

you might not recognize her when she's talking though. she sounds a lot smarter when she has a head in her mouth

Damn


That's definitely her all right.

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Dumb's good - mute would be a plus...and blind OMG

 

[Buddy_Christ]

nice red X you got there.