Dumb Blond Joke

[MommaKin]

Sorry to all the sexy and smart blondes.....this is just a joke...it is aimed towards the dumb blondes..






The Baltimore Police Department, famous for its superior K-9 unit, was
somewhat taken back by this recent incident.


Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked
and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.


The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit
patrolling nearby was the first to respond.


As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash the woman
ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then
sat down on the steps put her face in her hands and moaned, "I come home to
find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do
they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"

 

[WODIN]

lmao....

What do you call twenty four blondes standing shoulder to shoulder?

Wind Tunnel

This blonde chick goes to a body shop after her mercedes get pelted with hail and the body shop tells her it will be $7500 to fix it. She is infuriated by this and starts cussing out the guy who owns the body shop. He tells her that if she want to she can just take it home and blow on the tail pipe and it will eventually pop out all the dents.

She goes home and is in the drive way blowing on her tail pipe when her roommate, another blonde, walks up and ask.

What are you doing?

I'm blowing the dents out of my car. Says the first blonde.

Well silly you're suppose to roll the windows up first!

 

[Zebo]

What do you call a blond doing a handstand?

A brunette with bad breath.......

 

[MommaKin]

lmfao