Dudes How Bad Is This........

[karson]

I GRADUATED FROM HIGHSCHOOL IN 1995. I WAS LOOKING THRU THIS OLD YEARBOOK FROM 1994 AND READ A PASSAGE WERE A GIRL SAID CALL ME SOMETIME. I CALLED HER LAST NIGHT AND HER MOM ANSWERED THE PHONE AND SAID SHE GOT MARRIED TWO YEARS AGO AND LIVES IN COLORADO. I AM SUCH A LOSER.


P.S. THIS POST WAS A SITUATIONAL COMEDY, NO TRUTH WAS TOLD

 

[Big Buck]

dumbass....LOL...

 

[Freak Show]

Karson,
I'm sorry but if this is true, you are a loser. In fact, there is few things I have heard that can compare to that. It was 6 years ago!!!!!Don't get pissed, but I think you needed to hear this from someone other than yourself.

 

[danielson]

and now uim thinking of all the potential missed opportunities ive had

oh thats right....i have to have the opprtunities first.....ok ill work on that ....

 

[karson]

DUDES

IF YOU LIKED THAT ONE HOW ABOUT THIS ONE. I WAS TALKING ON THE PHONE TO THIS CHICK I WAS DATEING FOR LIKE A WEEK. I TOLD HER I WOULD CALL HER BACK AND DECIDED I COULD DO BETTER AND DIDNT LIKE HER AT ALL, SO I NEVER CALLED HER BACK. THIS WAS BACK IN 1993. WELL I WAS DESPERATE FOR A PIECE SO I CALLED HER BACK A FEW DAYS AGO AND SAID "SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG TO CALL YOU BACK, I COULDNT FIND MY PORTABLE PHONE" I PROCEEDED TO ASK HER TO HANG OUT. UNLIKE THE FIRST STORY, I PROMISE YOU THIS ONE IS 100% TRUE. I BANGED HER A FEW TIMES THIS WEEK AND NOW WONT TAKE HER CALLS, I GUESS ILL CALL HER IN 2013...........

 

[Freak Show]

OOPS! Didn't read that part about the situational comedy thing. Good one.

 

[Jimsbbc]

LMAO that was funy as shit!!!

 

[karson]

dudes

moral of the story is dont write K.I.T if you dont mean it

 

[Hugh Gellatts]

Dang, some chick wrote "Will you marry me?" in my yearbook.

You're saying there is an expiration date on these things? That was my backup plan if I'm not hitched by 30