Dude Gets Owned Wanking It

[cali33]

Dude Gets Owned Wanking It

http://www.enwhore.com/movie/1009-Dude_Gets_Owned_Wanking_It.html

This is classic !

 

[Sub-Zero]

so what, wacking it is natural, i do it all the time- but he shoulda closed his blinds

 

[swole]

How exactly did he get owned?

Owned would be having his mother/wife/kid walk in or something falling on his wood, causing him incredible amounts of shame and humiliation.

 

[DieselGunz]

Owned is the part in American Pie

 

[swole]

Owned is the part in American Pie

yes, lol

BTW, your reply marked the point in this thread where someone officially fucked up the so-called "good bor" chain.

 

[slat1]

I'd live after that. Hell, I would probably turn around to put a show on!

 

[DieselGunz]

yes, lol

BTW, your reply marked the point in this thread where someone officially fucked up the so-called "good bor" chain.

who u callin a bad bor?


i aint no bad bor i can tell ya that, me aaaaaall good

 

[silverfish]

Walked in on my college room mate whacking it. He had his tissues all ready and couldn't turn off the VCR fast enough. He ended up sitting on the couch trying to hide his hard-on. I just turned around and started laughing. Fucking guy was never the same after that. Always nervous that I'd tell everyone.

It's one thing to tell everyone you spank it, but it's a whole different ballgame when you're caught with cawk in hand.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Walked in on my college room mate whacking it. He had his tissues all ready and couldn't turn off the VCR fast enough. He ended up sitting on the couch trying to hide his hard-on. I just turned around and started laughing. Fucking guy was never the same after that. Always nervous that I'd tell everyone.

It's one thing to tell everyone you spank it, but it's a whole different ballgame when you're caught with cawk in hand.

yeah.

if i got cought by a peer though, id just laugh and be awkward for a day, but fuck- a roomate? i wouldnt care after that, id always touch him randomly, and be like "i still havnt washed my hands"

 

[swole]

Walked in on my college room mate whacking it. He had his tissues all ready and couldn't turn off the VCR fast enough. He ended up sitting on the couch trying to hide his hard-on. I just turned around and started laughing. Fucking guy was never the same after that. Always nervous that I'd tell everyone.

It's one thing to tell everyone you spank it, but it's a whole different ballgame when you're caught with cawk in hand.

Back when I actually had roommates and lived in dorms, first thing I would do is joke about beatoff sessions. I would tell them to always jiggle the keys before coming in and open the door slowly. It saved me a few times, lol.

 

[DieselGunz]

i still havnt washed my hands"


LMAO!

 

[Razorguns]

For some reason, i never got comfortable with guys personally whacking off around my vicinity or even hearing about it. Always something i'd rather not hear about.

 

[JayC9]

Johann would turn in his grave if he saw that!

 

[bran987]

I thought he was gonna stand up and spew then turn around and see camera that would've been funny

 

[Lestat]

i could see that happening to me

 

[Hiatussin]

The guy filming is more fucked up than the wanker

 

[DieselGunz]

The guy filming is more fucked up than the wanker

good point

 

[Whiskey]

sucks to be him. just wait till his mom sees this

Whiskey

 

[UA_Iron]

Walked in on my college room mate whacking it. He had his tissues all ready and couldn't turn off the VCR fast enough. He ended up sitting on the couch trying to hide his hard-on. I just turned around and started laughing. Fucking guy was never the same after that. Always nervous that I'd tell everyone.

It's one thing to tell everyone you spank it, but it's a whole different ballgame when you're caught with cawk in hand.

pretty sure my roommate freshman year caught me a beatin' it on more than one occassion - I just didnt give a shit. I had business to take care of and I wasnt ashamed about it.

 

[blut wump]

What would be funny is if a cop who recognized the building saw the video and arrested the peeping tom who filmed it. That would be pwned.

 

[chewyxrage]

WTF the camera guy should have banged on the window or something at the end to scare the shit outta dude