drunken food cravings while on keto

[distanced]

sounds like you need to brush your teeth than drink some orange juice and cold coffee

 

[CollegeKid2]

WHAT THE FUCK CAN I EAT?im about to gouge my eyes out im so hungry1!!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Sugar free jell-o topped with heavy cream.

 

[CollegeKid2]

oj has carbs. u are useless

 

[Deleted member 33117]

You're on a keto diet, cutting, and don't have sugar free jell-o already made up and in the fridge?

Also, keep alot of raw veggies handy for when you need something and feel like you are going to cheat. Romaine lettace with a little olive-oil based, low carb dressing shouldn't hurt you.

 

[CollegeKid2]

thanks, yeah i just made myself a salad... so much work and not very filling.. OHwell

 

[revexrevex]

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT

 

[CollegeKid2]

liqour= no carbs.
me= ketosis

drunk+ketosis=rightnow

 

[CollegeKid2]

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT

revexc dude shill out... ive been bulking all sumemr and i like deads a lot (and not that partial dead shit man... come on do the real--deal!!) but now im cuttin..so chill out broo

 

[NoDaddyNo]

Eat a few cheeseburgers, then some tapioca pudding, and finish it off with some donut holes.

Wait two hours and then have some nachos followed by a half gallon of ice cream.

3 more hours later, eat a box HoHos.

Finally, wait at least one more hour and then order a Supreme from Pizza Hut and eat that, then immediately go to sleep for at least 10 hours.

 

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